Do you guys ever actually venture out into the world and do thing? See things? Talk to the people...

Do you guys ever actually venture out into the world and do thing? See things? Talk to the people? There is a whole world out there full of interest. What are you stories?

I'll start.

I live in the bad part of town. Prostitutes stand on the corner right outside my house. I noticed one day that the hooker out there was a hairdresser I'd seen before. So I said to her: You're a part time prostitute.

I'd never seen anything like that before. I asked her why but she said it wasn't my place to ask and worst of all, she acted like it was weird I thought it unusual. I not the one on insanity pills here, it was deffo her.

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Get out of ToroNegroTo and you'll be fine.

Well naturally. You can't sit at home and expect the rent to pay itself.

Toronto. You'd have to pay me at least minimum wage to live there. Fucking Toronto. It's worse than Quebec and Manitoba combined. I want Toronto to just revolt and go join Detroit like the garbage dump it is.

Quebec might be different and sort of our black sheep, but at least it's a cool place and has the hottest chicks. Toronto......ugh.

wtf I hate prostitutes now

well I go to my lectures to stare at qts...
sometimes they even stare back, which is always a thrill

Not the same thing.

Why?

Fucking creeper

>No I spend all my day in my mother's basement on Sup Forums getting really mad about black people

/thread now

Sup Forums BTFO

keke
>Op goes out
>Forgets he's an autist
>Thinks to himself: "it's not weird to ask a prostitute why she's a hairdresser and a prostitute"
>Answer is probably because she needs the money
>She thinks he's weird as fuck
>OP tries to rationalize
How about you strike up a conversation with someone in the queue at the coffee place or something, and not a fucking prostitute you're not going to pay?

That being said, I talked to some girl in a ankle brace in a smoothie queue, it was really awkward, and we didn't click at all. I did the same shit
>It's not me right, she's the weird one
She wasn't.

Is this OP some sort of bait/copypasta I am not aware about?

I mean, who tells people "Why are you a prostitute"? They obviously are in dire need of money you genius

nope

>looking at girls
>creep

autismo spotted

When you graduate high school you'll realize you have to leave your home to make money.

OF COURSE I DON't LEAVE THE HOUSE.

THERE'S BLACKS AND MUSLIMS OUTSIDEEEEEEEE

Why the fuck would I leave the house when there's literally a #killallwhites hashtag on twitter right now?

I live in Quebec and it's a very good place to live.
Gouvernement rapes you but that's the cost to pay.

I spoke to a girl on the street yesterday, but I already forgot what we talked about.
The world outside is boring, I prefer my computer.

hairdressers make shit money but noone ever really talks about it
Also, the best hairdressers are the middle eastern ones tbqh, Germans are shit servants

I do a lot of stuff. I go to the gym, I jog, I play airsoft, work part time and meet up with friends every now and then. And whenever I don't do these things I neet. Being a full time neet gets really boring really fast.

I keep meaning to go there. I am just a transient. Someday...

I have visited , but I'd like to stay longer.

All these fucking normies who talk to their coworkers or look at girls long enough to see them look back at you need to get the fuck out of this board right this instant!

Yes you can. See my flag?

I lived a life of hedonism from my mid teens to mid twenties.

I became really introverted and developed social anxiety after that though. I became crippled with regret and embarrassment.

Burnt many bridges, destroyed my bank account, fucked up uni, distanced myself from my family.

Now I'm at the end of the tunnel and as much as I miss going out and having no regrets or cares, I enjoy the simpler things more.I rebuild my finances, I've taken up hiking, learned an instrument, started drawing again, even moved to another city so as to have a blank slate socially.

Just need to find a nice girl now and I will finally be happy.

>going to specific places to stare at girls, making them so uncomfortable that they need to look back
>not creep

its just a meme hombre

>Prostitutes stand on the corner right outside my house.
What the hell kind of shithole do you live that the prozzies haven't gone online?

>late night sitting on front porch
>old nigger walks up asking for change, (not uncommon).
>give him a few cigarettes and say no change
>He sits on porch to smoke cigarettes
>Old nigger reaches in his pants as if to get a lighter and pulls out a little crack pipe and loads some crack into it.
> I say "No crack on this porch, you need to haul ass"
>Guy gets upset and I basically tell him to get the fuck out of here (like a stray dog). He scuddles off and fades into the night never to be seen again.

what the fuck use would it be to go and chat up random prostitutes.

At Uni
Was watching The Bachelorette with my flatmates the other night
They're all pretty liberal girls
One of them has a boyfriend who's the biggest fucking cuck
One of my flatmates mentions that the black dude kind of looks like an alien
He's got a shiny complexion, eyes far apart, she's not wrong.
Straight away the cuck pipes up to virtue signal and show all the girls how much of a true cuck he really is
"Funny how you'd say that about the ONE black guy"
Girl who said it just laughs it off awkwardly.
So fucking cringe
Worst part is they want to invite him to live with us next year.

Nah, it's deffo them. Like the time I was new in town and looking to score drugs but had bo contacts so I said enh, I will just ask a whore.

