/heem/ - Dana White Edition

I'm not a big hockey fan. But I respect how talented you have to be to play hockey. Soccer? That's a whole other ball. Can't stand soccer. It's the least-talented sport on Earth. There's a reason three-year-olds can play soccer. When you're playing a game when the net is that big and the score is 3-1 (and that's a blowout) are you kidding me? You know how untalented you have to be to score three times when the net is that big? Now back to hockey. You have guys on skates with crooked sticks and you have to hit a puck into a net that's the same size as the goalie. And at any time someone could take your head right off your shoulders and it's perfectly legal. That's a real sport that takes real talent, speed and all the things you need to be a real athlete. Now fighting is a part of hockey and has been since Day 1. It's part of the game. It is what it is. I think we live in a world now where everything has been so pussy-fied. When I grew up we didn't wear helmets when we rode our bikes. We didn't have car seats. We didn't have all this stuff

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I know the perfect person to fight Cyborg next

Not a real man vs not a real woman
It's perfect

Is Andre The Asian Sensation now the new p4p brainlet king, taking No Love's last title?

Thoughts?

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also what is your favourite conor mcgregor fight and why?

This is truly a sad, sad low for Conor. What a dramatic fall from grace.

>that look when tony tells conor to give him his sandwich

WTF
Dana is no longer /ourguy/

>Soccer? That's a whole other ball. Can't stand soccer. It's the least-talented sport on Earth
please tell me he didn't actually say this..
this is genuinely triggering me!
what the fuck is wrong with americans?
REEEEEEEEEEEE

What's his ad fee these days?

Get rekt goof

I was actually thinking that earlier.
so he made a short video advert, took some promo photos, and then agreed to tweet a certain number of promotional tweets.
I'm guessing the whole thing took maybe 2 hours?
i have no idea how much these things cost but i'm sure he wouldn't have done it for less than a few million.
though i could be totally wrong.

redpill me on this man heem. is he /ourguy/ at 145?

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no that would be Brian "T-City" Ortega

based dana leaf

Why does no one ever talk about there being a guy named Mark Hunt, hahahah it sounds like cunt!!

""champ""

I could heem everyone itt, every last fucking one of you

>Leave Ortega to me

When will this guy get a ranked opponent? He's fighting another can because all top 15 guys declined him.

>crush two uber cans

>LOL TITLE SHOT

>dana164.jpg
can I get a shot of your Dana folder

i have a feeling that sooner or later he will be champ, he's got amazing skills

Kurt Angle

I actually only have like 20 Dana's

>Wanderlei Silva has 13 of the 15 symptoms of major brain injury according to a neuroscientist

Stop and pay respects.

Thanks for stomping Can Henderson

jon jones was set up

source?

good post

He can only fight guys that will fight him. Only guy besides the can he's scheduled to fight that accepted was artem, but artem's team told him no.

Also Sergio moraes is no can you'll see the next time he's in the octagon

What impresses me most is his grappling. Flashy striking is cool but having legit ground skills means I'm not worried he'd get squashed by a competent wrestler.

He's so well rounded

It's that Science stuff man
It's out to get him

90% of that he received in the gym

Pay Respects
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not his fault goobs cant defend a belt

>be an unranked can crusher

>be surprised when ranked guys dont want to fight you

Also what does Sergio Moraes have to do with this?

made me laugh

How many cans do you have to crush to get a ranked guy?

speak for yourself divegrassian

REMEMBER ME CYBORG? I COMING

i could heem mighty mouse

The porier fight made me a believer.

what did he mean by this

first, his name is zabit
second, he hasn't crushed enough cans for names to be willing to go to war with a noname

its the fate of decent new fighters, they will have to work their asses off

also his name is fucking zabit

More than two. Maybe one that has a win in the UFC? Maybe one that isn’t a 5”4 bantamweight? He’s had literally two fights in the UFC

>sparring hard with Werdum and prime Shogun
Pay Respects

Thank you for deleting Rampage
Respect for beating Hunt who was 70 pounds heavier

Must be all that damage Krazy Horse did on him

youtube.com/watch?v=RZmuKrezg-0

I just laughed for like 2 minutes straight

>get sucker punched by a literal crackhead
>go and win a middleweight fight 40 minutes later

Respect

holy shit.. i just looked at krazy horse's record
>30-37
this nigga's lost his last 7 fights
i had no idea he was still fighting

Thanks bud, I was gonna make the same pic but I was unsure on what way to crop wandy

My man wanderlei looking like a king of the hill character. Shame these old legends with clear signs of cte still fight

sopa de filho, uma delícia

>He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Same reason Bob Sapp does. Because small promotions will pay a lot just to have a name on a card, and he has no other way of feeding himself.

