ISLANDERS @ CANUCKS

Barzal playing in his hometown edition

>isles on a 4 game winning streak vs. canucks

Barzal calder

>10 PM start

No thanky

>overachieving bust trophy

i wonder if barzal got a sedin autograph

barzal didnt win it. boeser lost it.

Then shut up and go to bed. We get to deal with 4pm starts, or the rare 9am starts.

>4pm start
no thanks. only the >laffs get that privelege

I stay up for like two periods. It’s more like a strain on myself to watch games on the west coast if it isn’t a weekend

>implying bc boy and future canuck matthew barzal isnt earning it

Jussi J in

unfortunately there's no middle ground. 5pm pacific is too early because people are still getting out of work. hell even 6pm is a stretch because traffic is so bad in vancouver and on west coast cities in general

bortschi out
eriksson out
gaunce out
who else out

>Make schedule to favour the center of the universe
>Make their fans get to see their team get primetime BTFO'd
Loving every laugh

as long as its on the weekend a 4pm start doesnt bother me. it's still retarded that only the laffs get to do it though

That is one very fat very jewish kid

it feels like literally everyone overreacted to the trade deadline looking back at it now

For me, it's muting the stream during the anthems

>not just starting the stream 10 mins past 7

I wish the isles did so much more, but instead they’ll just throw it away and garth stays GM another year. Not like we need tavares anyway...

what the hell happened to tavares

>Jokinen playing even though he's failing to play at any level

guess tank is full steam ahead

He’s overworked man.

Carrying a team for so many years will do that.

Ending it all lads

it's not like he's a 30 year old man

Sometimes I unironically want to.

I'm surprised Tavares is so loyal.

at least this season is better than last season even if the points are about the same. last season was absolutely brutal

anyone hear that? "shut the fuck up ____", i didn't catch the name

hes a good ol canadian boy that doesnt want to make a scene.

wait what the fuck goldy is out?

>Boeser delayed my inevitable suicide

So many opportunities for him to just say "fuck it" and leave after the Isles were garbage for so long. He stayed with the team while his teammates all left.

I remember when laffers kept saying Tavares would come home.

Lmao.

>I remember when laffers kept saying Tavares would come home.
they say that about everyone

Laffs probably would be able to take him if they didn't get Marleau.

Thank you based shark man

reminder

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT SCORE AFTER THAT SHIT

surprised nobody has scored yet.

>killing yourself before the Canucks win a Cup

Gonna end it all when the Canucks win the Cup.

so 2025?

2023. friend.

>goldobin and jokinen are playing
now im just confused

BAILEY!

kek markstrom is pissed

lel has this game been in the Canucks zone the whole time

If the Sedins can still maintain this level of production, their last year should probably be 2020. That's the year, lads.

shut up kippers you're the first one to talk shit about the sedins

>virtanen jokinen gagner line
lmfao

>I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

>8 year old kid with fedora

>Uh oh Boeser's going to score quick call a penalty

>shit that couldn't even play in the AHL line (maybe gagner can)

nice tank

give them more minutes

>call the daniel penalty
>dont call the obvious hook and trip on poulliot
alrighty then

my god why does edler always play 2nd goaltender instead of pressuring the lane or puck carrier

f-fatanen will break out any day now

>people kept memeing about how Bertuzzi wasn't "good" until he was 25 so we should be patient
>even though Bertuzzi had a 20+ point season at 21 and was on pace for double those point totals if not for injuries
>Virtanen is turning 22 this year and will never touch 20 points a year in his life

wew

he's such a douchebag too, don't think he cares too much about improving

>he's such a douchebag too, don't think he cares too much about improving
thats hutton. willie ruined fatanen

is hutton injured or is he still playing

barely fucking notice him

at least i hear stecher's name from time to time

i'm giving hutton 1 more year, he's been whining about more playing time/wanting to leave

its been said that hutton is seen partying all the time, he's probably one of those guys that starts coasting once he's in the nhl but doesn't work to stay in. i wish we could just keep stecher and maybe poulliot and blow up our entire blueline

welp, games over

...

TAVARES!

>Swedish goaltending

doesn't help with
>Canucks defense
too

How do >we have 7 SOG lol. seems higher than it should be

>Motte
What was that LMAO

>mottes canucks

>jokinens canucks

>rags probably

>Leipsic's Canucks

thingken about hamhoose

WHY AREN'T WE ALLOWED TO HAVE NICE THINGS?

Shouldn't have let him walk 4bh

Henrik "2 Goals" Sedin

>It's a Henrik tries to pass to Daniel instead of shooting it episode
How many times have I seen this over the past 17 years?

fucking hell i hate greens meme line shuffles

sens win

6 times

would literally rather see dowd play that jokinen

LEIPSICS CANUCKS SCORE

HOLY SHIT LEIPSIC

NOT EVEN THE VEGAS FORTUNETELLERS CAN BEAT GYPSY JIM'S CRYSTAL BALL

PACIFIC DIVISION BTFO

ISLES BTFO

OUR YEAR

>Virtanen gets a faggoty freebie point

pisses me off

lmao canucks are so fucking SHIT

popeoepoepoepoepoeoepoepoepeoepoepeo

>Leipsic goal

kek now tavares is pissed

shut up kippers that was a nice shift with good chemistry

Now we got a meme game.

OH SHIIIIT

BLACK GUY!

BASED BLACK GUY

DAREN "BIG GUY" ARCHIBALD

FIRST PENALTY SHOT OF HIS CAREER

FIRST GOAL

WOO

fuck yeah good job archie, our new dorsett

LEL ARCHIBALD BAMBOOZLED HALAK

BASED NEGRO

I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS MEMERY

ISLES CLEARLY DIDN'T STUDY THE TAPE AGAINST TOTAL NON SCORING THREATS

SLOPPY WORK THERE BROOKYLN

SLOPPY WORK

OUR YEAR

The only chemistry I want Virtanen to have is a fluoroantimonic accident in a lab.

the only chemistry i want is you and my dick

The only biology I want is you and my semen.

that's a smug looking bird