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Noah Howard
>mfw catch qt online on whatsapp but she hasn't read my message
Evan Sanchez
>girl visits your profile >is cute
uh this is new what do?
Isaiah Lopez
Heh
Carson Murphy
Good night lads you have been cucked >hi thanks for visiting my profile :) wanna see my dick?
Lincoln Allen
Change to another one. She'll continue being this way. I'm dead serious. It happened to me many times
Ethan Myers
group discussion time.
How do I get girls to like me.
Is there a certain level of attractiveness I need first.
Should I wait until after I have lost weight.
Nathan Murphy
Ypu talking about on interpals or real life?
Jose Lopez
Interpals.
I dont talk to girls in real life.
I avoid girls.
Tyler Scott
Bonsoir monsieur!
Brandon Turner
Post profile
Grayson Sanchez
You don't need to show your body, so no-one will say you're fat. You need just have at least one nice pic and be funny while messaging. Being funny is the most important. Try finding someone with same interests as you. When you see a girl not continuing the convo, just drop her. I've learned that the hard way.
This should be enough, I think.
James Morris
Hon hon bonjour monsieur l'américain, il fait beau aujourd'hui n'est-ce pas ?
gj you managed to do what I achieve in 2secondes
Elijah Lewis
>How do I get girls to like me.
Act secure, even if you're just faking it.
Show deep interest in her at first and once she gets used to it, act as if you lost most interest in her or you found someone better.
Lie about yourself in things that you think you may lack IRL.
Enlage or magnify your persona
Trivialize things that happen to you that most people or your qt herself would make a huge deal about or be really worried about in their every day lives.
Some tips.
Andrew Cooper
>Thays_Ferreira
Charles Bennett
oh shit I'm a dumb nigger
Aiden Bennett
Oui! aujourd'hui c'est bien :)
Brody Williams
>+30 years old >still into korea and weaboo shit
Is this the female equivalent of creepy old men into My Little Pony or grown adults who watch moe anime?
Andrew Kelly
Post profile
Brody Davis
user, you're soo big
Luis Thompson
You're a big guy.
Connor Barnes
>tfw qt asks me to show her my arm >tfw i never isolate arms ;_;
Cooper Rivera
William Shatner?
Nathan Russell
You're a small guy
Matthew Mitchell
Post your height.
Gavin Carter
7'2
Ayden Watson
Oh ye? Me on the left
Robert Reyes
Fug
Lucas Williams
big benis?
Leo Torres
Me on the right :3
Easton Rivera
Who /lonely/ here?
Ryan Watson
...
Justin Diaz
How does night treat You, moons? Copped some ck chukkas and other boots for under 30 today feeling pretty giddy
Jack Green
Good night pals.
Xavier Sanders
G'Night
Me.
Michael Walker
How do I take good photo of myself I hate social media.
Dominic Lee
Have a good night of sleep. Have good lighting If possible pic outside
There was once an image teaching us the was to achieve master pics
Parker Thompson
be attractive and don't be not attractive
Alexander Sullivan
you're so beautiful :)
Henry Johnson
>some thai grill visits my profile >she's called "Cake" >want to be cheeky because borde, write "Hello I'm biscuit" on her page >mfw I received "Hello Biscuit ! I'm cake ! :)" I actually facepalmed
Ayden Jenkins
gustavo why did you block me? i didnt bother you pendajo
Aaron Bailey
tfw not attractive
Brayden Parker
Stop calling me a pajeet. I have six bathrooms/toilets in my big house!
Gavin Taylor
>tfw wake up and have to stress myself about what I'm going to reply to all my qts on whatsapp
Alexander Gutierrez
t. Pajeet
Chase Mitchell
Just b urself
Owen Sullivan
This in it's entirity
Nathan Reyes
What the hell do i put on my profile boys
Easton Bailey
The most normie shit you can think of
Joseph Perry
Why?
Alexander Brown
Dunno
Andrew King
ok
Jacob Gray
Oi
Daniel Watson
t. Sanjay Pravjanit
Xavier Martinez
Love your flag x
Is that your name?
Carter Parker
t. Ganesh Kadam
Jack Barnes
t. Rajeesh Poonam
Sebastian Bennett
*wiggles head*
Tyler Foster
I am a single man with a comfortable life but no one to share it with. I have a large television but no one to cuddle on my large couch and watch it with. If you're interested in leaving your current life and starting a new one with me, all these things I have can be yours too.
