/hoc/

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Can we leave the racism in the last thread?

Hockey is for everyone.

>honk honk honk
Let's go 'Canes!

jets are elite, fellas

make a /hoc/ related sign

This. Hockey is for EVERYONE

Accuratre

>luongo once again fails a shutout

some things never change

(like always)

Who /fa/ in here?

WHy is there no Minnesotan team in USHL?

Hockey is for white cis-males.

Yandle's fault though

>t.

Fuck off

They play highschool hockey instead

>Cat = Capitals
>Chicken = Penguins
>Mouse = Ticket to the third round

How does he kiss anyone without drilling a hole into the face of the one receiving the kiss with his beak?

did the mouse die? :(

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NOT SO FAST CRAPALANCHE

>With his assist on Connor McDavid’s goal, Cam Talbot ties Milan Lucic in points in their last 17 games
>Lucic is on a seven year, $42 million contract
OH NO NO NO NO.....
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

AHHHHHHHHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAAHHHHHAAHAHAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAAHHHHHAAHAHAAA

WE DID IT REDDIT

Nah it was all just a prank. The mouse went back to his family afterwards and good laughs were had by all.

Reddit hates the panthers though

t.reddit pro

the Devils haven't scored a goal from a deflection since December, wtf

>men playing in the Women's Hockey League (WHL)
how progressive!

Cat = hurricanes
Chicken =panteras
Mouse =8th playoff spot

come to the fucking gamethread grease, it's fucking dying,

>Literally the least amount of reddit subscribers

THIS IS FRUSTRATING

the womens league is called the nwhl.

Every team besides cats and yotes are reddit

Leafs fans OUT

with forsbergs you ____

>I predicted this a month ago
>People called me a dumbass and stupid
FUCKING APOLOGIZE

VARLY OUT NOW

They are literally the LEAST reddit out of all the teams

preds clutching like a motherfucker again

Meme comeback. This winning streak doesn't stop

gg Perds
Fuck >we let that one get away

I'm so sorry for losing faith

On behalf of all stars fans
thanks preds-senpaitachi

You know Bernie is injured right? It's important to me that you know that.

>meme comeback

by scoring on a 6 on 5

Preds are just simulating playoff situations I'm pretty sure

Estonia bro is a predsfriend

If you switch the Blues with the Wild this is very accurate.

NOT SO FAST CRAPALANCE

>mfw remember Caps traded FF for the corpse of Martin Erat

GG Preds, >we actually needed the loser point so I'll take it.

I miss Bernier...

*clutches victory from the jaws of defeat*

I’m still calling you an idiot for thinking you’re beating the lightning.

Power of friendship wins yet again...

same guy who threw 1st round pick at the trade deadline for a fucking tomas tatar.

Why are preds the best animeposters?

We were either going to sign Eriksson or Lucic.

I don't know if we made the right decision.

Eriksson at least should have the hockey iq to recognize some of the plays made by mcdavid. But who knows. Mcdavid hasn't find a winger with a chemistry and im starting to think that he's a big part of it as well.

>lucic
>slow, no hands, no shot
>has the discipline of a child
Eriksson was the right call

too busy having the most important high school hockey championship in the nation and then going to play for one of the 5 NCAA division 1 hockey schools in the state to care about a literal who junior league

Preds desu

Best case scenario for the next two days:
Avs actually beat the Yotes for once
Kings lose
Ducks win

eh, we got a point and are in a playoff spot again

ill take it

pk plz come back

Because I literally go into paint and slap some shit over a picture that I'll think will be pretty good in like 3 minutes

I genuinely hope Avs beat Ducks to the wild card spot

How the fuck did this neanderthal score 50 points last season?

By being the last one to touch the puck before McDavid scored?

Avs don't play the Yotes until Saturday...

Too late, already there.

>Colorado Avalance have literally never ever beaten Pekka Rinne
lel
LEL

Ducks would've taken it from us anyway.
Now we're two points out unless the Kings win again.

Thanks Estibro
Go fuck yourself ugly mongol

I'd trade him back, but you guys spilled wine all over Weber. That's not coming out in the wash.

>its yet ANOTHER "the game is on NBC" episode

quantity over quality

>that stamkos
you can just tell he'll be elite one day

improvise!
soldier through!

>already there

real supporter and fighting spirit you display there

Lad I'll take my shitty ms paint over some fancy photoshop any day of the week

>300+ wins
>Avs have donated 100% of their games to him
Wow, so nice of them

I think I'll prove I'm a real /hoc/poster by not taking directions from Greece.

Why does Varlamov ALWAYS choke when it matters?
When the fuck is Bernier coming back?

What do you eat while watching hockino?

For me? This.

Feels absolutely amazing to have a non reddit team 2bh.

you're a sucker

>trusting in bernier

we'll put our 2nd and 3rd choices for him (plus broken weber)

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Bye bye blackhawks

barkov's superpower is holding an assburger look no matter whats going on

pussy

Duckfriend, the last time the Avs had a halfway decent goalie was when Roy was still playing.
Bernier has been infinitely better than Varly this season. Say what you will about his past record, but this team isn't going to go anywhere with Varlamov as the starter.

>kina gul

fuktiga mejmej

the Devils can't coordinate in front of the net...nervousnes?

hey patobro

It's the Finnish heritage disease. He can't help it.

True I mean bernier isn't >bad he's just not going to be your #1 in clutch situations ya know?
Sup Greece

>nöt-créme
absolutely patrician

Vatanen has done two good exits

Post reddit tier teams

I'll start

God id love to jizz on her

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thats a very cute duck

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