I'm thinking about moving to Britain and enlisting in the Army, what do you think Sup Forums?

I'm thinking about moving to Britain and enlisting in the Army, what do you think Sup Forums?

>I have dual citizenship, my Mother is British.
>Most of my family is there.
>I'm pretty sure the need for soldier is rising and will continue to rise for quite a bit.

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>They don't treat their soldiers like filth.

Yeah come to Britain.
But don't go anywhere else in Europe.
They about to be blown up by ahmed and his "refugee" friends.

The British Army is no fun you are always getting shot at by black argentines.

Join the USA Army, better conditions and equipment.

I know a guy from the british air force and all he does everyday is play heartstone

Join our military you traitor cuck

No, YOU are the cuck. Free Palestine.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QBRhcy-_9E0

Do it you traitor cuck. Wait until they leave the EU offically though or wait till Trump wins and join the US military

Doesn't matter. They can't aim. Even their planes fly so low the bombs don't go off as a safety mechanism.

Ok Ahmed

Wasnt it you britbongs and Lawrence "the sheckle master" of arabia the ones who created Israel?

Americans wouldn't make it a week
T. Royal Marnie

I don't understand this. We have the best military in the world. You should feel lucky to live in this country and have the opportunity to join our military.

No offense to Britain, but our armed forces are better.

>They don't treat thier soldier like filth

What? I'm pretty sure no matter what military you join, they are going to kick your ass until you've earned thier respect or obtain a higher rank.

Dual citizenship = dual loyalties. And that's not really a problem when you have dual citizenship to allied/friendly countries. Idiot.

Reminder that we saved your ass twice from destruction

Also pic related is the average British ww1 soldier

Join our military for superior training

Britain is in its only peaceful period for over a hundred years, and public opinion of war is so low that I doubt you'll ever see combat.

Depending on what regiment you join, the closest to combat you'll get is training some Afghan soldiers.

You'll probably get better pay in America, unless you want to be an Officer.

Officers are treat well here

Ah yes, I've always wanted to be a Royal Marnie

Did you know that Hitler tried to create Israel with Havara Agreement in the 1930's?

You guys ACTUALLY did it.

3 years late each time

Plus we had to bribe you to fight on our side in the 2nd war

My Brother was in the Royal Air force, I've learned a lot from him and listened quite a bit to his advice in my past.

What makes the US army good though? With the rising tensions, I would rather be firing artillery at arabs or possibly, European countries than native born American liberals and those incredibly annoying niggers in the inevitable race war. Because let's be honest, what ever side wins, there's going to be blood. Also, American soldiers have AWFUL uniforms, the worst uniforms in not only the modern world, but in the history of ever.

if you don't die in training that is.

Would you be able to handle the banter im sure you would get alot of it especially with an American accent.

nigga it was like 33c, that's like being on the sun for an Englishman

If you become an officer of high enough rank then they'll probably make you a Lord when you retire.
Only perk I can think of though.

I would recommend it if you enjoy the sound of the word "yank" since you'll be hearing it 100 times a day for as long as you serve

Sadly it was, yes. Our government dragged us into the First World War against our will, at immense cost to the British Empire. What happened? The German Empire was destroyed. Russia was enslaved by Bolshevism. The Muslim Ummah, already in strife, was parcelled up even further. Zionism benefitted though, as did the U.S. Government (I don't have anything against Americans personally). America eventually superseded the British Empire, which had essentially been stabbed in the back. Britain is now relatively insignificant, compared to America.

>Hey Sup Forums I was thinking about getting bantered to death, is it a good idea?

>inb4 Americans showing their weather app to show how much hotter it is where THEY are.

Be American marine stationed in desert where it's 115f

I'm still practically British, just born a little too early. My brother was nicknamed "Yankee", it was fun and I am not new to banter.

Fucking worth it, just to have the title.

Not many from Alaska I bet

what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

It's doable, I've heard of yanks being in our military before. A lot of them join the Royal Marines for some reason.

Ditch the accent or you'll get the piss ripped out of you non stop.

RAF don't care, they're all tofts anyway so your accent will fit right in.

t. ex army

It is

>Dual Loyalty
>Dual
>Loyalty

Literally fucking pick one.

Hes an American, born on American soil under the Star Spangled Banner. I swear majority of you Americans talk of patriotic duties and responsibilities for your republic yet very fucking few of you actually display such actions for your republic and spit in the faces of the founding fathers regularly.

I get it Obama sucks but for fuck sakes it really does lower the character of the once strong Yankee spirit and which very few of you actually show.

Dual citizenship is simply a system that pushes global culture bullshit.

British training is better

It's much harder to join the military here so you better start training now.

>highest blue on blue rate per nation worldwide

kek yeah real better

Kek

First ask yourself, can you handle the british bantz?