No dice. She got super offended and said: I'm an escort, not a drug dealer.

I told her there wasn't really that much of a difference is respectability between the two and she just told me to never talk to her again.

I live right next to Englands first legal red light district.

Theres lines and lines of lasses up the streets and all the eastern euro lasses have their arses out.

yep
people have their faces stuck to their phones
very little interaction unless you "get in their way" while they wander aimlessly so its a lot like playing asteroids
the last time i had a normal conversation was with the checkout person at a store and only then because the computer was down and it was very forced
dunno whats worse - being autistic or being completely lost up your own asshole

You should have smoked some crack with him. I hear it's good fun.

It's when I hear stories like this that I'm thankful that I live on the second floor

Enh... It's near the shelter. Mostly crackwhores. Mostly. Sometimes they are cute. I figure they don't get hired by the brothels because they look skeevy, but I dunno why they aren't on back page.

kek you really are an autist

He's going to pressure you into having sex with his cucked up gf while he watches. You need to gtfo of there asap

>he thinks women don't enjoy being looked at
>he thinks they dress up and wear make-up for other women
If you don't want to be looked at, don't make yourself into a pretty thing.

Yeah, the cool part is I'll occasionally see people getting arrested on the sidewalk literally twenty feet from the porch. It's like front row seats to "Cops- Live". You can hear every word and see every dime bag.

eh i go out with friends and gf on weekends to the riverside and we drink for hours, at one point we decide to either stop and go home or continue until none can remember how they got there
am a piece of student shit so i dont do much
sometimes i write stuff for kids for extra cash
except the going to drink part i dont really do much shit around town
heck even stopped going to gigs and concerts mostly
i do like mountainclimbing THO we really have beautiful mountains and forests around here

that sounds like a good business idea
you could be an online pimp

Are we just telling tales of degeneracy?

One time my mate went to talk to a prossie when he had a broken leg, she thought he was taking the piss and the pimp came over and knocked his gold tooth out.

One time I fucked a girl while she was on, she still had a tampon in too.
I went down on her before realising.

Another time I fucked a girl behind a dumpster round the back of a rock club on an industrial estate, fucked her doggy and her knees were bleeding to fuck afterwards, when we finished there were two blokes on their fag break round the corner laughing.
I was glad I used a Johnnie because my mate who fucked her the week before got the clap.

Some of us are capable of starting convos buds. The forest is actually great for that. People are so friendly there. I don't know what it is, but in the forest everyone is just so friendly. I buy a six pack and go meander in there sometimes.

You fucking autist, the fact that you do not see how fucking retarded that is. It's funny af, but still

So women go to lectures just to being looked at? C'mon. One thing is look how pretty a girl is, and other very different thing is going to a place just to stare at them, hopping for them to look at you. Is awkward af, man.

Are they friendly because you've eliminated all the non-friendlies or are they friendly because they're afraid that you're one of those guys who eliminates all the non-friendlies?

Hell I probably should have just shot him. Crackhead on upstanding white man's porch, with crack in his pocket, etc. there's no court in this state that would find me guilty.

Might be the shock. Usually they don't expect to see others off the trail, so they might be a bit disarmed. It's usually the dogs who find me first. Some dog will get my scent and run up to me and their owner will follow.

I think the girls that I stare at the most have noticed it a long time ago and just try to ignore me for the most part. One time one of them smiled at me though which was pretty neat. I don't think she finds me attractive though

Kek, this

>so why do you sell your ass on the street, only part time?
Literally only one answer

I'm bored so I'll just keep posting stories. Like my encounter with Mr.electricity. I was at a bit of an underground bar in Columbia with friends and this guy came up. He had a small hand cranked generator around his neck like flavor flav and two metal rods attached to it like a wire. You give him 5 bucks or whatever and you and your friend compete to see who can hold on the longest. It's just a tough guy contest. That was pretty fun. My arms spazzed out and I lost control because of all the electricity. Couldn't even let go because my body tensed up.

> Never leave county

Well, if you have fun its ok. Try to talk to some of them, preferably one that doesn't know you.

I don't like travelling over the long distances. Sure, I'd love to see some distant places but I can't fucking stand airports and flights. And the idea of having an 8 hour flight or something just puts me off completely

I leave home everyday. I talk to women and black people every day. Due to my job I have to deal with the public. I keep my thoughts to myself and my mouth shut.

Sounds like hell. I thank kek every day that I wasn't born a normie

I like traveling but say fuck airplanes. There are a lot of blue holes in my area and the beach is just over an hour away, so I've gotten to the point I just stay within a 150 mile radius. You can get a case of beer and float down creeks and springs for almost nothing.

Every fucking day

Meet same people where I work. Seeing how they're perpetually debating same shit stories
- car debates
- women and how much would you like to/you do fuck them
- how drunk you were yesterday or last friday

Since I'm stuck with these people I might as well enjoy the experience, they are good subjects to simple manipulations. A fairly good bunch of "sheep"

In a year or so I see myself elsewhere, this place is choking me

It's apparently empowering or something. Pretty odd we've gone full circle and "recognize" how men are only good for resource provision and women are only good for sex.

