There's a storm coming

>there's a storm coming

I know.

DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN

>only protagonist sees all the birds fly away

>storm is a metaphor for upcoming conflict

>I'm not paying you to stand around!
>You're not paying us at all

>do you hear that
>I can't hear anything
>exactly

>scary scene
>happens in broad daylight

Dumb frogposters

>Get me in front of a camera!

>Well?
>Well what?
>Exactly.

>we don't get paid enough for this!
>you guys get paid?!

>youre off the case, detective!
>next scene is detective and partner in a bar drinking during a rainy night

>something terrifying looms in the sky
>first witness is a gawking child

>kid gets hit in the crotch with a soccer ball
>music stops
>audience gasps in unison
>golden retriever puts his paws over his eyes

The investigation never ends Marty

>so we're supposed to hold hands and sing kumbaya like everything is ok?

>we have to tell the police
>no, they'd never believe us!

>i could answer that question
>FOR MONEY !

>its time to change the channel user

>What, are you a [profession] or something?
>Or something

>have you seen a guy fitting X description around here
>oh i dunno i might have
>hands a $20 bill
>he was in here last night
>what was he wearing?
>oh gee i'm a little hazy