>there's a storm coming
There's a storm coming
I know.
DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN
>only protagonist sees all the birds fly away
>storm is a metaphor for upcoming conflict
>I'm not paying you to stand around!
>You're not paying us at all
>do you hear that
>I can't hear anything
>exactly
>scary scene
>happens in broad daylight
Dumb frogposters
>Get me in front of a camera!
>Well?
>Well what?
>Exactly.
>we don't get paid enough for this!
>you guys get paid?!
>youre off the case, detective!
>next scene is detective and partner in a bar drinking during a rainy night
>something terrifying looms in the sky
>first witness is a gawking child
>kid gets hit in the crotch with a soccer ball
>music stops
>audience gasps in unison
>golden retriever puts his paws over his eyes
The investigation never ends Marty
>so we're supposed to hold hands and sing kumbaya like everything is ok?
>we have to tell the police
>no, they'd never believe us!
>i could answer that question
>FOR MONEY !
>its time to change the channel user
>What, are you a [profession] or something?
>Or something
>have you seen a guy fitting X description around here
>oh i dunno i might have
>hands a $20 bill
>he was in here last night
>what was he wearing?
>oh gee i'm a little hazy