>character goes to bed
>doesn't spend hours listening to asmr videos before falling asleep
Character goes to bed
>character goes to sleep
>doesn't wake up an hour later to take a piss
>character lays in bed
>fully clothed
>doesn't deal with crippling insomnia
character doesn't go to bed filled with despair because they wasted yet another day doing nothing
Literally not me.
Literally me.
>character goes to bed
>doesn't masturbate 2-3 times within the hour to try and shut off all the thoughts and get to sleep
>character goes to bed
>doesn't toss and turn 20 times before falling asleep
>character goes to bed
>doesn't daydream about getting murdered on the street the next day
>character goes to bed
>doesn't hang his willy off the bed to piss on the floor because he doesn't want to get up to the toilet
>character goes to bed
>doesn't get up to double check that the front door is locked
>character takes dump
>doesnt run to the bathroom half an hour later for the second and later third wave
>Character goes to bed
>he leans over and turns the nightlight out and falls asleep straight away
>character goes to bed
>with the mind finally free of all distractions, the character doesn't start remembering the shit they should've done all day
>posting in a television & film thread
>janitor deletes thread but leaves non-TV threads up
Fuck lad I do this almost every night even when I've checked the door on the way to bed.
Not healthy behaviour.
Sounds like diabetes user
>character takes a shit
>he wipes sitting down
>character goes to bed
>doesn't begin acting out whispered conversations
>character goes to bed
>doesn't imagine how he would survive in a post apocalyptic world where everyone he knows are gone
>characters go to bed
>they don't lay there in pitch black talking to each other about existential shit that pops into their head until they nod off
>character doesnt stand up when he wipes so he cant pick the matted shit from his crusty buttcheeks
breaks the immersion big time
>character goes to bed
>doesn't remember all the embarrassing things he's said, done and have had happen to him in high school
>Character is on the verge of a scientific breakthrough
>random character everyone thought was stupid says something random they do
>abeautifulmind.mp3
>main character says "Wait say that again"
>random character "SAY WHAT"
>genius
>everyone starts celebrating
JUST FUCKING KILL ME