Memes aside, is he a has-been?
Memes aside, is he a has-been?
>current king of late-night TV
>"has-been"
Has-been is too much credit. Hes a never-was-been.
>broascast television late night host: one of the most prestigeous gigs a comedian can hold
>best ratings of his career
>best paycheck of his career
No. It's triggered Sup Forums shitposters and nothing else.
SBORKAL KGLORBMF
LMAO stephen cuckbert is a fucking NOBODY compared to redpilled alpha male smash hits like sam hyde!!!!!
Yes. And this is coming from someone who hates Trump.
dromphy is a meanie
Agreed my friend
Isn't he the most viewed rival of Jimmy Fallon's late night show?
i just really hope you understand the joke you're making
>mfw Trump exists
>current king of late-night TV
>implying that's a thing anymore
A large portion of America used to watch Johnny Carson together, because back in the 70s and 80s that was really the only thing to watch when it was late at night.
According to this tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com
Even if you count Youtube following he's only getting a couple million views. It's a dying format.
I thought Colbert was getting replaced because of the low ratings? Maybe all the pandering and the *WABABBBGGRR DRUMP* finally got him an audience
I've never actually met anyone who watches his show, so maybe his ratings are misleading
SO
DONALD ZLORMPF
Your really need to take a break from Sup Forums
>*WABABBBGGRR DRUMP*
When did this fucking happen?
I keep seeing this picture/phrase everyone, can someone link the fucking video already?
Hes a has been that never was
>he's so irrelevant I make threads about how triggered I am by him every day
>rely on the same gimmick for almost 10 years
>it gets stale
>leave the show at the peak of your career
>get a comfy talk shw host gig
>remove all political banter from your repetoire to no one is offended ever
>for late night the bar is set so low that anything you do or say is loved by normies and moms everywhere
I think he's gone as high as someone like him can go. His show may be dogshit to promote the latest tween melodrama or marvel flick but that's where all the money is.
Let me be the first to say it
BLORGAL BRUMPF
>remove all political banter from your repetoire
but there's something political in the monologue/opening sketch like every night
Sup Forums has completely ruined entertainment for me
where i sued to see a funny late night host i now only see a shitty piece of liberal scum
kendrick lamar and frank ocean were my favorite artists but now i can't listen to them without saying 'shut the fuck up nigger' in my head
>getting triggered by people getting triggered
Stop.
BERGNALD GWOMPF
There's no video, it's just butthurt Sup Forums-tards shitposting about how he makes fun of Drumpf all the time.
FORGNARD KRORF
Where does the picture come from then?
BORKGULD GLORPF
I think it's just a random screen grab that works well with the meme
That doesn't make him a has been.
GLORBAL GNUUUURPPF HAHAHHAAH HA HA AH AH AH HA HA GLOOORBUUUULLL
Spotted the redditor.
QWIPZERD CHROOMPF
BLARGLELD GRIMPF IS A FACKING NAZI
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Drumpf
IT'S GLORMPF
BLURGHOLD DREMPF
>but there's something political in the monologue/opening sketch like every night
>"so have you heard about the latest news from the white house?"
>audience goes silent waiting for the EBIP blow out of drumpft
>"apparently TRUMP-"
>audience has already begun to tear up laughing so hard
>"wants to BAN all muslims!"
>audience starts hissing and booing
>a few start beating their chests and shireking like apes
>"yeah get this, he wants to send ALL immigrants back to their original countries!"
>audience is in full chimp out mode now screaming and shitting themselves in a wild animalistic fervor
>they start chanting KILL DRUMPFT KILL DRUMPFT NOT MY PRESIDENT BLACK LIVES MATTER
>"but you know what I think?"
>the audience is completely silent now and all the chanting and screaming stopped instantly
>"maybe he should send his EASTERN EUROPEAN IMMIGRANT WIFE back home FIRST!"
>the audience fucking explodes into laughter
>colberts staff releases a team of basketball american porn stars into the audience
>all the men with their wives immediately start offering them to the superior black men
>while this is happening everyone is laughing harder and harder
>the flow of the studio is now a mix of black cum, tears from laughter, shit and piss
>the women are consulsing on the floor in fits of manic hysteria and orgasm
>the white men of the audience have been given knives to remove their own genitals and atms so they can deposit their savings into the black lives matter fund
>colbert stands alone with a single spotlight on him
>a smug grin on his face
>he looks directly into the camera and winks
I used to find him sort of funny, there was a hilarious sketch between him and Jon Stewartstein where he was talking about the Royal family with a banana, and he's got some comedy gold out there (e.g. his nuclear explosion impression). But as time has gone on, his character got more obnoxious and zany, and then when he gave that up I rarely managed more than a chuckle at his new stuff. Now I find it more a chore to watch him than anything else.
GREDVERD ZWOMPF
...
Colbert, Samantha Bee and Rachael Maddow all got a huge ratings boost this year. There are millions of people who watch all three of those idiots in the same night.
ZIIGGYZOD KWIMPF
He was hilarious on Strangers with Candy, but that was way before he started wading into politics
>when you vote for a reality TV show host because you think he'll make America great again, but all he makes great again is late-night TV shows
Feels bad man
MEINALD KAMPF
KRODLARD BRAPTF
ZROLNAG PLEEMPF
So this meme is posting one of three pics of Colbert and then hammering on your keyboard so it looks like baby talk and then reposting it 13 times in an hour?
