The Weekend's Big, Fat Losers: Toronto, Seattle, Atlanta, Sydney FC
The Weekend's Strong, Masculine Winners: Philadelphia, Blue York City, Brisbane
Midweek Games:
>TJ Dog Eaters vs Red York City
>Toronto vs Tigers
>Seattle vs Based Chivas
>NASLel
nasl.com
>USL(ultimate soccer league)
uslsoccer.com
>NWSL (now w/ utah!)
nwslsoccer.com
>AYY lmao
a-league.com.au
>CPL
canpl.ca
>Fantasy Leagues
L95KHZEJ
MP9FU5SE
The MLS is gay
First for MLS is garbage
GALAXY WILL RAPE THE LEAGUE ONCE AGAIN
CAP THIS!!!!!
What can I expect from this new coach for the Timbers?
the CHAD, sexually active Union supporters
or
the virgin, overtly insecure euroboo
choose your side mls
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kek
good lad, and not an arrogant, effete douchebag
>volunteer referees
>tfw no mls firms
GOOD
keep that ultras shit away
But muh atmostphere
fucking >gaylaxy
>the state of Portland defending
>poowell
What a series of events that was
Alright lets get this shit started
>portland
So, a soft ass loser who wants to give everyone trophies. Looks like it from this game so far.
Real Monarchs aren't even able to play in USOC dude
i'd like to fear a stabbing at mlels games.
Why is The Independent pro-NASL?
PREPARE YOUR ANUS REST OF /mls/ GALAXY IS BACK
That wouldn't even grab any headlines, since its only a stabbing instead of a shooting.
because they have common sense and are in favor of free market solutions
nothing says "atmosphere" like seeing someone get the shit beat out of them for wearing a green shirt
lmao what is Marrufo doing
Well how can >we generate atmosphere at MLS matches?
Which GOAT is most likely to win an Oscar:
A.)Landon Donovan
B.)Chris Wondolowski
C.)Clint Dempsey
D.)Alexi Lalas
E.)Freddy Adu
F.)Weston McKennie
Adu
>seattle fans visibly shook
I'm gonna punch the next Soviet Seattle expat I see, just for you
wondo for the inevitable doc about how he is the greatest American terrorist of our time for missing that sitter in the world cup
Pulisic
>go to a game with some friends
>get drunk
>yell homophobic, racist, sexist, all around fun stuff
>look for someone wearing the opposite team jersey then beat the living shit out of them
do this for as many games as possible until it catches on around the league
I would love to see MLS teams do a friendly at some eastern European club, and their supporters make the trip over as well, and bring their gay rainbow flags and other gay shit along. Then when they hear those homophobic/racist/sexist change and try to intervene, they get the fucking shit beaten out of them.
Don Garber sux
that will probably happen if we ever join Copa Libertadores. The Barra Bravas down make Eastern Europeans blush
if this was going to happen, it would have happened in UCL already
most of the larger premier league clubs have sizeable gay supporter groups bc they market themselves towards hipsters and yuppies instead of "proper hard men" or whatever someone who watched Green Street once thinks fans ought to be
also no one in america is going to pay to watch a friendly against legia warsaw or red star belgrade except for certain pockets of ex-ussr immigrants in the chicago suburbs
RIP sorry lags, it's the basement for you this year
Is it acceptable too soon post our future Loon's post? I take the train in front of the stadium construction every day.
Foot and a half of snow on the ground with 8 more inches on the way. Those are real inches not Grindr inches.
Two weeks till kickoff. I hope none of it melts.
AAHHOOOOOOOOOOO
how's your light rail? I hear it, like Denver's system, is not actually that useful for getting around in the city and mostly for suburbanites to commute downtown
>doubting that the quakes are back
shiggy
>how's your light rail?
Lots of foreigners
Andy polo is shit, his career is finito in mls
Threadly reminder that the Dominguez Hills are not Los Angeles and that there is only one Angeleno team
angelino jolie
who is the Commissioner of Sup Forums fantasy and why is he as much a useless fag as Garber
this, there are entire threads on /n/ where people go to argue about Sup Forums shit on the subject of the cities' light rail
>tfw no superquakesfag bucks to bolster roster
makes sense, since Sup Forums is just a collection of grievances from kids who go to community college and +30yo who work at Targets. Basing an entire world view because of smelly people on the train
that's pretty much how it works for the NFL
Based Cali 3-0 rest of america
if you live in fucking pennsylvania, that is
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that yellow train is nothing but a tube!
ok seriously that thread has been up for hundreds of years
literally (literally) who can stop /us/?