See American Champagne for example.

Kill yourself faggot

Fuck off to bongland, the sooner the better. And don't come back

>They don't treat thier soldier like filth

We treat our soldiers alot better than you do. We don't have some little manlet in a retarded hat screaming in their faces 24/7. Yes we have drill sergeants but yours seem alot more randomly cunty than ours do.

>get shit training
>become shit soldiers

theguardian.com/world/2010/oct/22/american-troops-friendly-fire-iraq

that fucking picture

jesus christ that tickles me

No that was the US. They forced us to let European Jews migrate their. There was already an issue with muslim terrorism. Then the Jews started killing British peacekeeping soldiers and boobytrapping the bodies. My Grandpa was stationed in Palestine after he finished the war in Italy and saw this. America said you have to let this happen. Churchill was in no position to say no and agreed.

you've confused drill sergeants with drill instructors

they're not the same

enjoy
>marching with cunts who die in summer heat in a 2 hrs walk
>poor equipment(Chilcot report)
>being piss poor
>leadership is a bunch of traitors
>you are still the bootlicker of the US(why young Brits don't sign up)

but yeah, it sounds right. I would rather go to Australia. This is where all Brits want to go anyway...

I would make fun of your military but I'm not sure you even have one

Also, Britain has a higher defense budget than Russia.

Quality over quantity m8

Battle of Norfolk

US Sector
5 Tanks lost vs 100 Iraqi Tanks

British Sector
0 Tanks lost vs 200 Iraqi Tanks

one of my biggest dreams is to be part of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=76Xub5FsPac

Which part

>F35s are not coming fast enough
>general complains the carrier is empty
>planes are old as fuck
>Tridents run on bicycle chains stoen back from the Romanian Europeans...

The whistblower in the UK said some night clubs are better protected than the submarine bases.

Well we only have Drill Sergeants.

The logs also show that British forces were mistakenly attacked by US and other coalition units at least 11 times. In one previously unreported incident a group of US military police trying to repair a broken-down vehicle shot at two Royal Marine Land Rovers, injuring one commando on 20 October 2004.
Approaching US convoys was a particularly risky endeavour for the British. On 27 February 2004 three British vehicles overtook a Czech convoy north of Safwan, close to the Kuwait border. That brought them directly behind an American convoy, lumbering along at 30mph, prompting a US soldier to threaten them with his .50 calibre machine gun.

An intelligence report written by the British but passed to the Americans emphasised: "There was sufficient daylight for the US convoy to clearly see the British military number plates on the vehicles." It went on: "The British convoy attempted to get close to and pass the US convoy a total of three times and was threatened in the same way each time."

there's more....

If you were a westerner i would reply in detail, but alas you're not so I'm going to ignore that you posted.

Only if you grow a moustache

>Five months later, on 20 July, a US convoy opened fire on British vehicles trying to overtake in the same area. British vehicles were also shot at by American convoy escorts again in November and December and by a Bulgarian convoy the same month.

>By February 2005 the British seemed to have become resigned to being shot at by their allies as an occupational hazard. A report from that month of a three-vehicle British convoy being strafed by an American gunner concludes "both convoys continued on their journey without stopping".

>In May 2005 a gunner on a US convoy opened fire on two Kings Royal Hussars vehicles when one of the Hussars drivers swerved to avoid a piece of debris on the road.

>One night in October 2006 a British patrol, festooned with the blue light sticks, agreed on as a sign to identify themselves as friendly, reported they had been shot at by US troops who had no night vision goggles and had been listening to their iPods.

Jesus fucking christ

Yet none of ours ever crash....

I've worked with yank troops, alot of them are utter fucking shit.

Their training literally consists of weapon training and cadence singing, that's it.

>theguardian.com/world/2010/oct/22/american-troops-friendly-fire-iraq
good god

What reg

Nope.

We had to send our ships to your coast, because you couldn't protect it. You helped out in North africa (a little bit) but we where months from capturing supply bases anyway)
Battle of britain wouldn't have lost it for us either, we had backup runways being built in midlands, and road to london and thames was heavily guarded.

Then they've gotta hold it, and our navy was untouched.

What you did do)

Send 50k troops to australia because we sent all ours to middle east, saving modern day shit posters.

>Well we only have Drill Sergeants.

US Army = Drill Sergeants.
Muhreenz = Drill Instructors.

Army Drill Sergeants = Often mellow out as soon as you stop fucking up and stop being arrogant.
Muhrene Drill Instructors = According to Muhrenes, treat you like shit until the day you graduate.