Adrian Mitchell
do you guys think it would be creepy if I asked a qt I've talked to for about 5-6 months to give me her address so I can send her some little christmas gift? we've already skyped and stuff like that
Matthew Cruz
nah
Liam Richardson
It's fine
Jason Myers
What country
Levi Parker
alright good, i'll ask her in about 2 weeks. things have been going well with her so hope this works out. whichever country your favorite qt is from
Julian White
What you gonna send?
Christian Diaz
His cum in Christmas decorated jar obviously. God what a stupid question *rolls eyes*
Adam Clark
Why do Thais exist?
Elijah Miller
>rolls eyes Watch it bucko
Lincoln Nguyen
ackshully, it was going to be a cum tribute photo of her just some shitty little keychain, its not like we know each other for years or we're banging
Zachary Perry
*rolls one eye slightly and barely noticeable*
Blake Ward
watch urself
Jordan Gonzalez
I'm sending a xxxmas present to you Erika :^*
Adam Carter
message me for my address xoxo
Alexander Flores
I got it from Caroline, don't worry about it.
Ayden Watson
Love these varg webms
John Cooper
no she did have my mothers address, but not where i currently live NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
Bentley Jackson
Thats what you think, never underestimate an aspergers roastie ;^)
Nolan Young
post it then, i double-dare you boo
Nicholas Ramirez
If he posts it I'm sending a cum tribute btw
Hunter Peterson
It was all a ruse, I just wanted to see if I could make you a little wet. But you are icy cold, as the color of your eyes. As I told you she sent me a message the other week but she never responded when I asked her where she was going. Or maybe I told you that already.
But, but.
So so was that.
Just something I thought about.
Sorry to disappoint lae
Cooper Clark
I really start to doubt why I come to these threads when you start posting pictures of Asian women you have spoken to on Interpals. Asian women are some of the most awful, dumbest, soulless cretins in the entire world. They are often coming from poor countries where loyalty and intellect means nothing and your wallet means everything, in addition their horrible poor man’s diet make them bloated as fuck. Maybe it’s because I come from a country where the water supply doesn’t turn me into a soyboy, so I have the confidence to actually talk to real women. Maybe it’s because I don’t spew European women with memes from Sup Forums that make me look like a complete sperg. Maybe it’s because I am just a fucking normal person who isn’t a sadcunt. Whatever it is, it makes me sick that I share threads with guys who are into Asians. What you are doing is just as bad as liking women without tits or getting a new junglemonkey wife whenever the old junglemonkey turns 20. You are showing us women who look so disgusting they make most of us physically sick, and you show them to us anyway like they are some kind of trophy of how Chad you are. It is an appalling and utterly sick behavior. You need to start showing us other anons the respect we deserve and realize that Asian women are horrible.
Blake Hill
write me on interpals and i'll give it to you boiii and yeah you told me, sounds like you got handled once again #SAD but dont worry about caro, im here 4 u bebe
Zachary Smith
> qt french Does faceapp count ?
Andrew Diaz
no
Luis Clark
But I want muh revenge!!!! REEEE! >pic related
Oui, post it.
Justin Gray
Anyone sent postcards to their qt? My qt wants me to send her one.
I haven’t, although I knew 1 girl who had wanted to
Cameron Sanders
Yes. Also received.
Noah Cooper
I was playfully flirting with this filipino girl now she wants to skype with me all the time. Can't just be friends with her, can't get rid of her. She keeps calling me sweet names and complimenting my appearance. I'm just a fücking goblin, guys.
Are they really that easy?
Joshua Thomas
south east asians are obsessive and crazy.
It's cute at first but wears off extremely quickly when they want to talk 24/7 and then get super angry at you when you don't.
Nathaniel Reyes
What should I say?
Gabriel James
Kek
Mason Watson
"A French saying says >Femme qui rit, à moitié dans son lit, (Woman who laughs is halfway in your bed) Can I tell you a second joke and get to what matters?"
Never worked for me but you never know.
Matthew Richardson
I laugh at your petty lives little soyboys. Starting threads outside /cp/ to trigger me? Hahaha, it's not working! You will never recruit me to your soyboy army.
Matthew Watson
I cast your shadow back into abyss of tits!
Ian Ross
Spending eternity motorboating busty Jewesses? You don't need to send me, I'm going there voluntarily dude.