>"It’s coming earlier and earlier for my people. We don’t know yet all the consequences caused by our profession, or the consequences on your bodies and minds. It’s like I always tell my friends, forgetting things is actually good, because you forget the bad stuff, too."

Respect for getting a portrait Dana White tattooed on his shoulder

He just doesn't care.
He's crazy.

On the podcast Joe was actually telling a funny story about when he and Krazy Horse went to some MMA event together and he's unsurprisingly hilarious.

the most aesthetically pleasing was the Eddie fight, but the Aldo fight was memorable as fuck too, i remember my uncle asking me what the actual fuck dropped Aldo since his counter was so fucking fast and sneaky

Literally the google image search first result of a pedophile right here.

IT EVEN SAYS PIZZAS NEXT TO HIS HEAD.

Most of these fights are works, Bob Sapp is doing this to help his friend Gary Goodridge in his expensive treatment of brain injury

Querido macaco,
Qual é a opinião de Wanderlei no Brasil?

>Qual é a opinião de Wanderlei no Brasil?

como assim? ele ainda é um idolo aqui, sempre foi e sempre será

wanderlei became a extreme right wingnut and is support a far right neo fascist presidential candidate

>el goblino from brazil has hazel eyes
>my family's 100% european and mine are brown

If you're looking forward to Khabib/Tony more than this then you're a cazzie.

>support
i mean... supporting

who ya got /heem/?
i'm entering the underworld of bets next month...
wish me luck

>they're giving creepy a shot after that bad luck against the cocky bl*ck dude
good on them to be honest

McCall does not deserve that fight I hope he get rekt

Really? He was campaigning for Bernie Sanders alongside Jon Fitch

#respeito
Ele é meu ídolo, eu gostaria de me parecer mais com ele, assumi seus maneirismos e espírito guerreiro. Por favor indique seu momento favorito de sua carreira e respeite

he's white, he's from the south.

If Bruce Leeroy loses I swear...

Only true fight fans will wait for Bellator 200 on tape delay

Yeah but what about the angles my guy
For sure don't get outawkwarded

is that canfest 2018?

a luta contra o Chuck Liddell é a minha favorita, mas eu sou adolescente ainda então não acompanhei bem a época das lutas dele.

si

if Caceres loses they will re-sign Artem to a 6 fight deal and match him up with Chad Mendes

sim*

Is the liver kick girl fighting?

>Kyoji Horiguchi
He'd literally be the #1 contender at 125 and would easily make top 5 at 135 in the UFC.

looks like he made an extreme change in his political stance or is just a side effect of cte

as duas lutas contra o rampage no pride

Don't argue with retards

>Being excited for cancon

he's literally the only legit good fighter on that card tho

Darren till vs ortega at catchweight

Biggest possible banger of 2018

Based

I didn't know he lost to a bum WW on tuf, wow what a fraud

He supported Sanders for his promise to give fighters better working rights

youtube.com/watch?v=XrkbjU70u1o

This doesn't look like a guy who has any business in the ring, whoever he is.

Alexa Grasso actually looks like my cousin

you're right, swedes can't fight

his excuse was that he ate a lot of pasta the night prior the fight

as confirmed in the game threads, DC/Rogan/Anik is the best possible commentary team

I have literally never heard of Australia before in my life.

thats ironic because that sounds like something JUSTy Hendricks would say

Britain's own Maximus of the Holloway will end the Ortega meme

your mum has

I would "Fuck" her if you know what I mean.
Gus is pretty elite, should be fighting DC for the title next, he's the natty good guy version of Jon and will be the next LHW champ