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henlo /hoc/

Fun Fact:

The Boston Bruins cup winning roster wasn't built by Peter Chiarelli, it was mainly by then assistant GM Jeff Gorton, now head GM of the Rangers.

>rags

18th for Bennis :DDD

>make a new thread
why?
save me from this hell

7th for Stamkos

wew

banned for safety reasons in 1983 (less friction with the ice = harder slides into the boards)

and they look fucking gay

for me its a half dozen eggs, 4 strips of bacon and a banana

>tfw your team is down to 1 guy without a visor

WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)

Fun fact: it was a shit roster and thomas was the only reason they won

Somebodys cranky when they wake up

Its a fact

Imagine being a Finn

Kuvittele haju

>Islanders literally killed Boeser

the absolute madmen

Yes it's pretty obvious you are not a morning person.

Video?

>go to hit Clutterbuck
>get clutterfucked in the process

Is kip on soduku watch?

Adidas alternate jerseys when?

2019

/my team/ better not just reuse the old alternate
ugly as fuck

Theyre going to be hidious

please god, NO
ANYTHING BUT THIS
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Its gonna be that but all red, akin to the Preds jersey scheme.

these aren't as bad, but still meh

again, these weren't bad, but probably too similar to the current home uniform, which is the best one so far I think

Real Norge hours

real Scandinavian hours

True Nordic rankings
1. Norway
2. Canada
3. Denmark
4. Iceland
5. Sweden
6. Finland

actual true Nordic rankings
1. Norway
2. Sweden
3. Denmark
4. Iceland
5. Finland
6. Minnesota

Great post

>gp

>pedo
>nordic
Pick 1(one)

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota

wtf I hate being Norwegian now

No one gives a fuck about the Minnesota Wild 3rd jersey.

Minnesota is at the same northern latitude as France. You really consider yourself nordic? Allow me to laugh.

post ur most recent 3rd jersey then

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based

globalfirepower.com/countries-listing.asp

>Sweden: 29
>Norway: 36
>Denmark: 52
...
...
>Finland: 56

;^)

>United States: 1

imagine having a weaker army than Grease.

This is retarded. Finland could take over Sweden in one week.

How is Turkey in the top 10?

read the website
>NATO allies receive a slight bonus due to the theoretical sharing of resources.

so many scrub countries are leeching off us holy shit

the yanks have given them an arsenal

Lel

+ Ranking does not simply rely on the total number of weapons available to any one country but rather focuses on weapon diversity within the number totals to provide a better balance of firepower available (i.e. fielding 100 minesweepers does not equal the strategic and tactical value of fielding 10 aircraft carriers).
+ Nuclear stockpiles are NOT taken into account but recognized / suspected nuclear powers receive a bonus.
+ Geographical factors, logistical flexibility, natural resources and local industry influence the final ranking.
+ Available manpower is a key consideration; nations with large populations tend to rank higher.
+ Land-locked nations are NOT penalized for lack of a navy; naval powers ARE penalized for lack of diversity in available assets.
+ NATO allies receive a slight bonus due to the theoretical sharing of resources.
+ Current political / military leadership is NOT taken into account.

For me, it's shamelessly sucking up to the US (our greatest ally) for protection. Fucking hate redcoats desu boys.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Our reserve is ten times yours. Keep going buddy and I will ring the horn. You dont want this

you exist because we allow it. remember that, leaf.

Real Nationalist Dick Measuring Hours

pfft
we all know what happened last time you tried to invade
If you use one of thise fancy nukes on us the fallout will wipe out american cities as well

What you don'se see on that site is that the number of reserves could change with one simple decision by the government. Yes, it is true that we haven't trained that many in later years: But that could change, and everyone who has done conscription could be reactivated. Which would change the numbers drastically.

So go ahead, ring the horn.

God bless. Will be interesting to see in which direction Sweden goes in the next 10 years or so, towards or away from NATO.

you didn't do shit
that was the British
Canada didn't exist in 1812

and we are still British when it conviences us :^)

and now your queen bows to us
it seems the tables have turned

>implying she can bow without having her hip turn to dust

Red Wings > Bruins
Canadiens > Devils
Jets < Rangers
Golden Knights < Blue Jackets
Panthers > Lightning
Stars < Predators
Hurricanes < Wild
Avalanche < Blackhawks
Capitals > Ducks

you sure do love an underdog

she's already dust

>Predators
>Capitals
>underdogs

>oilers are so shit they will be relegated to playing non-NHL teams next season

>i didnt pick 100% of underdogs so im goung to greentext your post like a faggot
(You)

lel, Canada is about to lose to Germany, AGAIN

>being butthurt I didn't pick your team to win
if I'm wrong you have nothing to worry about :^)

>Rad Wings > Bruins
Good post

now you are trying to make this about me?
for what purpose

you made it about yourself when you got buttblasted by my predictions

Preds desu

onononononononono HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ah so you are so hurt that I made a comment on your picks that you have resorted to calling me mad
dont know why i expected any different

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laughing SO HARD at Canada right now

>amerisevenths

aren't we all?

SEETHING
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>im mad cause we did better in the male portion of the tournament than you
desperation

no, you're mad because we beat you in the only hockey tournament in the Olympics where the absolute best players were allowed to play :^)

when did the american men beat canada at the olympics?

>womens sport
>matters
Oh no no no no AHAHAHAHA

>washed-up NHLers and college kids
>best players

>w...we don't even c...care h..heheh, womens sports, amirite, g...guys?

then why did you respnd to a post specifically talking about the male portion?
does your reading comprehension suffer from some sort of disability

>thinking we care
(You)

smells like burnt leaves

smells like vaginal blood

>losing
>to slovenia

>responded
>I...w...we don't c...care
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Beautiful day guys!

>losing
>to germany

>losing to the team who went to OT in the GMG is the same as losing to an impoverished slavic nation
Oh i am howlin

imagine caring about int hockey

Reminder that if USA doesnt medal at Skoda cup, Germany will pass them in world rankings

*scores goal*

How hard will /hoc/ shitpost when the Oilers get BTFO?