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>mfw catch qt online on whatsapp but she hasn't read my message

>girl visits your profile
>is cute

uh this is new what do?

Heh

Good night lads
you have been cucked
>hi thanks for visiting my profile :) wanna see my dick?

Change to another one. She'll continue being this way. I'm dead serious. It happened to me many times

group discussion time.

How do I get girls to like me.

Is there a certain level of attractiveness I need first.

Should I wait until after I have lost weight.

Ypu talking about on interpals or real life?

Interpals.

I dont talk to girls in real life.

I avoid girls.

Bonsoir monsieur!

Post profile

You don't need to show your body, so no-one will say you're fat.
You need just have at least one nice pic and be funny while messaging.
Being funny is the most important. Try finding someone with same interests as you.
When you see a girl not continuing the convo, just drop her. I've learned that the hard way.

This should be enough, I think.

Hon hon bonjour monsieur l'américain, il fait beau aujourd'hui n'est-ce pas ?

gj you managed to do what I achieve in 2secondes

>How do I get girls to like me.

Act secure, even if you're just faking it.

Show deep interest in her at first and once she gets used to it, act as if you lost most interest in her or you found someone better.

Lie about yourself in things that you think you may lack IRL.

Enlage or magnify your persona

Trivialize things that happen to you that most people or your qt herself would make a huge deal about or be really worried about in their every day lives.

Some tips.

>Thays_Ferreira

oh shit I'm a dumb nigger

Oui! aujourd'hui c'est bien :)

>+30 years old
>still into korea and weaboo shit

Is this the female equivalent of creepy old men into My Little Pony or grown adults who watch moe anime?

Post profile

user, you're soo big

You're a big guy.

>tfw qt asks me to show her my arm
>tfw i never isolate arms ;_;

William Shatner?

You're a small guy

Post your height.

7'2

Oh ye? Me on the left

Fug

big benis?

Me on the right :3

Who /lonely/ here?

...

How does night treat You, moons? Copped some ck chukkas and other boots for under 30 today feeling pretty giddy

Good night pals.

G'Night

Me.

How do I take good photo of myself I hate social media.

Have a good night of sleep.
Have good lighting
If possible pic outside

There was once an image teaching us the was to achieve master pics

be attractive and don't be not attractive

you're so beautiful :)

>some thai grill visits my profile
>she's called "Cake"
>want to be cheeky because borde, write "Hello I'm biscuit" on her page
>mfw I received "Hello Biscuit ! I'm cake ! :)"
I actually facepalmed

gustavo why did you block me? i didnt bother you pendajo

tfw not attractive

Stop calling me a pajeet. I have six bathrooms/toilets in my big house!

>tfw wake up and have to stress myself about what I'm going to reply to all my qts on whatsapp

t. Pajeet

Just b urself

This in it's entirity

What the hell do i put on my profile boys

The most normie shit you can think of

Why?

Dunno

ok

Oi

t. Sanjay Pravjanit

Love your flag x

Is that your name?

t. Ganesh Kadam

t. Rajeesh Poonam

*wiggles head*

I am a single man with a comfortable life but no one to share it with. I have a large television but no one to cuddle on my large couch and watch it with. If you're interested in leaving your current life and starting a new one with me, all these things I have can be yours too.

do you guys think it would be creepy if I asked a qt I've talked to for about 5-6 months to give me her address so I can send her some little christmas gift? we've already skyped and stuff like that

nah

It's fine

What country

alright good, i'll ask her in about 2 weeks. things have been going well with her so hope this works out.
whichever country your favorite qt is from

What you gonna send?

His cum in Christmas decorated jar obviously. God what a stupid question *rolls eyes*

Why do Thais exist?

>rolls eyes
Watch it bucko

ackshully, it was going to be a cum tribute photo of her
just some shitty little keychain, its not like we know each other for years or we're banging

*rolls one eye slightly and barely noticeable*

watch urself

I'm sending a xxxmas present to you Erika :^*

message me for my address xoxo

I got it from Caroline, don't worry about it.

Love these varg webms

no she did have my mothers address, but not where i currently live
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

Thats what you think, never underestimate an aspergers roastie ;^)

post it then, i double-dare you boo

If he posts it I'm sending a cum tribute btw

It was all a ruse, I just wanted to see if I could make you a little wet. But you are icy cold, as the color of your eyes. As I told you she sent me a message the other week but she never responded when I asked her where she was going. Or maybe I told you that already.

But, but.

So so was that.

Just something I thought about.

Sorry to disappoint lae

I really start to doubt why I come to these threads when you start posting pictures of Asian women you have spoken to on Interpals. Asian women are some of the most awful, dumbest, soulless cretins in the entire world. They are often coming from poor countries where loyalty and intellect means nothing and your wallet means everything, in addition their horrible poor man’s diet make them bloated as fuck.
Maybe it’s because I come from a country where the water supply doesn’t turn me into a soyboy, so I have the confidence to actually talk to real women. Maybe it’s because I don’t spew European women with memes from Sup Forums that make me look like a complete sperg. Maybe it’s because I am just a fucking normal person who isn’t a sadcunt. Whatever it is, it makes me sick that I share threads with guys who are into Asians.
What you are doing is just as bad as liking women without tits or getting a new junglemonkey wife whenever the old junglemonkey turns 20. You are showing us women who look so disgusting they make most of us physically sick, and you show them to us anyway like they are some kind of trophy of how Chad you are. It is an appalling and utterly sick behavior.
You need to start showing us other anons the respect we deserve and realize that Asian women are horrible.

write me on interpals and i'll give it to you boiii
and yeah you told me, sounds like you got handled once again #SAD but dont worry about caro, im here 4 u bebe

> qt french
Does faceapp count ?

no

But I want muh revenge!!!! REEEE!
>pic related

Oui, post it.

Anyone sent postcards to their qt? My qt wants me to send her one.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

I haven’t, although I knew 1 girl who had wanted to

Yes.
Also received.

I was playfully flirting with this filipino girl now she wants to skype with me all the time. Can't just be friends with her, can't get rid of her.
She keeps calling me sweet names and complimenting my appearance. I'm just a fücking goblin, guys.

Are they really that easy?

south east asians are obsessive and crazy.

It's cute at first but wears off extremely quickly when they want to talk 24/7 and then get super angry at you when you don't.

What should I say?

Kek

"A French saying says
>Femme qui rit, à moitié dans son lit,
(Woman who laughs is halfway in your bed)
Can I tell you a second joke and get to what matters?"

Never worked for me but you never know.

I laugh at your petty lives little soyboys. Starting threads outside /cp/ to trigger me? Hahaha, it's not working! You will never recruit me to your soyboy army.

I cast your shadow back into abyss of tits!

Spending eternity motorboating busty Jewesses? You don't need to send me, I'm going there voluntarily dude.

Nice OC

You want a jewess?

>tfw no gook gf