Do you rate the Mannshaft?

What's your favorite thing about it?

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How they pound everybody with their 12 Inch Shaft

Discipline and good youth developments centers through out Germany.

I enjoy the midfielders Kroos and Weigl etc. expect Götze and Özil.

Bahaha! Irans under 17s beat your under 17s 4-0. Germany is going to go through another shit era like in the late 90s and early 2000s.

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Nice flag

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Ordnung will win again. Mannshaft is a retarded name though.

Neuer

Cucking them in penalties

Mannschaft is the German word for "team".

It can literally be translated into "Manship"

How will they win without Lahm, Klose, Schweinsteiger, Podolski?

Depends on the lenghts of the Man's Shaft

Kimmich, Werner, Gündoğan, Sané

Mannshaft is so hot right now

we'll see how good the replacements are

>Lahm -> now Kimmich
>Klose -> now Werner
>Schweinsteiger -> now Draxler
>Podolski -> now Özil

i doubt anyone will come close to Klose though

Our team is unironically better than it was in 2014/2016
Reus is back for good, Gundam and Sane tearing up the "E"PL, Ter Stegen already better than Neuer ever was...we actually have a true 9/striker in Werner..literally no one can stop us.

>Timo "i-its too loud!" Werner
cant believe you want that fucking pansy anywhere near your starting lineup

also nobody has Podolski's 99 power left foot

Okay, good luck at the WC, then.

true, his last goal in his very last game for the Mannschaft was beautiful

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>Reus is back for Good
Don't jinx it

i fucking despite your stupid fucking calm response
is your entire country filled with timo-tier pussies

Rude

ur mum certainly rates mine

>Arsenal will never see German Ozil

>stuck with Arsenal Ozil for life

I hope Max Meyer takes over his POS, but then again there's (((Jogi)))

He's always been a lazy cunt, not just for Arsenal.

Not that Ter Stegen will actually play. Werner isnt a classic #9 as much as Klose, Gomez or Wagner are. Jogi prefers big boys up front and will only play Werner when he feels like memeing like he used to do with Götze and now Stindl. Agree that >our chances are about the same if not better as in 2014.

>do you rate them
yes, absolutely
>what's your favorite thing about it
The triangle passing scheme. Works every single time

its girth

who can save us?

The biggest problem with Germany is Ozil. He meme'd 2010 as a CAM who goes over to the left to triple up on that side.

In 2014, he wasn't really the focal point of the team, Muller was.

They're a good side, but if they play Ozil behind the striker, they're gonna get fucked by Spain, Portugal or Belgium.

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Please gib (((Jogi))) a call lad...

Klose and Podolski didn't play much when we won the WC
Schweinsteiger wasn't that great
Kimmich as on a level with Lahm

And say what? I think you should drop the German Iwobi?

Do your thing

>u17
of course it's some abo

how good can the tournament be if england can win it?

>i fucking despite your stupid fucking calm response
The embodiment of mutt rage

Being too one dimensional trying to emulate Guardiola could be the problem, like it was at the Euros. Definitely needs a couple of old school strikers like Gomez and Wagner in the squad. They would have won the Euros if they had taken Kiesling. When the bus is being parked and you need to get good crosses in and make the most of corners and free kicks, just like in the old days. You can't always short pass and 1-2 your way through (just as Wenger is finding out), unless you have a billion to spend on players, Dr. Fuentes special formula and some genuine tactical innovation like Guardiola has.

>Spain
>Portugal
>Belgium
The absolute state of english posters

>the call of the german footy casual/closet racist

If you play Manschaftsball you can't do better than Özil on your squad.

Do you have a list of the meds footballers enhance their performances with that aren't listed?

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>caring about u17
They're children. Real talent develops around 19.

Nope, but from what I understand, chemists are constantly developing new shit, just as they are with recreational stuff and the legislation and doping controls are about 2-3years behind the advances of the most talented PED designers in the game.

They're boring, on the pitch and probably off it.

Post your prefered 2018 lineup

>manshaft
sounds like a gay bar

Özil plus 10 other dudes. I unironically watch Germany for that guy, truly the most gifted passer and assister out there, only messi can compete but he dribbles and scores a lot too, so he isn't as pure in the most fundamental quality of the true TEAM sport.

>reus is back
hahahahahahahahahaha

Mouth breathing mutt

>no Boateng
>no Özil
>no Müller

I like the shaft, don't really care for the man though.