Really high quality stuff Sup Forums. Great work to you and of course to the mods who let this board become entirely unusable.
He's getting higher ratings than ever and his videos get more views on youtube than the people who Sup Forums claims are "dominating" youtube like Alex Jones and Paul Watson
NORGJURD GREMBF
YouTube forces his videos to trend and forcibly hides PJW and Alex Jones.
And Sup Forums makes fun of MAYNE STREEM METEOR all the time.
These shows are as shit as ever, though. Unless you mean made their viewership greater (as in larger).
This is top notch leftist humor pal. Don't knock it till you try it.
BROTBERD NURMF
Stephen Colbert looks at the camera, with a slight grin on his face. 'Heh, look what Donald Trump just did, pretty wacky, eh?', taking the utmost care to pronounce the president's name as clearly as possible, elucidating it admirably. The audience laughs lightheartedly and the piano plays a little melody. Colbert winks cheekily at the camera, showing a youthful charm despite his middle age. Fin.
Ah, I never watched that but a few clips on YouTube are pretty funny. I think he could have been a decent comedic actor as he has good timing, but either way he's had major success with the route he took.
TERGUROLD BROMBF
He and both the jimmys seem to be doing fine for the tiny pie Late Night has become. Even James cordon and Conan (who's in fucking cable) are doing fine.
Seth Myers always seemed to be my most hated and the one struggling.
He has no charisma and constantly comes off as a wuss. He wasn't funny on SNL and his touchy-feely, bitch-ass face is sequestered for second fiddle to Fallon.
At least Colbert tries to be edgy and didn't fucking cry like a baby for his mom on mothers day
Fuck Seth Meyers
GLORVALD BWOOMPF
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GRINGOLD QUEEMPF
DONALD TRUMP
Blonard Gruumppph
NIMBORD MURPF
blamph schlami
you rarely get writing this good on tv shows
CALL HIM BY HIS ACTUAL NAME DAMN IT
BORPFARD BWIMPF
>mfw libs are making sure Trump gets re-elected
Is Trump behind this madness? Is this 4d chess?
It's always easy to spot a Reddit trumptard when they can't greentext
If you're not careful, you'll make trump insufferable and the memes will flip.
This is known as the "rick and morty" syndrome.
>inb4 libtard
I voted Ron Paul, as I always have and will.
This cunt makes my skin crawl
Once trump leaves office he will be out of a job
HORGNOLD GOMPF
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BREMBEROLD BORGWOMPF
BOBBAWAABABGRRRR MASTADON BRUMMB
Sometimes I go on reddit to educate them about basic elements of being a human. It never goes well. Today, I merely tried to explain to them how truly callous it is to run nightly segments mocking someone who is in custody battle for their children. It' a very cold thing to do.
I just don't understand why so many people lack compassion, particularly on reddit. It's such a cruel website.
KROMPTURD SHRIMPF
BAZINGA
RAMAN STUMPFT
He triggers all the Drumpf losers, it's a win for me since he is funny too
GRUMPY SDRUMPFT
He was only ever good on Harvey Birdman
Never gonna happen, his first 100 days as a president are a complete disaster so far, only mindless fanboys still defend him at this point, turns out that electing someone that has 0 experience as a politician rarely works out
Catharsis for snowflakes
>Drumpf
It's BURPFARD SHROOMPF get it right.
Even if he gets nothing accomplished he will always be a better choice than Hillary Clinton
More like a never-was.
Not really, at best he will be as bad as Hillary would've been, given that he did everything that she would do
>suck wall street's cock
>engage war against syria
>weaken the russia/usa relationship
you are delusional
>this is the only meme of 2017
Is this the tier of our memes now? Rehashed liberal shit?
Reddit cant even steal this shit, because its basically their meme anyway.
Sup Forums is dead.
No we would have even more of Obama's SJW bullshit rammed down out throats.
You are a fuckhead, go fuck yourself
>being scared of pro LGBT policies
go kill yourself my man
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Indeed. I'm an oldfag I started using Sup Forums a year and a half ago and I remember that Sup Forums was much better than what I see it is today. Especially boards like a, co, tv and v. My #homeboards
But I might start using le reddit exclusively when I see what state the kids today bring in. No #respect for their elders. *snorts*
GLOBNOLD FLORMPF
Television is the new safe space.
Did you really expect Trump to snap his fingers and get everything done in the first 100 days? These things take time and long "discussions" Look at the congressional record.
If the democrats and neocons keep stonewalling, it will be very hard for anything to get through. But they will all be primaried.
It's nothing specific. It's the fact that his entire show is about trump now.
Trump is hilarious but Dave Chapelle said it best when he said trump is bad for comedy because now every comedian has the same routine: make fun of trump.
Colbert fixation on trump and only trump shows he has no real creative ideas. Just watch his latest clip on YouTube and you'll notice he doesn't actually create any funny material, it's just
>hey look at this funny trump tweet!!!
Which is something anyone can do by just looking at trumps tweets on twitter.
Basically he's a hack and relying on trump to stay relèvent, like every subpar comedian.
>Trump
HIS NAME IS ZREGNALD TROMPF
HONGLE HORMPF
>every comedian has the same routine: make fun of trump.
If only Trump didn't make their job so easy.