Thoughts on Karim Benzema?

Thoughts on Karim Benzema?

>dat look of disbelieve in Alves when he sees that Benzegoal has passed to no one straigth outside of the field

Karim was playing with PSG mind. Scoring goals? PSG players could understand that. But this playstyle? They were being played all the match. Benzema is the man of the match

Hes a decent defensive midfielder, goes pressing too high in the pitch tho

this.
It's unfortunate brainlets can't understand the extreme level of intelligence Benzema was operating at tonight.

world class

He's the Ultimate survivor

pathetic, a decade in the best football club being a mediocre, la pata coja del Madrid

>won the CL several times
>won La Liga and CDR
>will never play for his NT team again thus having no motivation in a WC year
he clearly doesn't give a shit anymore

Bale doesn't deserve this treatment

BULTAZO TRONCAZO PETARDAZO

Him being a starter at halal after all this time doing nothing is proof that Allah is real.

I don't get the hate, he holds the ball great, has skill, can pass, faster than he looks
everybody has blunders now and then

Shame that both him and Ben Arfa never ended up being half as good as everyone thought they'd be based on their Lyon performances.

This assist right here gave him another 5+ years in Real

mate he can't do any of those things anymore
stop living in 2014

it's definitely proof of islamic favoritism

I'm not Karim Benzema, but overall he has great holding skills, is good off the ball, and Deschamps should definitely consider bringing him back.

Trusted by coaches like

Zidane
Mourinho
Ancelotti
Benitez

Players who got benched for him:

Higuain
Morata

>I'm not Karim Benzema
does he have your nudes?

Who could you effectively replace Benzemalo in the current market with?

Harry Kane

unironically a better buy than mbraaaape and neymar

any striker would be an improvement

I hear he makes those around him better. And when you think about it, he trully does. Considering how dominating Madrid have been in the CL these past years, while playing with the handicap that is Benzema the whole time....it really puts things into perspective.
Kroos, Modric, Marcelo and TSUUU are fucking amazing.

that chance where he put it straight at the keeper where he should have dinked or at minimum gone far post was sub championship quality finishing

He probably gives Zidane a ride to the mosque.

unironically firmino. firmino can score and hold the ball just as well as benzema while laying it off to bale or ronaldo at the wings. its no wonder zidane sticks ronaldo in the box witha 442 because benzema has a lot of problems scoring for a striker.

harry kane will not be sold though

because nobody pays 200m for some english wanker. a decent deal would be Bale+20m.

The only reason he 'benched' Higuain and Morata is because Ronaldo likes him because he passes to him for tap ins

1. would be too expensive
2. kane doesn't want to leave anyway
3. spurs don't want to sell

>totenshit

>shitxico

Okay Karim.

>doubting Tito Floren

Kane is already playing for Madrid m8

>2. kane doesn't want to leave anyway
>3. spurs don't want to sell
then he'll drown and become the next Michu

What a retarded comparison

>then he'll drown and become the next Michu
give him time, michu isnt the problem, snax is.

>being this naive about modern football
Do you also believe in the tooth fairy and Santa Claus?

Kane has literally said on multiple occasions that he wants to be a one-club man and break all the records at Spurs and in the Premier League.

my thoughts on benzema are that he's shit
but i thought ramos played really well. madrid's defense came to play today.

Greaseman for 100m. Does everything benz does but actually runs during the match

how is that retarded, what did Alan Shearer win?
>muh 50 goals per season while barely scrubbing top4

What's any of that got to do with Michu?

Why not play Bayol? Is it because he doesnt pass it to Ronaldo for easy tapins?

I was comparing him with a bigger player than Michu since you cried about it.
He accomplishes nothing by staying in England.

Wasn't crying mate just thought it was a very stupid and thoughtless thing to say that displayed your lack of intellect, is all.

actually your intellect is shit, he already hit a ceiling, you're probably a Spurs fan.
enjoy being the next Arsenal for the next 10 years feat. Harry 'too expensive' Kane: yearly round of CL16 (quarter finals at best) and maybe losing a fa cup final here and there.

Look at all this random anger and hate for absolutely no reason.

What is wrong with you?

only brainlets don't understand how good benzema is

>very stupid and thoughtless thing to say that displayed your lack of intellect

>Look at all this random anger and hate for absolutely no reason.

That was a factual observation though. Maybe you should just be more careful with your words in future and not lash out like a child

your mum is a factual observation.
Spurs = the new Arsenal.
deal with it.

he must be a locker room champ, really. everybody knows he is playing shit since 2014, but nonetheless still first eleven when healthy.

besides, as long as TSUUUU scores a 9 not necessary on deck

---------- CR7 --------- Bale ----------
----------------- Hazard ---------------
-- Modric/Isco -------- Kroos ---
-------------- Casemiro --------------

Looks like we're winning 18/19 champions league too amigos

Benz OUT

>we

>he is playing shit since 2014
he scored 186 goals since 2014

Don't forget Courtois in goal.

Exactly.
Take away Benzema and Cristiano wouldn’t score even half of his goals.

how many did Messi score since 2014?

>implies a fan can’t say “we” to the team he’s supporting while living in a country where people constantly kill eachother over football

MUH MESSI
Who gives a shit. Benzema didn’t have to use growth hormones for becoming a football player.

185

also the executioner of Eibar scored 30 goals in CL while Ronaldo scored 50.

superb defending

>Michu
What a retarded fucking comparison. No big club ever wanted him.

Napoli

He's hit a ceiling of being the league top scorer every season. R u autosm

uh-huh, yeah. michu turned down napoli to stay at a smaller club. he would have won so much if he just went to napoli (like he did)

>that retard that calls for offside

t. Karim

That's GODin, the best center-half in the world, saying the ball went out of bounds.

Anyone who doesn't understand Benzema's importance is underage or still going to uni and hasn't even hit the developmental age of 25

My favourite stat in the whole wide world is that no one has scored more goals against Real Madrid than Lionel Messi. No one probably will.

Must eat you and your proxies up for life

>is good off the ball
got that right hon hon

>bale and hazard in the same team
clearly you're just daydreaming

>ah putain

>Bale+20m for Harry "the world's greatest striker" Kane
fucking jej

Much better than Cavani.

What the fuck.

Are you counting training goals too?

>calls for offside

He isn't even in the top 5 centre halfs

xdddddddddd reddit

>calls for offside

the fact real wins with this piece of algerian shit in the starting 11 is a goddamn miracle. everyone around him must work 50% harder because of this pencil-legged sack of potatoes. i hope he suffers a grisly death. borja mayoral is literally better

hes a bluffer, he lowers defenders expectations and form by being constantly shit allowing tsu to glide past them for le tappins, 4d chess at is finest

Name the top 5.

I bet you honestly rate the likes of Ramos or Bonucci.

>Brits
>Outside Britain
It just doesn´t work.