Fucking Christ Joe

fucking Christ Joe

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#hulkloads

epic

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Just looking at this gives me high blood pressure.

Jesus Christ, I just had a stroke.

>impressive ms paint skills

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What the fuck Italy? Explain yourselves.

>make crappy sandwich with some camera work
>im a chef now

He dumps like 4 cloves of garlic into his shakes

This is what weed does to your brain

More Jack! Fuck me... my sides, every single time

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Thanks user!

Where can I buy bacon with slices that big

JUST

they needed to stop the first time they put stuff in bread, you wouldnt even be able to taste each thing it'd just blend together

please tell me he puts the other side back on... oh god...

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I thought it was a bit short.

Is Jack the cameraman in this one?

looks like a pretty good 3 pm snack desu

Would unironically eat this desu

>sandwich

what is this kino cooking show?

>fried eggs from my yard

Why does he have fried eggs in his yard?

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damn that suddenly got more kino towards the end

I'd actually eat Jack's omelette over that dry, Styrofoam looking shit on the right tbqh

I made my first French omelette this afternoon after watching Pepin's video and Julia Childs and it came out fucking perfect. So perfect it must have been a fluke. I don't think I'll be making souffle omelette again.

How the americans aren't all dead if they eat this shit?!

Rate me dinner

I GOT BANNED FOR MAKING A FOOD THREAD HERE USING THAT IMAGE. BANNED FOR 3 DAYS.

FUCK THE MODS

based mods.

Remember to report all reddit9k jack shill threads
he is ban evading and still shilling which means he should be range banned very soon.

aww poor sweetie
better double your shitposting efforts to enact revenge

usual suspects-tier twist, bravo Nolan

NO I DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS. I'VE BEEN SHITPOSTING HERE FOR 12 FUCKING YEARS. 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE I GAVE TO THIS DECREPIT SHITHOLE AND I THINK IT MAY HAVE RUINED MYSELF

I DO IT ALL FOR FREE TOO. THESE FAGGOT ASS MODS OWE ME

YOU HEAR ME MOOT? YOU FUCKING OWE ME. I SOLD YOU MY FUCKING SOUL AND YOU BAN ME BECAUSE I MADE A "hey Sup Forums whatcha snakin' on" THREAD?

FUCK YOU I HATE ALL OF YOU

>*blows nose over hotdogs*
>WA-LA

Wtf did you put on your hotdogs?

Is it ketchup? Honestly cant tell

Thoughts on my grilled cheese?

That unironically looks delicious famiglia

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