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white skin best skin
how would she cheat on me if she wasnt my gf cuz?
just ruminating on that time I cuckolded two guys at a halloween party lol the girl said I was three to the power of 17 their cumulative size
quite jealous of american fast food selection to be quite honest
probably explains why they're all so fat
actually the MG version might be better because of the manual, think the V8 75s only came with a 4 speed slushbox
very racist
>no edition
fuck off
Poopiercer
who else here is /noshave november/
I hope you sacked her the second you found out?
haha nice bro
*fistbumps you*
anime
Need Ariana Grande to forcibly tear away my virginity
hate gooks
lads! is anyone 100% straight really?
well, lads? what's it called?
not him but are you really implying that "on accident" is the standard thing to say in US? cos I refuse to believe that, it something I've only ever heard black people say
missus has been shagging about again
the nigger
pontoon?
how on earth could anyone STAY with a woman who cucked them. at that point youve lost all credibility. she knows you'll accept her being railed out by other men.
the MGs didn't have as nice interiors as the 75 though
although the suede/alcantara seats are nice
the arrogant nonce
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Serious question here lids. I feel sorry for sportsmen because when they have finished moving a ball around a field they have few opportunities to use their skills and knowledge. Only so many can become coaches (then they will get lambasted about diversity), sports administrators (diversity, commentators (diversity), and tv talking heads. What are we to do with all the old sportsmen? What is the perfect commentary line up?
Sled
Everyone says "on accident" here unless they're trying to impress their English professor
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Lads,
I thought my parents had gone out right. So I decided to have a wank with the speakers on and my door open so I was blasting porn in my room and as I came I let out a massive moan and my step dad hears and goes "are you alright up there Ben? Jesus Christ" what do I do if he tells my mum
took a week
i probably wouldnt have if she hadnt tried to make it my fault
the virgin landing gear
...
Lads?
noticing several microagressions in this thread and find it rather unsettling
prediction: crossrail will fail
being me having a go
umm....ya?
haha...enjoy la xx
Accepted the fact you are a bad person?
Skid
Helicopter skids
i again refuse to believe that. its so uneducated sounding.
I'm probably blinded by nationalism but I still think Brits currently have the best mix of opportunity, welfare, innovation and culture. Obviously some stuff is trash compared to the new world, but compared to what you need, we do alright.
I reckon Scandinavia, Canada or Australasia would be a good spot to be born in, but Britain is still my personal fave. Maybe not for long if Corbyn gets his way, but as it stands, I wouldn't move.
that's still a pretty nice interior for an early 2000s mid-tier car, most from the period were dire
whats your problem mate?
scrap crossrail and hs2 and build some proper rail infrastructure between the northern cities
disgraceful slut
wish I was a boomer
live the good life and all the fucked up shit happens to your grandkids (who cares lol)
prediction: crossrail will be a roaring success
northern powerhouse rail will NEVER get funded
We all know that Niggers are lazy, while greed reflects
the Jew.
These stigmas didn't invent themselves, they exist
perhaps they are true.
Ah yes, /brit/
*yawns loudly*
wrong
big brain brit poster
use them for slave labour
scandinavia canada+australia are definitely better
scum
little feets
BASED!
MOAR!
She sounds like a bitch.
use the word nigger at every and any opportunity i can
Also got to live in an era where women didn't shave their pubic hair the lucky bastards
wrong
funny how fictional dystopian worlds always look infinitely more enjoyable than our real world
toilets become more expensive though
weak handshake detected
>the one place darker and more depressed than england + two chink colonies
i'm good mate
netherlands is vastly superior to britain in every aspect
Ur wrong
we should have high speed bullet trains across the entire country
what's brown and sticky?
The list is too big to post.
NOW YOU'RE GONE
I REALISE MY LOVE FOR YOU WAS STRONG
AND I MISS YOU HERE NOW YOU'RE GONE
I BEEN WAITING HERE BY THE PHONE
WITH YOUR PICTURES HANGING ON THE WALL
*strolls into /brit/ bar*
*orders a pint of smithwicks*
*starts smoking silk cut purples*
evening gents
racist cunt
Did she shag the other guy infront of everyone or just kiss him?
yeah
NIMBY greenbelt scum holding us back as usual
netherlands is fucking grim, mate
any pulp man in
are ari
>sledmong
watch it
>netherlands is vastly superior to britain in every aspect
>d
FUCK OFF WJNA QUINTEWSEENT IRISHHHH
disagree with everything the selfish danekike has to say
It's just the novelty of something m8
we're in major choon territory here
Pic related: you five minutes later
kissed the guy in front of everyone and was grabbing his dick for they went to the toilet together and apparently she thought it was soundproof, probz wanted to get caught tho, i only know from snapchat vids and people telling me, long story, would green text if theres interest
what's selfish about wanting significant investments that will benefit the north and the midlands a lot
Netherlands is top comfy m8
Just finished reading The Double
Dostoevsky is the best author of all time
Sarangi is one underrated instrument tbqh ngl iah (in all honesty)
Emma tbqh.
Should've been a soldier lads
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respect to the man in the ice cream van
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broken britain
if a region gets rich brown people will want to move there
I thought you guys were used to a little moisture falling from the sky
Should've been a gay lads
danelad take a picture of your room
i want to see how much of a cosmopolitan consumerist you are
we used to fuck yank sissies like u back in the army
screaming