5'8"

>5'8"
>a "kingsman"

Lol, hollywood be giving the manlets fantasies of grandeur.

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5'8" is average height in the UK

he should fire his tailor

You're just upset cos he fucked that blonde in the arse at the end of the first movie. Go fuck a blonde arse.

Tall enough to smash a Swede in the butt.

his what?

Tom Cruise is 5'7" you faggots. Micheal J Fox is 5'4

He did the the guy was about 90% of the way done with his pants.

What?

It really is amazing how well movies can make actors look tall.

maybe small guys are easier to frame

What?
Are you guys drunk?

Usually tall people look like Stephen Merchant on screen, which isn't what a leading man looks like. Too confusing.

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>average
hence manlet

>be OP
>be 6'1 or whatever
>shitpost on Sup Forums with his superior genetic advantage

Honestly the whole Kingsman aesthetic is retarded.

It's this idea of faux-sophistication that appeals to millenials because to them sophistication is liking Nolan films instead of Snyder. It's the action film manifestation of fedora tipping.

>Kingsmanlet

It's always hilarious when shitposters on Sup Forums imply that they're physically better than wildly successful actors. Taron is hot as fuck and there's nothing you can do about it

huh?

Napoleon was 5'6

Fuck you fagot

>be op
>have nothing in life but height, ugly as fuck, girls don't even pretend to hide their disgust
>shitpost on Sup Forums

ftfy

this

I posted about the new trailer for the Golden Circle and got downvoted into oblivion? How do people navigate Reddit? I feel like an outcast on there.

It's satire, making fun of the entire spy genre. That false sophistication is one of the biggest parts of that

you've never seen special forces have you

5'10" is the average male height in the UK.

Shorter people can stay low crouch to avoid bullets...Thats a pro right.
Also muscle density...chimps have a fuck ton dont they??

Kingsman hasn't got much to do with Hollywood, it was primarily a British film.

5'8" is the average male height in the US.