I have fond memories of a female drill sergeant who got so angry that she said "YOU WANNA PLAY FUCK FUCK GAMES?" which produced the wrong reaction, and implied she was tired of seeing up the shorts of guys who didn't wear underwear.

inb4
>dailymail.co.uk
>American recruit goes BALLISTIC
>4 injured in friendly fire incident triggered by "too much banter"

you must be busy not walkling on the side walk during the BLM protest in your own country

or hit a terrorist with the Brimstone missile

>Female Drill Sergeant

Location - Hungary.
Known Qualities
Has a pot belly.
Knowledge of or experience in warfare - nonexistent.
Not a member of G8
Not even a member of the G20
Member of the EUSSR
kek

The SAS soldier had a number of deployments in Afghanistan. If you think it was a simple stroll and the heat that killed you are a moron. Lack of sleep, food, water and determination to succeed or die trying did that.
Most Brits don't want to go to Australia. The few that do go mostly come back because it's not all it's made out to be.

You get a swanky new uniform

Trust me when I say there are TWO american armies within, the 82nd which is where they put all the useless nogs with no skills or education, then there is the rest of the army.

that's why the armies good

no one makes it who cant handle the heat, or institutionalised bullying and sexual assault

yeah but you spend it on contracts like the Brimstone

then the Parliament is bitching about it. Man, I wish submarines had wifi so the recruits could log into Facebook.
>if you know what I mean

Fellow britbongs can correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the army really difficult to get into at the moment? At least for anything but grunt work?

It looks like I'm a westerner now.

>reported they had been shot at by US troops who had no night vision goggles and had been listening to their iPods.

And people wonder why middle-east hates US soldiers, when even the allies have a reason to hate US soldiers.

Dunno, was in Carlisle the other day and there was a big recruitment drive for a load of positions. Stalls in the city centre with guns, artillery pieces and stuff on display. Dunno why they'd be doing that if they have enough people were coming to them, must be coming up at least a bit short.

Actually they do.

Joining the army would be a really stupid idea user. With current shitfest in middle east.

friendly fire is pretty common on all sides though

I noticed brits are more forgiving towards their own military or other foreign militaries than they are towards Americans when it comes to blue on blue.

I think they're trying to recruit a lot of reserves
But cutting back the full time army guys

Called it

we need you here for the race war against the dindus. We Fight For The God Emperor

>British training is better

it isn't senpai.

that's mathematically impossible

Correct. THey are stilll heavily recruit regs though, just not as much.

root for the French one, senpai.

Next time we fight, we ight side by side.

that pic is dumb, if it was a real mission the french agents would have killed those peasants

hey, it happened. That's all.
youtu.be/kriec_lbsG0

2 of them were shot in the leg, 1 got a broken nose and the rest ran off.

I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, just saying.

>be OP
>Join British army
>American in A10 warthog shoots you to death
youtube.com/watch?v=jabjgY6B2nM

That's why when Ex-British Soldiers enlist in your forces they are given a rank above their British rank...it's happened to 2 of my mates who went over to the U.S. forces. Went from full screws to sergeants.

There was once a bunch of Royal Marines in the boxing gym I used to go to. They brought out a special set of dumbbells for the circuit training and I ended up on the same exercises as them. Got round to the dumbbells and they were casually curling these fuckers that the rest of us couldn't lift an inch off the ground.

Pretty humbling. If you're really a Royal Marine then my hat's off to you.

You're going to need to learn Cockney

>EEH WHWUH HOH WOO OI WEIRU GHW EUGH

The one time.,,

Although I hear the Aussie military is where it's at

Good pay and they take US expats, especially those with military experience

Genuinely think you will regret this.

Join the Navy instead. Go for Marine or weapon engineering its class

No. A British Drill Sergeant is a normal Sergeant who has attended a painfully long course on how to instruct Drill according to the instructions of the British Army. The British Army still instructs a high level of Drill as they rightfully believe it instils discipline and teamwork.

>Join British army?
If they will have you. Go do it. The problem is that they are downsizing. They do that after every election now.
Just make sure you don't go infantry. Sure it all sounds romantic and shit. Going out there getting to shoot mudslimes. But most of the time you are outside exposed to the elements, having to carry half your weight in kit, standing guard into the late hours of the night, only to have a crummy tent to crawl back into.
Also artillery is now a branch that gets increasingly pressed into infantry roles.

Stand clear lads. This man is a supreme degenerate and suffers from marine disease.

Yeah, I was thinking Armor or Field Artillery or Infantry.

R A R E
A
R
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Go armour. Less work out in the elements. Less having to carry heavy shit. Better sleeping arrangements. Actually get to ride in a vehicle with AC. Also get to troll infantry by throwing out a gallon of hot water.

Nice flag. What country do you belong to again?

Former Dutch colony.

>I'm thinking about moving to Britain and enlisting in the Army, what do you think Sup Forums?

Don't, this country is going down hill fast. I am in London may as well be Istanbul for all the English left in it!