>3:05 >Top goes through pants and grabs dick of bottom >caresses bottoms chest and whispers sweet nothings in his ear >Bottom clearly more aroused than he's ever been before has to remove the sweat from his brow
So after realizing this shit was quite possibly just tradition and not gay I decided to some research.
>Unlike Olympic wrestling, oil wrestling matches may be won by achieving an effective hold of the kisbet. Thus, the pehlivan aims to control his opponent by putting his arm through the latter's kisbet. (Translator note: Kisbet is turkish for hotpants)
But then I found a slight contradiction:
>Turkish wrestlers started covering themselves according to Islamic law (between the navel and the knees) after the 10th century.
So the win condition is to hold their pants so they can't move. But for CENTURIES they didn't even have the pants, so they didn't even have a win condition they were just rolling around naked in oil. I can only draw 1 conclusion from this
Much like Capoeira was taught as a "dance" to skirt around martial arts rules, Turkish Oil Wrestling was developed as a "sport" to skirt around anti-fag laws.
Final proof?
>In the Ottoman Empire, wrestlers learned the art in special schools called tekke (تکیه), which were not merely athletic centres, but also spiritual centres. >(((spiritual centres)))
I guess the more important question is, whats up with jewish spirituality just leading to homosex?
Now you know why no one takes them seriously in Germany.
Andrew Cruz
>not posting the webm don't worry I got your back, OP
Henry Collins
oil wrestling has been a thing since pre BC it originates from the sumerians
Dylan Robinson
it's just banter
Andrew King
honest question. you're wrestling in a private practice with your bro at the gym covered in oil and your oil covered hand accidentally slips into his shorts and you grab his dong, is it even possible to not have sex at this point? i'm 100% straight but I don't know what I'd do
Jace Young
What the matter alman homo Are you mad that Laura gets wet when Mehmet talks?
Austin Sanchez
why is this not olympic sport but soccer and double luge are?
Levi Scott
great now i have a boner
Jace Gomez
>win condition fuck off virgin
John Hughes
>Ottoman Empire >Jewish
John Ross
Ottomans were infamous for their homosexual practices. Greek heritage sipped through the chinky muslim lads
Jason Ward
>turks >anything but gay Have you never heard any jokes about Turkish baths or Turkish prisons? C'mon, this is old hat. Everybody knows this shit.
James Diaz
is there a female version?
Connor Davis
no but there is coed. wrestling has always been a weird sport
Caleb Myers
>not checking your wrestlinbro's prostate for maximum health gains
fucking amerisharts
Ryder Barnes
And the Sumerians were a bunch of faggots which is why the Babylonians and Assyrians wrekt their shit.
Hunter Rodriguez
Is this a (semi)-serious thing or just fetish stuff? Also; MORE1
Adrian Johnson
Holy shit look at the legs of that moot, fucking skeletal king
>So the win condition is to hold their pants so they can't move. But for CENTURIES they didn't even have the pants, so they didn't even have a win condition they were just rolling around naked in oil. Should be pretty obvious what they had to grab before they invented pants.
Tyler Davis
>grabbing his dong >caressing his chest >the other dude just sits there and takes it a bit gay desu
Jace Young
i will never understand greco roman wrestling. at least she has good technique
Bentley Hernandez
No homo
Jose Perry
I'd wrestle with these guys
Ayden Johnson
>the other dude just sits there and takes it Clearly that's the best strategy, he looks like he is just about to win.
Angel Diaz
The last frame makes it obvious that its porn
Nathaniel Perry
Also sauce anyone?
Brandon Myers
They look a bit young for it to being a porn don't they?.
Hudson Russell
it's not porn,
Josiah Diaz
Look at that fucking back.
Isaiah Sanchez
Why is she adjusting his head in such strange way in the last frame?
Josiah Smith
the fuck? I've seen enough. bye
Kevin Cruz
that's how we wrestle in america pole-bro
Connor Phillips
...
Brandon Evans
Where do I sign?
Tyler Phillips
still sauce pls
Ryder Cox
this would be a lot hotter if it wasn't two big Turkish bears but if one of them were a twink.
Samuel Watson
>tfw Sup Forums, wikipedia, youtube are banned in roachland.
And they are part of the echr. But they keep voting for king roach.
Brandon Peterson
>this guy put his hands down your pants what do?
Caleb Jones
is he the messi of oil grope?
Jaxson Jones
>roaches are homos what else is new
Jacob Martinez
Why are all the educational vids on the high art of (oil)wrestling gone?
Gavin Foster
If I could wriggle free I wouldn't have a problem out running his fat ass.
Ethan Nelson
remarkably few t*rk posters here
Chase Green
Sup Forums is banned over there
Joseph Robinson
no, they are banned from Sup Forums
Hunter Hughes
There was one memeing on the pats recently
Parker Thompson
>As of 20 April 2015, the list of blocked Internet sites maintained by the monitoring website Engelli Web contained over 78,000 domain names.[247]
wow
Wyatt Adams
He looks like the kinda guy you punch as hard as you can 2 or 3 times in the teeth and it just has no effect on him
Angel Reyes
>he looks like he is just about to win Whoever cums first wins?
Bentley Long
>AH GRONK HELP ME
Jacob Price
>tfw no qt roach girl to laugh at me Or something like that I don't remember the pasta
Grayson Murphy
oh, the timeless classic
Levi Ramirez
why was this deleted? it didn't show anything worse than the yt link in op.
