Press S to spit on grave

This club is ABSOLUTELY done

>Virtually no chance for top 4 and CL football
>All good players leaving in the summer
>Hazard and Curtois to Real Madrid
>Kante to PSG
>Azpilicueta to Barcelona
>Not even 11 good players right now, will be mid-table tier once the ones listed above leave
>No reason for good players to come to a mismanaged mess playing in Europa League
>Clueless board that still hasn't fired Conte after months of him bashing the club in media and playing trash football

They are D O N E

You're a loser

la goblina...

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Players sold
>Matic - 40m
>Costa - 50m
>Cuadrado - 15m
>Ake - 20m
Players bought
>Morata - 65m
>Bakayoko - 40m
>Drinkwater - 40m
>Rudiger - 30m
>Zappa - 20m
>Emerson - 20m
>Barkley - 15m
>Giroud - 20m
120m net spend and the team is miles worse. who is to blame?

Is there anything cringier than american chelski fans. imagine being american and liking bus parking semen slurping

just being american is enough cringe.

Beats being a province and generally poor country
Always funny to hear irrelevant places chime in

>implying everyone in US is rich

No one implied that, Hristo. But if we're comparing countries then please, at least move to Germany or the UK before even attempting to talk shit about the bullies and leaders of the world

>go to study, don't have to pay shit
>get sick, not shot because we are not a country of guntards
>everything is okay, still yet have to use my wallet for anything
>have to drink water because of illness
>just open the fucking tap and drink from there
>go back to uni
>get diploma, no money spent
>get offered position at ameritard uni, they must luck intelligent people because they keep coming for people that studied here.
>be two years in america, make actual money
>get offered to stay
>this must be the 10th time today I was charged for breathing and I can see jamal with an automatic rifle on top of the building
>"nah thanks"
>come back
>get actually paid so I stay and work for my country
>have a good living wage

Oh boy I feel so bad being poor and irrelevant, maybe it's because we don't have an actual autist as our commander in chief or because we are not a contaminated backwater shithole.

Oh United States, how can I live without the freedom of companies inserting shit into my mouth and arse 24/7 like you do? Please, it's so bad here I cannot believe we won't ever have the privilege of enjoying inbred rednecks doing stupid shit everywhere

>they must lack, goddamn autocorrect

And you will accomplish nothing just like some kid in India who studied medicine because achievements in your country are meaningless to the rest of the world
Matter of fact, at least Hindus get high paying jobs in rich countries
Oh and keep using and consuming American things, thank you for your support

>food is local
>mobile is chinese
>fridge, toaster, microwave, monitor and televisions are korean
>computer is self assembled
>everything else is either local or comes from europe
>only amerishit I've got is a Ford car, surely was assembled in Mexico and I'm selling it, because it's a piece of shit. Ameritards don't know how to build stuff to last, like their country which is going back into irrelevancy.

>achievements in your country are meaningless to the rest of the world

I don't give a fuck you fag. Good, you may leave our shit alone and don't infect us with your retardation.

You can't avoid American things, and you even came here
LMAO get the fuck out of here with your irrelevant province and keep praying for the day America stops dictating the world

CRINGE
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you shut the fuck up, go and try win a war or something

an american man united ''fan''

>buy Mahrez to replace Hazard
>buy Schmeichel to replace Courtois
>buy Vardy to bench Morater and Jiroo
>win league again
screencap this

Absolutely based

Fucking amerishart retards

Isn't it the top 5 that go through to the CL now? No way Aresenal beat them to it.

>irrelevant little gnat tries to annoy relevant country

Top kek this shit never gets old. The charge for breathing part is also incredibly cringy. Doesn't surprise me 3rd world shitholes think breathing clean air costs money lmao

>Schmeichel
lel

No because UEFA is fucking retarded

Fucking Eintracht Frankfurt will get in CL but not Chelshit