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hate it for my guys on the 9 team
First for harv
Hey
rolling for winner
rerolling for who´s coming second to harvick
Rolling for winner
sup
Pavement is gay
Official winner roll!
Did somebody say FUEL MILEAGE?!?!
>only Hendrick car running decent crashes
Is Hendrick the next Roush?
>sterling marlin
big juan
nm just trying to stay awake for this race
Mr. Where Did He Come From is freaky fast
Jimmie just got back on the lead lap
Didnt know Melissa Mccarthy was a fan of Harvick
Yep. The future is Yoda, Penske, and Stewart.
this scheme won the daytona 500
driven by the greatest driver ever
>harcuckwinslol
Anyone else pls.
truth
Nah, they're still the biggest team in Nascar. It's the new chevy.
water is wet
is this another jimmieisbackontheleadlapandwins episode
>tfw no more Alabama gang
>Larson Running Top 10
>Surely it's the new chevy
+Larson
IM ALL THE WAY UP
would you rather have your favorite driver win the sprint cup or your favorite football team win the super bowl???
Just turned on the race, what I miss? Besides big bush driving through lil Elliot
Anyone else browsing trap threads while half falling asleep with this race on in the background?
>Stock cars aren't automatics, so a good driver needs to be a stick man as much as a wheel man. Say, how would you like me to show you how a real NASCAR driver works the stick, user?
Before Jr retired, I'd say NASCAR. But now I'll take Brady over Harvick or Larson.
>only difference is the body makes more downforce
>drivers don't even notice
Sure thing
i'd trade a mark martin cup win for a super bowl dynasty tbhhh
mikey is gay and we know it
Hell yeah
Every Fucking Sunday, these commercials make me want to get KFC, but the closest one is like 50 miles away.
You might be my new favorite shitposter on /turnleft/
Football Team.
Mine is pic related.
Would love to see Bubba win a chip eventually though.
civilians don't need manual transmissions
they should be banned
one of those things already happened
>Team full of unathletic rich dweebs
>Larson in top five
>It's the new Chevy
Wew
FRANK KIMMEL NEEDS A PIT STOP
These Chevy commercials are so bad
Woulda killed to see Gordon win his 5th (woulda seen him win 7 if they never changed the point system) but I'll take an Owl for the Titans now
Mikey was shit at every track except the two you don't need to shift on.
REAL PEOPLE
do the eagles have the most loyal fans in the nfl???
>they should be banned
Fucking nanny statist libuck get out
Harvick already won so easily I'd pick Rivers and the Chargers.
High Five fellow igglesbro
I swear to god that black dude is Jamarcus Russell
Whenever you go make sure you get their sweet n tangy sauce
>muh nascurh is dying, nobody goos to the tracks
>crowded races every race
Either or.
I'd rather have UGA win a championship in football over everything.
Ain't even going 100%
It's still dying compared to 10 and 20 years ago
...
>Empty seats covered by ads
>Stands removed
>Ratings going down
>Teams struggling to get sponsors
10 years ago I’d have said a Titans bowl, but the NFL is so gay now it’s hard to care
>athlete
>nascar
yes
I can die happy now
Like I almost feel like I can finally stop watching sports
>yfw Jimmie pulls a win out of his ass
Trump is making NASCAR great again
TV viewership is like half of what it was at the peak
no, lions
R8 my racecar sp
>jimmie on the lead lap
I want another championship though. I'm not satisfied with one. I want Cowboys fans to suffer more.
TV viewship for everything peaked out 10 years ago.
>all white scheme
DROPPED
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go watch any race from the 90s on youtube
Every track was so packed the TV broadcast was still a side thought. Hence the moniker "Hollywood Hotel".
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But NASCAR has dropped far more than normal.
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not today
WMAF couple and their hapa son in the stands
E
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"HATE IT FOR THE CHASE FANS"
Do you guys remember when Montoya tried to fight with Harvick?
Define normal. Cord cutting and smartphones have made measuring this almost impossible.
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"Crowded" Only because they've removed half the seats, ratings are the bigger problem though
that shit was JWT tier
fucking sissy slap fight
I blamed harvick too desu
>the clueless autistic columbian is back
CRANK
IT
UP
>implying using a DDT isnt the most based thing to do in a fight
TIME TO YANK THAT CRANK
All this shilling for an outside groove prior to the race when everyone knows damn well the bottom will always be superior at the cookie cutter 1.5 mile
that DDt