Official Manchester City vs Chelsea match thread 1

>City
Ederson, Walker, Laporte, Otamendi, Zinchenko, Gundogan, Bernardo, Sane, Silva (c), De Bruyne, Aguero

Subs | Bravo, Stones, Kompany, Danilo, Jesus, Yaya Toure, Foden


>Chelsea
Courtois; Azpilicueta (c), Christensen, Rudiger; Moses, Fabregas, Drinkwater, Alonso; Willian, Hazard, Pedro.

Subs: Caballero, Cahill, Zappacosta, Emerson, Chalobah, Giroud, Morata.


5 wins and City are crowned champions.

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peptide guardiola dopes players.

hello where is the kante

ps congrats on the win city, i hope it is a fun game and nobody gets injured and there's a few goals

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>No Kante

OH NO NO NO NO

>spent over £100m on strikers
>bench em against City
what makes him tick?

>Hazard as a false 9 AGAIN

Christ Conte enough of this.

This midfield is going to get absolutley destroyed.

>false 9
>*tips fedora

If shitty win this they'll be further ahead than Bayern are

Arsenal were robbed

>Drinkwater with no Kante

Chelsea are getting destroyed.

I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE WOBBIE

>That Chelsea lineup

My word, too many fucking right footers in that lineup

No left pegger poofs in my side.

Conte is near tears

How come no Kante? Is he injured?

Chelsea will win 1-0 screencap this

>no Kante
>Hazard as a false 9
Sure.

Kante is shit now anyway. His knees have gone.

Pedro is the false 9

Guardiola won the European Cup when he was 21. Eto'o said he was a good player, not a great player. I don't think that's true.

Do they need Kante if they are going to park the bus? Chelsea will win.

>kante ill

yeah right

You rate Kante over Drinkwater?

Eto'o hates him.

Kante was likely the african who was harassing the gay players

I put 4€ on Chelsea to win as a City supporter, so either way I get a good game :^).

>draw

What if they draw?

All three of them missed the point. Hazard, Willian and Pedro are going to drop back flood midfield. It's exactly the same system they used so well against Barca minus Kante. Morata and Giroud wouldn't help wrestle midfield.

Nope, Willian and Pedro will track back making it a 5-4-1. That's about it.

haha what happened?

No, they're both shit.

still good for City, they don't need 3 points from Chelsea.

really fancy this girl in my class, any tips on how to make a move?

What is this. Aren't Chelsea 5th? This team looks like it's gonna get absolutely trounced.

can you blame him?

There was this one african and two players who were gay in a premier league club and the african didn't like that they were gay.

get her alone, corner her, and tell her you just want to talk.

At least Chelshit getting stuffed tonight will make things a little bit better.

>tf
hmm

lol, maybe the african player should go back

literally /ourguy/

stream:
streams.notahoneypot.me

source? That sounds like the kind of baseless article the mail would publish to stoke anti-african sentiment

was just joking, because kante is suddenly ill

Whatever happens, there will be memes

Did anyone find out what Wenger said to Pep before Thursdays game?

who do we value more? Immigrants or the LGBTQ community?

>corner her
lol

just be yourself, then.

Who is that cuck

Twitter said Wenger told him to go easy.

is there any legend from city?

>Zinchenko starting over Danilo
lol poop doesn't rate Chelsea's attack

me

uwe rosler

Summerbee , Colin Bell, Goater, Dickov

Conte played too much fm and thinks strikerless is a thing

>conte away vs a big team
are we sure this game is worth watching?

Some keeper played on in a cup final with a broken neck.

Mike Summerbee, the utmost bitter footballer in existence

>blue versus light blue

Disgusting. Feels like I'm watching this underwater.

tevez, balotelli, dzeko, joey barton, stephen ireland

Trautman, the best nazi

Are you high?

>le false 9
It's over.

I prefer salmonman

Fuck both of these cunt teams

AH YES

The world famous sit back and wait for city to score technique, MANY such cases

The one and only

>No giroux

Conte to Arsenal when

>long ball to Pedro's head
>He actually won it
How?

why is NANASHI NO STONES benched? ;_;

Conte is unironically a brainlet when it comes to planning.

Are Pep and Klopp the only good managers in the prem?

Colin Bell, Goater

Just unleash Willian

>chel sea
>blue

my almonds

stop with the ironic posts. here are the real City Legends:
>Silvinho
>Aguero
>David Silva
>Dunne
>Yaya Toure

actually mls next

Currently playing up front

Tell her you'll kill yourself if she doesn't go on a date with you

No.

injured

>no kante
This game is over.

David Luiz still at Chelsea?

I got you mate. Just follow this guide:
youtube.com/watch?v=CUYQ2DMddYA

>Fabregas Drinkwater midfield
State of this. 3-0 City

Whom do you refer to?

really tired of this "Barca manlet press", how does it work?

No le gangrape man?

>Parking the bus from the very start of the game
It's a bold strategy, let's see if it works out for them

You are managing West Brom and are going up against City in an away game that you need to NOT LOSE to stay up. How will you deploy your team?

Paul Dickov seeing as it was his goals that got them into the Championship in 99. If he didn't they'd probably be a mid table championship side to this day

t. Salty Gillingham supporter

Wow

Yes, but AC benched him.

Pep likes to "fuel" them before each match so they have fresh legs and are 100%

>light blue/white vs dark blue/white

why can't chelsea wear black
i hate that clashing color shit