I think the free market has emphatically decided that it doesn't particularly care for NASL, otherwise it wouldn't be teetering on the brink of collapse for half its history
>being this obsessed with a minority of fans who are openly pro gay at games
have you ever even attended an mls game? the wide majority of people are like your average american, its not like some ultra liberal meeting group all screaming about liberal ideals, get a grip my man
>implying the corporate welfare league could survive on its own
Doyles don't even pretend that the MLS is some sort of organic and healthy league that would survive (or would even exist) without monopoly power and billionaire backed lawsuits, you clueless cucks
you sound like an autistic virgin, user
Takes one to know one.
Yeah, games in Portland.
yeah because the NASL is very much an organic and healthy league
its own management bears much more blame for its failure than any anticompetitive measures from MLS
it was doing fine before bill edwards decided to shit it all up and go to war with MLS
>muh doyle
>muh big bad billionaires
>muh I deserve an organic club even though I don't contribute to the growth of the game aside from shitposting on a chinese cartoon website
im gonna bully you so fucking hard man, this is the year /mls/ gets aggressive, and boy let me fucking tell you, im gonna make you regret every fucking idiotic shitpost you ever make on this general, I'll be seeing you.
gee, its almost like one of the most liberal cities in the country will have liberal fans, consider for a moment not every fanbase is like Portlands
I am not afraid to bully every single fucking one of you. Come in here with your dumb shit and you'll get called out. The /mls/ god is back and he's ready to give these faggots a taste of their own medicine.
I've been to a bunch of games in Seattle, and the only place you'll see outspoken LGBT/socjus/political advocacy is the supporter end
I'm sure the vast majority of the rest of the fans are liberal, mirroring the politics of the city, but they're normal people who don't talk about it at games
Just like the way it is everywhere else
Welcome back Juanito Perez
Well its those in the supporters end that I would enjoy watch getting their asses kicked
I mean, sure, but for me it's mostly because they're insufferably smug
if your reason for hating them is because they're gay/are cool with other people being gay, you might be the bigger faggot here
>he defends Doyleism
>he defends billionaires
>he defends the MLS
>im gonna bully you so fucking hard man, this is the year /mls/ gets aggressive, and boy let me fucking tell you, im gonna make you regret every fucking idiotic shitpost you ever make on this general, I'll be seeing you.
You are legitimately mentally ill.
You stupid fucking loser, stop fucking calling me Doyle and get the fuck off from /mls/ all of you useless virgin pieces of shits shitting up our thread with your alt-right stupid >Trinidad and Tobogogo posting. I'm sick and tired of seeing you scared little bitches try to argue with me and make fun of me all the damn time knowing that you cant beat me in any argument. You retards just keep laughing LOL I am not afraid to bully every single fucking one of you. Come in here with your dumb shit and you'll get called out. The /mls/ god is back and he's ready to give these faggots a taste of their own medicine.
Who is Doyle
lol
no one and everyone
do not try to understand "Doyle", experience Doyle
Sean Hannity of MLS.
You must be new here. Welcome and enjoy your stay.
A guy who writes articles about tactics for the MLS website and also the go-to insult for anyone who has the audacity to say anything positive about MLS
>I was just pretending
Gio Dos Santos is literally the only thing stopping >us from league dominance.
The boogeyman of /mls/
It's pretty obviously a variant of this pasta come on now
Doyle writes for Major League Soccer Soccer.com. He's fine, if not a bit biased and unremarkable. He's one of those guys who has never played the game but likes to talk about 'tactics' and 'formations' as if he is Pep Guardiola. Sometimes you agree with what he says, but most of the times you cringe yourself sideways.
lol
I live in south LA and I will go watch LAFC in expo park. Any chicano friends nearby?
the spanker of Sup Forums
the eradicator of euroboos
the conquistadors of CHIs
the terrorizer of Twitter
Confess your /mls/ sins here:
>I unironically follow Doyle on Twitter
im gay
we all do m8
>no games till Tuesday
its going to be one of those threads :DD
save us Australia
that's incredibly brave of you to come out like that sosa
Why doesn't /ayy/ have any trips? Also, what happened to the real DOOP?
even >we barely have any trips
RIP BTR, IE brah, Magic-8, AVB consultant, and many others I'm forgetting about
>fantasy league
even a dude sucking a cock isn't as gay as whatever the fuck this is
>tfw
MARIA BELIEVE ME I LIKE IT LOUD
honorable mention to >tfwrevsfan, soon poster, AFC Anchorage Turk, Portuguese sporting kc fan, and the original (USASA) lower league shill
bit homophobic desu
its only going to get worse (until Arsene comes to save you in the summer)
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Doyle looking a bit thicc
matty d with them Hank Hill hips lmao
>a fucking energy drink