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The empire on which the sun never sets edition

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The Golden One tbqhwy lads

chebs

are ian dindu nuffin

youtube.com/watch?v=KLGZ363U6lk

is jethro tull crescent fresh?
asking for a friend

just ate a bunch of stilton and crackers

Think the regular fuck buddy might be starting to fancy me. Might have to break it off.

abolish the green belts

the final product of the American "experiment": a paradise of gorgeous jew women of every make and ethnicity to please the Hollywood elite

finnish is so strange to see it's almost hard to believe their words are real words. look at this doozy: yksityisyyttäsi

you've been conditioned to think you should own your gf's sex life. why do you think that? It's just an activity

I’ve slept with around 50 girls, a good number of them orgasm from vaginal sex. Maybe half.

irks me when lefties try to co-opt the snowflake insult when right-wingers rightfully complain about something. cunts can dish it out but they can't take it

a bit laal bit perky enough i guess

you know that judaism is a theology and not a race

>most women dont orgasm from vaginal sex if at all during sex

things dicklets say

>I’ve slept with around 50 girls, a good number of them orgasm from vaginal sex. Maybe half.

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MD5s for nigposter

nice bait

Their faces don't even look real

>calling attractive white women jewish
this is like calling your toyota a lexus to sound posh

incomprehensibly based

>wank
>spend 30 mins looking for some to wank to
>cum
>doesn't feel great
>realise I've just wasted all that time and it was shit
>feel guilty
>still wank the next day
>cycle continues

nice1

i once shagged a girl who orgasmed as soon as my dick touched her wet quivering hole. probably not much to do with me but still a great experience.

youtube.com/watch?v=xg9ebVTL9yE

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had sex with 2 women and they were both fat and disgusting
live a life of chastity now

The gf's I NEED ranking:

>Gf (male)
>Russian gf (male)
>Jew gf (male)
>Eskimo gf (male)
>Inca gf (male)
>Jesuit gf (male)
>Native Aztec gf (male)

Am I missing any?

how many you got now?

sad thing you really think that's bait. we're all just monkeys floating on a rock in space and you're fixated on who another monkey allows to enter her body. weird

was she fit

How does the internet work lads?

dunno don't keep count but it's about 30 or so eyeballing it

you don't happen to be left of the political spectrum, do you?

Hire a professional sex lady

>gf (female)

yeh an absolute stunner. way out of my league.

not had sex before

>i once shagged a girl who orgasmed as soon as my dick touched her wet quivering hole. probably not much to do with me but still a great experience.

your mind sweaty xx

it's a series of tubes

>we're all just monkeys floating on a rock in space

>Almost stampeding season for the Amerimutts

DESPISE the Amerimutt meme if I'm being honest. find the images genuinely disturbing and one gave me a headache after I looked at it the other day.

want to shag some holes

your brain on soy

Just realised that the UK is /r9k/: the country.

>we're all just monkeys floating on a rock in space and you're fixated on who another monkey allows to enter her body. weird

think of it more as an information superhighway

Just a series of boring connections desu

me too except one was black

Bout you've been doing this for like 4 weeks

and becky could still get more tinder matches than a male model

janny had me on lock

it's been about three or four days mate

>one of the most if not THE most sexually promiscuous nation in europe
AH yes

Just allowed a monkey to enter my body lads

James Franco on the One show lads

...

>we're all just monkeys floating on a rock in space and you're fixated on who another monkey allows to enter her body. weird

love this post, very funny

Love it when neets refuse to believe any brit posters have a very active sex live

For example the
>hardly any girls orgasm from sex
Poster is likely a virgin who reads too many “”””internet studies”””””

Go out there and find out yourself unless you’re 5.5 inches or below in which case don’t bother

What shall I do lads, eat the emergency noodles and some toast or order a Dominos? I'm too tired to go to the supermarket.

must've been someone else then
how do you find out an images md5?

Shan't be listening to anything women have to say

toil in 40

emergency noodles

Order a dominos

why is it that "person of colour" isn't offensive but "coloured person" is? rather strange

emergency dominos

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based

i have 4chanx so i just hit filter -> md5
there's tools you can use to generate the md5 sum externally though

Why are you discriminating against dicklets?

*& then go to the supermarket

remember Lois Lane's voice making my peepee twitch when I was a kid watching the superman cartoon

Where are her tits?

single mothers and pakis need their benefits mate.

because coloured people was used during the american apartheid era

lads whats the best thing to mix with vodka?

girls don't actually get wet do they? its slang for something?

Isn't that how AIDS started?

Word police

vodka

You're supposed to be looking at the mirror lad.

Too tired, I'm nearly asleep

cream soda

Is this Slovak poster

can animals feel pain and emotions

*flings shit at you*

Just a monkey floating through space maaaan

NOBODY TELL HIM

I don't make enough to get taxed lad

preoccupied with what monkeys enter my gf's body

I’m not really I’m just saying if your penis is below 5.5 inches you shouldn’t really try to be a lad, because you won’t be able to back it up that’s all

ok thanks for talking, im gonna go back to posting peng gyal now so goodbye i guess

Got a day off from the toil tomorrow

it's an acronym
wicked, enter todger

Sambuca + coffee lads