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videogames got me

wtf I hate memes naow

One brothel I went to had a pretty neato system I enjoyed. Instead of a catalogue or something you could go in and they would just sit you in a waiting room kind of and the girls would come in one by one, spin around, and walk out. Finally the madame came in after you saw the all and asked you which one you wanted. Felt like an auction. It was cool.

I'm sure there are interesting people in Slovenia

Born in America, worked/lived in canada, mexico, china, and Australia.

I've seen more than I ever need to, I want to be with white people for the rest of my life and am inches from being fully Natsoc.

I'm a Dad so I'm forced to interact with people.

But I've seen enough adventure. I grew up like Peter Pan or the Lost boys, no parental guidance, because my mother was always working and my Dad was a methhead. Literally lived in a methlab.

Had enough adventure up until about 12 years old. Didn't want to follow in my Dad's footsteps, turned into a hermit for a long time.

I go out and run, bike around town, hike, and I like to go to parks and workout with my friend and my son, but that's about as far as I go. Not a bar hopper, not a clubber, don't even have people over for BBQs.

Kinda just prefer to be a hermit in a fortress of guns and freedom.

me too

Last weekend summarized quickly

>Go to dance club with Mexican girl
>"come dance user"
>lol no
>"come on"
>no
>girl gets all frustrated
>tell her to drop her attitude or im leaving
>"come on just dance"
>tell her im going to bathroom
>hammered already, get a cab
>cab driver sells me cocaine
>get dropped off at strip club
>one stripper starts to orbit me
>tell her "hey i have cocaine"
>lets her do a few bumps in exchange for a blowjob
>mexican girl eventually calls me crying
>"why'd you leave? where are you?"
>walk to a gas station and have her pick me up
>go back and swim in her dad's pool
>have sex with her and have her drive me home
>early morning by now, stay up all day playing warband to reset my sleep schedule

I thought giving in to the degeneracy would de-redpill me but it just made me depressed 2bh pham

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>going outside
>ever

you have to go back.

>1 post made by this Americun ID
2 posts made by this Lithuanian ID

Saw an old woman blush the other day. She was 49 and a fifty year old dude asked her out. It was kind of cute to see.

Yesterday I saw two 60-70y olds holding hands.

It was cute af, right in the feels

I have never stepped foot outside my mothers property. I was homeschooled as a baby, and all I do is watch cartoons and go on Sup Forums Sup Forums on my ipad.

You could have a weird indie documentary made about you

>You need to gtfo of there asap
I'd stay if I were him. Cucking someone like that seems like it'd be an interesting experience, if nothing else.

>deffo
really? I mean....really?

Why didn't you put it as "hella deffo"? Then you would have had the black hole of dumbass hipster commentary to your credit.

Someone's got a bad case of the Mondays.

/out/ here. World is good. Millenials can't figure out the outdoors so It's always nice and relaxing and isolated these days. What's up?

I live on the border between a good neighborhood and a bad neighborhood in Philadelphia. A few days ago someone threw a chunk of concrete through my window.

I went out once, never again Saw 2 niggers. Went home, looked up how to make a bomb, just in case.

Not for me, senpai, not for me.

Saw the same thing today. Adorable/10

yea i had a old lady offer her sexual services to ,e in vancouver bc. nope.exe

i like what some user said yesterday - keep prostitution and porn and cam sluts illegal. theyre screwing up the m to f dating ratio

I got no friends. Had lots of friends but all we ever did was get off our face. Terrible influence on each other. Prefer it this way now. I'd make a good monk. Bitches just want to tie you down and make a slave of you. Then if they want to divorce you they can just flick you away like a piece of snot. Maybe I'll get a woman maybe not. The world doesn't need us it's overpopulated as fuck and older people just want you to do the traditional thing to keep the economy going so they can have a lavish retirement.

I'm a shut-in who surfs. Kind of a weird combination.

I mingle with people against my will just for the experience really. I feel as though it's genuinely horrible and people are just as shitty and vapid as I thought they would be though. Kind of wish I could live a neet life again.

good job m8

In keeping with doing one thing a day that scares you I said 'hey, how you doing' to a cutie at the photocopier today. Her name is laurie which is about as far as I got but I still felt good after she left.

I used to love outdoors as a kid, going on adventures with m8's and shit.

As I got older I developed pretty bad anxiety and agoraphobia and I physical can't do things like that anymore and it fucking sucks. I can't even use a god damn bus or eat out with friends because I get panic attacks, even walking outside to bring the bin out to the street or walking across to the shop literally less than 50 meters away is difficult.

Should really kill myself but too much of a pussy to do that either.

Seek pleasure in your anxiety attacks, trust me bro. People pay good money to jump out of fucking planes for a thrill and you can just walk 15 feet outside for the same feeling.

Funny how I used to have agoraphobia as a kid, now I just don't care anymore. If someone were to hit me with a car i'd probaly thank him. Only cause im really fucking bored