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4th ODI, England tour of Australia and New Zealand at Dunedin

England 70/0 * (9/50 overs)
New Zealand

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Was Mark Chapman a more effective bowler or batsman?

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>RR 7.70

a more effective assassin

time to end it all lads

>Gayson Pooy

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ELITEDHI

SANTCHRIST

SantGOD with the assist

KEK

posted it in the old thread by mistake so I am thje real brainlet here

Capacity: 6500

HOWLING

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OH NONONONO

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gd morning dear gd boys

vry good morning yes...

Hlw dear bro. Gd morning.

If burgers and fries and fish and chips are both the official meals of America and England what's the official meal of New Zealand?

Fush n Chups

I think the answer is to continue pitching it up outside leg stump

PUKANA
BLEH

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work just called lads

@82083392
horse semen

it's only a bilateral odi series m8
we're all friends here

WALLOP

last time I went to a cricket match was england v west indies odi at bristol where moeen ali scored 61 in 14 balls, but the thing I remember the most was a group of drunk lads behind me that were singing the jonny bairstow song for no joke about 15 straight overs

>114/1

>107m Six
>Spot on
MADMAN

>61 in 14 balls

Can someone redpill me on this commercial?
How can you run an advertisement that's so bad on the television for 2 minutes?
youtube.com/watch?v=cd2Hl0fIhMw

well he made 102(57) overall but he went from 50 to 100 in 12 balls
probably best innings i've seen live

@82083525
(You)

This ground looks really bloody comfy desu

>now the dot balls are starting to happen
>6 next ball

Very comfy.

Jacinda Ardern is the female Justin Trudeau

>Kiwi commentators going about how Bairstow can't pick googlies and should be able to as a wicketkeeper

>picks a googly and smashes it for 6

WALLOP

>Poo Peeland

really want to know who first came up with >poo peeland
I want to buy them a beer

could do with 9 wickets right about now

what ethnicity is 'Rachel Peckham'?

Her name is Amber Paki.

GODny BASEDtow

OH NONONO

After having to listen to Aussie commentators and BT Sports UK commentators non-stop this season this Sky Sports + NZ commentary team is surprisingly relaxing.

>ywn watch the cricket on a big screen tv
>you will always watch cricket on your shitty computer
>ywn explain the rules of crickets to your friends because they don't care
>ywn be taken seriously in cricket discussion because you're American
>you will always have to prove you're not a goat fucker/poo in the loo even though you have multiple times
>you will always have to wait a year to post in your rare flag country to even be noticed
>ywn join a cricket league in your country because you're afraid of ending up on a terror watchlist
>ywn visit your mate in Cape Town, South Africa because you're afraid of dindo's and don't want to be murdered
>you will always be known as that try hard American that likes cricket just to be different

if you are posting about cricket under a US flag you are a pajeet
fact

>Let's go bang bang lads

@82083714

lol

why are they interviewing a couple of random kids

you know there is nothing stopping you getting an hdmi cable and watching an hd acestream on your TV

It's part of Laura's gimmick

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nothing stopping him from getting a nice monitor either

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Wouldn't mind spraying my kids all over her post pregnancy tits to be honest with you all.

why are the NZ cricket team known as the bleck keps? never quite understood what they mean by that

FUCK OFF YOU USELESS TWINK THAT'S DROP NUMBER 5 THIS SEASON ALONE

I know, I've been posting that shitty pasta for years. The only thing that I have done on that list is get the hdmi cable. lol

I assume it's because the rugby team is All Blacks so they need a Black-related name for it

your stream is a like 50 years behind la

Half century incoming lad.

i'm at the ground, NZ are 21/1 in the 2nd innings

Not sure this required a (you)

utter abortion of a strike rate from joe poot
he needs to either hit out or get out, he is ruining everything

Can only see 25% of your flag mate.

not a fan of jonny bairstow's absurd backlift
hold the bat closer to the ground or stop playing, that's my ultimatum

Will Laura lose the baby fat eventually or will see continue getting impregnated by Cucktill and spitting out more kids the next few years?

Not really, he's keeping it okay considering we're only 25 overs in. His comfy 80 SR nudging is just being safe and making sure we have a shitload of wickets to slog out the last 15.

>not realising that Poo Peeland will chase this down easily with 10 overs to spare

predicting a middle order collapse resulting in a disappointing 295/8

>Morgan
>Stokes
>Buttler
ELITE

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I know m8. the post was a cerebral, multi-layered jab at the modern limited overs zeitgeist

>he thinks england is in front

agreed. 350 is barely par, england are eating up a criminal amount of dots
so far all roads point to a 7 wicket win for NZ

If New Zealand was a person, Joe Root is the guy holding him in place and preventing him from escaping as the other batsmen shank him to death

SHOT

how can they afford to give 50k for a fucking crowd catch?

dire post

>he thinks this position results in 350

There has only been one team ever that chased down a 400+ score in ODI.

Why hasn't that happened more, especially on these hobbit sized grounds?

>Highest 2nd wicket ODI partnerships for england in new zealand
wow. i dont care

Cheeky shot

scoreboard pressure m8. needing to score at such a high rate makes batsman take more risks than they are comfortable with

35 over total and double it is the standard nowadays.

does root fancy himself a bit of a comedian wearing #66

That kid is putting the moves on Laura

HNNNG

Good partnership.

Laura McTHICCrick

so how much did england pay the ump lads?

could've reviewed it lad

OH WAIT