Well?

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Literally dabbing rn

not even the best team in london

2nd place aka EPL silver medal is ours
haters can fuck off

unironically will lose tonight and beat Liverpool 1-0.
this is the cycle of mouyes

the best team in the world

at wasting money

Prepare to get rekt

Used to be the Bayern Munich of England, now they are a joke.

reckon 3 wins in a row against palace, livershit and sevilla tbqh

Jinx ;^)

Why does he look like an abnormally thin Barack Obama

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they enjoyed being the bully for years until other teams got rich too

now they are shit and it's hilarious to watch hhahahahahahaha

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visiting RedCafe these days is hilarious. They've become worse than RAWK, they're a walking meltdown

I predict that sanchez scores 2 today and sets up another 2.

It'll be the salt in Arsenals wounds that we all hope for.

HES OUR BELGIAN SCORING GENIUS

second best club in Manchester

I started visiting that place the summer ferguson left, the transformation of manurefags in these 5 years has been fantastic to witness

?????????????????

That's Man City U23 la

anybody knows if Sanchez will be titular lads?

sorry m8 but Sanchez is garbage desu

As much as I'd like to see that, seeing Man United still draw depsite an immense performance by Sanchez would be better.

i scored a goal yesterday and performed a dab in celebration

He is.

is this the official crystal palace vs man utd thread?

AYO HOL UP
*demands the ball be played into his feet*
SO U BE SAYIN
*slows down the attack*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN'
*unsuccessfully tries a through ball*
AYO SO U BE SAYIN'
*chips a pass into the box*
U BE SAYIN'
*unveils a new tractor sponsor*
HOL UP HOL UP
*plays a tune on the piano*
AYO U BE SAYIN'
*throws his arms up in frustration*
SO U BE SAYIN'
*causes a rift in the dressing room*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN'
*watches City win the title*
WE WUZ RUNNERS UP N' SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIT?

>>>/reddit/

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bump

this has to be the most autistic post I've ever seen

What's he going to do next season when Napoli knock them out of the Champions League and City win back-to-back titles? Will he be satisfied with the Carabao cup? I bet he regrets not going to City already but Mourinho gives him a weekly handy under the table to keep him smilling for a few minutes.