Official Chicago Blackhawks @ Anaheim Ducks Game Thread

3:00 PM game start. Puck drop soon after.


Really, really hungover edition.

GOOOOOOOOO

17 games left until we are free

I wonder what fresh hell awaits us today.

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>seasoning a cast iron pan
>notice your apartment is slowly filling with smoke
here's hoping the fire alarms don't get set off

I am irrationally angry today

Dont burn your home down

You and cooking don't seem to mix very well lad.

>I learned how to cook at /ck/

apparently the "high smoke point" advertised on the bottle of canola oil was a lie

that was quick

SCAAAAARRRRR

Fuck

RIKRAK SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

What a clusterfuck.

When the fuck will the NHL realise that fighting actively decreases concussions?

>more fights = more goons
>more goons = players taking less cheap shots/big hits
>less big hits = less concussions

Crosby wouldn't be getting WREKT like he does today if it were 1988

YEEEES

MVPERRY SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Of course.

Fucking christ, computers annoy me to no end sometimes.

Oh i see it's a hawks play like shit episode again.

it's gonna be one of those days

360 no scoped

This pp has been god awful.

Not for us

FUCK

God damn it

>that binnys commercial

"Freaking chicago guys"

>treat Eddie
>he buys you lifetime tickets to hockey games
nice

Fricking*

Holy shit

>cleaning the house out with a bunch of slobs
>could be drinking and watching the hockey more closely
HOLY SHIT if this were my japanese animations I'd bite there dusto

>that pass from kane to toews

wew lad

Toes BTFO

Towes thinks he's an enforcer again?

FUCKING WEW MY WISH IS GRANTED

>fighting

How juvenile

Oh boy its a Toews thinks he's an enforcer episode.

>implying toews in't a genius realising the hawk's greatest chance of victory has him off the ice

The hero we don't deserve

HEheheheE

NEW KID SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

A nap sounds nice right now.

Fucking Christ

Sweet dreams, user

What happened to the hawks ? I thought Kane and towes were good

Team got old and injured.
Crawford and Hossa are dead.
Keith is an old man, too relied on.
Toews is misfiring into a dumpster.
Kane can't do anything and only shoots once per game.
Seabrook has regressed.
No starting goalie, no elite defensive pairing.

The team is carried by a rookie midget and a Jew centremen.

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ANOTHER SWEDE SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
TY Swede bro

>82051360
>kane can't do everytthing
I meant

Based rookie midget though

FUCK

Thanks senpai. What about the kings how come they’re trash now ?

That is easy. Dustin Brown is their best player again. That should explain everything.

You really have that yellow fever, don't you?

I don't understand what you are implying.

It's something.

Only 4 more lads.

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What happened with kopitar and the other guy I forget his name. How come they fell of but guys like getzlaf and Crosby haven’t ?

>ywn be taken hostage by two insane latinas that want the D

Life is a constant struggle

>kopitar
He is doing fine, very fine actually

>getzlaf
maybe because he plays in the meme 'playmaker' role like Jumbo Joe so he always has a lot of assists reggardless

>crosby
I'd say he has adapted his game, plays smarter and hasn't been killed with a concussion in a while

feels bad man

I was referring to Kane and towes desu i don’t really follow the hawks or kings so I’m surprised they’re both shit teams now. Thanks for explaining to me user

Kane is still great, he just can't do everything

Toews got a reputation for being a 'defensive centre' and if this year is any indication it was actually Hossa the whole time that was flattering him.

Why does Southern California need two NHL teams? The Kings and Ducks are both ridiculously close to each other and it doesn't even make sense

That whole area is a future megalopolis. Similar to the north eastern corridor of the US. Not only that but a lot of people live in SoCal

Think about it. The LA Kings have been there for years, so they are likely to remain. However, the Mighty of Ducks of Anaheim are a Disney creation, nothing more than a marketing stunt by the NHL to ride the waves of that one hockey film.

There were 3 films though

The first oen was the biggest tho

Man, Mayers and Burish are pissed.

Second one is arguably just as good

no

God fucking damn, Schmaltz better not end up like Terravainen.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

SCHMALTZ

What are good hockey channels ? I watch Shannon thehockeyguy

same reason why New York has the Rangers and the Islanders

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

SILF SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Of course.

I'm surprised they challenged that.

>tfw your day was way more productive than the Hawks'

Where should I get pizza tonight?
>south-east burbs

>he doesn't make his own pizza

Pizza hut :^)

pic related is you two

>Eddie pointing out that without Crawford it would have been even worse this season
holy shit he's right

>another score

MVPERRY SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR X2

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Fucking hell.

what in the actual fuck?

I lived in the south for nearly four years and that is a fucking disgrace to BBQ

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New York is a mistake.

here I'll make it up to you

WE’RE GOIN UP

Okay.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAPTCHA. I HAD TO SOLVE 7 FUCKING PROBLEMS. FUCK OFF.

forced recaptcha v2 pried some shekels out of me
couldn't take that shit

Schmaltz, Hinostroza, and Debrincat need to be tied down ASAP. They are future core players.

There are actualy fans that don't rate Hino

gg ducks