Character goes to bed

>character goes to bed
>doesn't spend hours listening to asmr videos before falling asleep

>character goes to sleep
>doesn't wake up an hour later to take a piss

>character lays in bed
>fully clothed
>doesn't deal with crippling insomnia

character doesn't go to bed filled with despair because they wasted yet another day doing nothing

Literally not me.

Literally me.

>character goes to bed
>doesn't masturbate 2-3 times within the hour to try and shut off all the thoughts and get to sleep

>character goes to bed
>doesn't toss and turn 20 times before falling asleep

>character goes to bed
>doesn't daydream about getting murdered on the street the next day

>character goes to bed
>doesn't hang his willy off the bed to piss on the floor because he doesn't want to get up to the toilet

>character goes to bed
>doesn't get up to double check that the front door is locked

>character takes dump
>doesnt run to the bathroom half an hour later for the second and later third wave

>Character goes to bed
>he leans over and turns the nightlight out and falls asleep straight away

>character goes to bed
>with the mind finally free of all distractions, the character doesn't start remembering the shit they should've done all day

>posting in a television & film thread
>janitor deletes thread but leaves non-TV threads up

Fuck lad I do this almost every night even when I've checked the door on the way to bed.

Not healthy behaviour.

Sounds like diabetes user

>character takes a shit
>he wipes sitting down

>character goes to bed
>doesn't begin acting out whispered conversations

>character goes to bed
>doesn't imagine how he would survive in a post apocalyptic world where everyone he knows are gone

>characters go to bed
>they don't lay there in pitch black talking to each other about existential shit that pops into their head until they nod off

>character doesnt stand up when he wipes so he cant pick the matted shit from his crusty buttcheeks

breaks the immersion big time

>character goes to bed
>doesn't remember all the embarrassing things he's said, done and have had happen to him in high school

>Character is on the verge of a scientific breakthrough
>random character everyone thought was stupid says something random they do
>abeautifulmind.mp3
>main character says "Wait say that again"
>random character "SAY WHAT"
>genius
>everyone starts celebrating


JUST FUCKING KILL ME