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back to the poo
tonights din din
underage
/brit/ JF power ranking
1. Ethiopia
2. Sweden
3. Mexico
9001. Ireland
9002. Australia
9000000001. Fat fucking yanks.
armin van buuren is shite
trance is shite
post THICC girls
Licky dicky lisicki ahahaha!!!
>get dragged out to some shit pub in manchester with friends
>the music's shit and too loud
>the drinks are expensive
>it's full of loud screeching normies
>can't have a normal conversation
hmm yes stimulating
LOL LMAO
Gonna start treating one of my friends like shit because she's not attracted to me
in space nobody can hear you insist there are only 2 genders
fuck you
Absolute cancer. Neck yourself tripfag scum.
what the fuck is wrong with this lad
who is Kath?
listening to bbc radio 6
pubs and clubs are very much an emperors new clothes situation
>tfw you agree with Lisicki for once
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Swear you virgin autistic FREAKS need to fucking leave, you’re not welcome here
THERES A WHOLE BOARD DEDICATED TO AUTISM AND ITS CALLED R9K - THEY HAVE A HUGE BRIT POPULATION
get out you fucking spacky mutts, normal lads talk in here
you sound like fun
It's gay to have a willy.
anime
Lisicki, why do you lick dicks?
stop larping as a normie chav
In space there are only two genders
To be an astronaut you have to pass rigorous psychiatric tests, and nobody who believes their genitals are somehow wrong would ever pass
objective truth
why is that list written in girl's handwriting m8
did your gf make if for you?
i can smell you from here
If there's no realistic prospect of sex with her, there is no point in socially interacting with a female.
Alri Deano!! *raises his can of red stripes*
ahaaaaa breaking out the early 00's classics for my DEANOs
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>Swear you virgin autistic FREAKS need to fucking leave, you’re not welcome here
>THERES A WHOLE BOARD DEDICATED TO AUTISM AND ITS CALLED R9K - THEY HAVE A HUGE BRIT POPULATION
>get out you fucking spacky mutts, normal lads talk in here
cheers bruv
Jealous. Must be 25 years since I've had a Whopper or set foot in a Burger King.
Strained too hard at the toilet before lads and now I've got a sore haemorrhoid haha x
Do you know anyone with a self-proclaimed feminist mother?
the virgin maxim
>tfw no young Imogen Stubbs gf
*googles where my nearest burger king is*
it's miles away
what the hell
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post creepshots that you personally took
Last Saturday a police officer hit me with a baton for being drunk and disorderly and escorted me to the station in the paddywagon
Apparently I also got decked by a massive bouncer that night, cant remember nowt but have a few bruises alright!
Thoughts on the matter?
really don't enjoy going "out" but simultaneously feel guilty for not enjoying it like i'm obliged to do it or something
>I like you but I think I like him too
Why can't this woman SHITE just be easier?
burger king is shite
Why is he walking towards the camera?
dont know that feel and dont care to know it
>girls named Imogen
hat.webm
>be British
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
nearest burger king to me is in Middlesbrough
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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
is this some kinda pasta? sounds like interesting story if it isn't
Don't care, how about that one?
VIRGIN! VIRGIN!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>be overcome with joy
make a deliberate effort to interrupt and mansplain whenever feminists are speaking
No, it isnt, I drank a litre of glens wodka (durty shite) and swallowed a yoke or two and blacked out and started acting an animal
Bohhhh a girl just randomly sent me a picture of her pussy in facebook messenger that is vile that like
Now I know how lasses feel when I send them a picture of the pipe
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noone is replying to each other
noone cares for your fucking post
reply and make discussion you new pricks
lmao
that's late 00's you spas
shite music
cute lad
not bent btw
I'm not on here so I assume you forgot to put me on as 1st
@7636
hm you're right
Neck yourself tripfag scum.
I get called attractive often and get a lot of attention in nightclubs, but I still second guess my attractiveness. WHY.
looks like manchester
why are there homeless people in the UK? aren't we one of the richest countries in the world?
post x
u think i dont know what glens is? what did the copper do
hope this net neutrality thing passes
NEED less yanks on the internet
Who is the virgin here?
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Fat freak
Not /brit/ enough.
what is slaggy about those lasses you absolute virg
int is just pol lite
best mobile games lads?
homeless people choose to be homeless
it's a lifestyle choice
legend
>.
is this actually him
example of attention?
ryanair are doing a black friday sale lads. just booked a flight to cork for a fiver.
I really hope there aren’t any genuine virgins in here
Surely it’s impossible to be a virgin in this day and age.. think I’d kill myself if I was
The one on the left looks like my sister wtf
bollocks
hit me with a baton and threw me in the paddywagon but luckily decided not to take it any further than a night in the cell
Bollocks are absolutely drenched in hot sweat
post a picture of yourself in the mirror with decent lighting and you'll get an honest rating x
you'd be
901.
why are you going to cork
My mate went up to this lass and tried to graft her whilst we were outside in the smoking area, he went "Do you find me attractive" and she was like "No, but your friend is though" but I couldn't do anything (she was definitely attractive) cause I have a girlfriend
dont give cheek you mutt