Liverpool vs FC Porto Match Thread Uno

LFC XI vs. Porto: Karius, Gomez, Matip, Lovren, Moreno, Henderson, Milner, Can, Lallana, Mane, Firmino.

Porto XI: ????

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>gomez
>moreno
>lovren
>milly
>unfit lallana
>no salah

well portofrog we are giving you our B team, you might have a chance

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>that fucking defense

holy shit its actually happening

>82076284 (You)

>Henderson
It's over for us. He has more experieence in UCL than the entire team of FC Porto, besides Iker

Stream lads?

What can we do to help??

FC PORTO: Casillas, Maxi, Felipe, Reyes, Dalot; Óliver, André André, Bruno Costa e Corona; Waris e Aboubakar.

I envy Bruno Costa. His first game ever at FC Porto's first team and he is going to score four goals

just bend over calmly and I'll be gentle this time

>brings a fist into a knife fight

>Waris

This is the same as
, you even managed to fuck up portos lineup. Congrats bong out really showed your cousin across the pond today

so you're playing a B team?

Can I get this without the porto skin, make one with Barcelona and one with Man City

Maybe I'll make one

I'm gonna miss these posts

Pretty much

I'm still posting, whatever happens

Just stuck 50 euro on Aboubakar to score first at 10/1

shit, wish Klopp would have put out a B team for us as well, so many good youth players we could have tried out tonight.

>poorto

Solanke equals three B's or two C+'s

one 'your best player' please

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Ill say 3-1 porto win

Come on the game hasn't started yet.
I like Bernardo Silva, fuck ronaldo though

>klopp
>letting off the gas ever

>resting van dijk but not mane, and firmino

more like 8-0 breh

Gonna be a comfy thread desu, everyone watching psg game

>cant even score vs liverpool

shiggy diggy

It would be nice if Liverpoo does let this fookin slip again but I don't think they've reached the slipping phase of the season quite yet

Troof. Good fucking lord I can do without tsuu posting. Or playing.

maybe klopp will be merciful

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Liverpool to get a red card and give away a penalty in the 3rd minute pls God

did you guys see those Porto players walking down the tunnel? they look fucking broken

>all these rags

slipping in the CL is chelseas jobs not ours

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>Klavan on bench

Does liverpool have any realistic chance of advancing????

That will be his fall

we need a miracle desu m8. but never count us out

Wanted him to play desu, he was doing well

slim to none

so Klopp is 5-0 up, at home against a B team, and has only made a few changes? i guess he wants to keep momentum but seems like an odd decision

hes deffo less dodgy than lovren

as much as everton

Klopp.

"It would have been nice to rest most of the team against Porto & maybe ask Everton if some of their players wanted a bit of CL experience,but rules are rules."

PLEASE BE A REAL QUOTE

may God have mercy on us

Yeah Firmino should’ve been rested imo

Give Woodburninho a crack at the Firmino role

god may have mercy, but milner will not

Lovren has been quite good recently, he looks better on the right of the two. Him and Klavan/VVD has been our best pairings.

*them
Bruno Costa is a beast

But Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp is too Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp to ever say that

>Matip-Lovren partnership
JUST

is this german humour?

No, this is:
Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.

i don't get it

post the vocaroo of it

>tfw so good you can play your meme lineups in second legs

Is it any wonder you try and take over the world every century? Peacetime krauts are just a mess

but wasn't Casillas playing in the Sporting Lisboa?

stupido coglione

>henderson
>lovren
>moreno
>gomez

Oh shit! Porto might actually do this.

lmao wrong thread sorry

its a good way for them to let autism out, if it builds up too much they sperg out and invade

Lovren assisted moreno goal and a hendo goal confirmed

>meme arrowing Hendo

Brainlets

Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"

Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!

Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!

Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.

Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.

Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.

FOR FUCKS SAKE MEXICO

you stupid coglione

what's the point of watching this match if the result is already decided?

Stupida facking game.

based seamus ofinnigan backing my boy

What the fucks the point of spain if you can already see non-whites in your own country

memes

also watching both

pot calling the kettle black

cum on son, Porto is good but you actually think this second rate team stands a chance? Liverpool will win by like 7-0

Porto made 7 changes to the starting XI and we'll still rape your butts. I hope you can take another Sérgio Conceição masterclass. 0-6 inccccooooooommmmiiiiinnnng

We will pull your asshole open, step into the asshole, close the door behind you. Then we'll take a spray can right, spray Porto was here, wash me all that shit, fuck your whole asshole up. Get a snickers bar, paper, throw that on the floor, fuck your whole asshole up. Then we'll open up that asshole one more time, step out your ass, then leave that motherfucker wide open so you know we've been there.

at least we're not seeing this kind of shit yet in Spain, my very heretic friend

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Let the paddies and the micks fucking get scared, man

Based more reasonable of the two porto posters

are you happy that you are going to win your league?

who /legal bt sport subscriber/ here

pls stop leeching off our streams

I'm desu clenching a bit. Portobro is pulling out some rares.

Can we just have a comfy thread for once?

>mfw if my face represents liverpool on the left and porto on the right

he started insulting, tell your chav friend to remain quiet

>spain in charge of handling the bants

He just needs to be confident, and maybe get a hat

Don't you think this is comfy? All the Spaniards and their Arab customers are in the psg thread talking about incest macaco and jeepsi la delicia

don't get on my bad side pal

as if you were Jeremy Clarkson or something

If I could get all the footy with one company for like 40 smackers a month I’d pay it but it’s just too much as is

its x8 times the money on porto. should i?

if he removes that sausage looking thing in the bottom of his face and gets a cool phantom of the opera mask or some shit to make him look dangerous and mysterious women will be all over him

just be yourself

ok juan. good luck in your game tonight