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this is the thread
fuck the spammer

Is he still on the juice?

Kid Nate

did he ever say he got a girlfriend or anything like that? I feel bad for the young man

I do not spam, spambro! And I am not in California!

This is the face of a man who sucks dick.

Shambles

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What's so stupid about that? She wants more br's at the top. People here want to see countrymen winning in any sports so what's she saying is that she doesn't want to see a countryman being defeating by another if it's avoidable.

No he just weighed 165 in the cage

*defeated

I’m downing it lads. I’m signing up with my local mma gym. Not trying to go pro or anything but I’m sick of watching myself get fat on the couch knowing I could be doing something productive

same bro just signed up yesterday

HEEMINDER THAT BRENDAN SCHAUB IS ON THE JRE MMA SHOW TODAY

Stupid, mindless patriotism. It's sickening. Brazilians are especially horrible for it. As are US And UK [English c***s at least]

SCH-SCH-SCH-CHLAWWWWWWBBBB

We're a football country so the average guy will come to MMA (and other sports) with the world cup mindset. I personally root for fighters independently of nationality.

Good luck brother

GADDOOOOSHH

What the hell

EMBEDDED
youtube.com/watch?v=I8_X1CVgsoA

^ gay dude

yfw holloway ends the ortega meme

turby did you tell your dad yet

i could sub everyone itt

joke's on you. my body is lubricated with vaseline 24/7

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I'm literally Brian Ortega

Ortega said he walks around at 185 outside of camp. That is Big rig tier. He was 168 when he got the call to fight Frankie only because he was traveling a lot. Absolute cutbaby.

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i could easily sub that midget

theatlantic.com/amp/article/554921

>Can you report this?” he asked me at one point during our conversation, his voice taking on a gleeful tone. “You have to report this: The champ champ does whatever the fuck he wants.”

>“The … who?” I asked.

>“The champ champ!”

>The “champ champ” turned out to be a reference to one of his favorite UFC fighters.

It’s the Mcgregor era lads.

Cringe

Schaub has surpassed Rogan

Schaub actually made me laugh on his podcast, granted he was just riffing off what chin said. Wouldn’t it be funny if Chin came in and he started picking up a heavy Asian accent like how Derns accent devolved?

youtu.be/I8_X1CVgsoA
@1:40:20
Actually a great idea. I’m buying one.

Paid 200 for my ufc ticket but it has 80 written on it

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Frankie slipped the 1st elbow, not so lucky against the 2nd elbow.

>tfw i would heem every person in this thread

Derrick Lewis would have beaten Mark Hunt, Werdum, Stipocic, and Ngannou in that order if his back wasn't fucked up in the Mark Hunt fight. This is a fact. Don't (you) me

What is your favorite thing about Brendan Peter Schaub?

Just a heads up, fighter bashing rules still apply.

t. Derrick Lewis

Hunt sure, Werdum and Ngannou 50/50, definitely not Steep

>tfw have to give an hour long presentation for class tonight
I think I’m just going to pull guard

About what

tcity

Who is YOUR favorite FEMALE fighter?

what's the best age to start your kid in martial arts?

jj

Thoughts on Big “JWill” Pretty?

Thoughts on 50 cent?
mmaimports.com/2018/03/50-cent-posts-racist-response-conor-mcgregor-following-mcgregors-diss/

Our boy

Ngannnou and Stipe's worst nightmare

B A S T E
Right out of the cunt
For sure the venezuelan vixen my man

He's a dumb ape and goobs would heem him

Transcendental time determinations as the schema for the pure categories. It’s a beast for sure. Im watching Schaub highlights until then to get pumped up.

Zane Simon and Connor Ruebusch have explained that Ortega is basically an evolved Diaz brother and will be champ within two years max.

Who is your favourite UFC anchor?

I was talking about 50 cents, T city would obviously strangle goobs

Bisping 100%

Press F to pay respects

Is Goober McFaggot's little BK commercial the biggest MMA-related cringe since Chuck Liddell's intro video back in the day?
youtu.be/KKlDNsPBTxg

The Chad Perry

H8rs just can’t catch a break!

>Mike unfortunately has a wondering eye and this time it wondered too far

I’d heem everyone itt never forget

but what about the angles my guy
Have you even seen a punch from a stance THIS wide?

*waits 7 rounds until you get tired*

Schaub confirmed Colby didn’t cross any line with the tweet and Colby rightfully asserted on BJPenn radio that Platinum’s girl gets involved in shittalking and that Platinum = Wgaf

Colby did nothing wrong. He’s not a racist, sexist, or fakist, he’s a realist.

I think Mike actually dropped her as his head coach and she dumped him.

>Wake up, Sleep-City. It's all over

Can’t wait for Perry to start training at ATT under Sensei Covington.

The other thread is still on 480 posts nerds

Posts got deleted you dumbass, this is the current thread.

That's because half the posts got deleted lol

Colby is a meme but he was right from the jump on this particular thing. Maybe Perry can stop being a meme now with a good camp

because the spammer got his posts deleted, guy

Speak to me like that again and you'll be picking up your teeth from the concrete
Was it the spergmer?

T-THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
so many great memories
HOLD ME HEEM

Do you have anything to base that on?

Sir I'm an anonymous poster on an imageboard from Canada, and you're an anonymous poster on an imageboard from the United Kingdom. I don't think we'll ever meet, much less fight in real life due to me rightfully calling you a dumbass on the internet.
I am a brown belt in BJJ and have amateur boxing experience, so best believe if we were to fight, however, I would knock you out and wrap you up into a pretzel so fast you wouldn't know your head from your ass.

It's reasonable speculation

First Carraway now Plutonium

is shawn omalley a meme fighter

>Wanderlei Silva has 13 of 15 symptoms of major brain injury according to a neuroscientist

Stop and pay respects.

Thank you for stomping Can Henderson

damn. our boy mike cucked danielle

in many ways Frankie won that fight

>shito boxings best of
kek

Aldo v Stephens
KZ v Mendes
Elkins v Cub

I’m sure our boy with his face tattoos and CTE will find a much nicer girl to settle down with.

that's sad as fuck actually, but he may be a better fighter now

Frankie should move to bantamweight. Too many big boys these days.

> Mike has a wondering eye

Its not over a woman, its Mike wanting a actual coach.

Literally the best thing that could happen to him career-wise.

Lol its amazing, she has ZERO experience in any way regarding fighting until she met Platinum. She was a tennis player that heard a commercial about an MMA gym and called up the UFC Gym he worked at to take boxercise classes

yeah, but she seemed like a type of girl that could change the way a guy views the world lol, like i don't think it's that easy for a guy like Mike to find a girl like that

damn my boy mike perry is wildin

check his instagram story

>Mike unfortunately has a wondering eye
Breaking up with someone cause they took damage in a fight. Damn that's pretty cold.

>tfw your girl breaks up with you for having a lazy eye
i-its not my fault!