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swans edition

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first for end ur lives weebs

nazi wemyn

Just had a haircut, one of the first things the hairdresser asked was what high school I go to

WHEN WILL THIS END, I'M 20 FOR GODS SAKE

Such is the fate of manlets

Good morning gang.

Good morning matey, got any plans for today?

Good morning lads. So I just off from work and was eating a burger, I had an heart attack cause it's snowing and damn slippery, almost dropped my burger. wew

Nah no plans for today.
What about yourself?
Whats on the agenda for today m80?
Howdy buddy, how was work?
> almost dropped my burger
nod teh burger DD:

>2 threads
Janny wont be happy

FUG THE JANNY

watch your mouth kid

That sounds like a close one, you almost lost your burger
Well I went and got a haircut but that's about it, I'll probably laze around my room the rest of the day

Anyone at schoolies?

Soz buddy.
Shan't be cussing no more.

good boi

Ah I see, looking slick with your new hairdo?
Does it make you look older or younger cause you need to stop getting mistook for a highschooler.

I like my new do, it's nice a short for summer but I don't think It'll stop people thinking I'm younger than I am

It may be an annoyance but there is nothing wrong with looking youthful
it's a sign of high vitality.

>its fuckign winter here

t.jealous

I have arrived. I should be on lunch break.

Guess whose back :3

I got a temporary ban for asking the American to act lewd. No one did anything strange when I was gone right?

Kinda lonely without these threads.

Welcome
And a welcome back buddy.
It's been rather quiet around here, you haven't missed much.

>tfw just had a haircut and the lady asks me how my exams went and whether it's my last year at uni or not
feels good man

Wow, what have you been doing with yourself while not on here
s-shut up... At least I've never hit my head on a door frame

it's the price I'm willing to pay to not be treated as a child

This girl keeps giving me weird looks at work lads. I think she knows.

Good to have you back user

>I think she knows.
You know what you must do.

this pic is this thread

Hello! I need to get back to work but I’ll just say it’s been verrrry boring with you :3

I'm sure you'd much rather be treated as a pet than a child
>it’s been verrrry boring with you :3
Yeah I get that a lot

I MEANT TO SAY WITHOUT AAAAAH

>I'm sure you'd much rather be treated as a pet than a child
w-what gave you that absurd idea?

good doujin

>sweater is dark grey in the first panel
>white in the second

I honestly can't even tell what's happening. It looks like he's taking it off and has on a shirt in the second panel.

I’m having a small break. Did all the qts go away? I-i just finished a report where I terminated a gangsters account. :3 fun stuff

CAN ANYONE SAVE THIS WEBM AND GIVE IT TO ME LATER WHEN I GET HOME?

i.4cdn.org/soc/1511298424161.webm

I’m not sure what it is but it’s apparently lewd.

>GIVE IT TO ME LATER WHEN I GET HOME?
Jesus christ man, we know you are a homo but you don't need to do shit like this.

You must be mistaken, no qts here

Devendra is great desu and his new album is very comfy

What’s in the webm? I’m browsing another thread and it for a lot of replies. I-it isn’t lewd is it? Tell me desu I’m on mobile and I have to go back to work soon :3

Why is his dick bent like a banana, user?
What did you do to him?

But aren't you here?

you're just playing dumb

>waiting for your bf to get home so you can give it to him

I’m on an iPhone and I don’t have anything to watch webm s. WHATS GOING ON IN THE WEBM TELL ME!

~oh
I didn't think of it like that
lewd

It's a guy with a bent dick touching himself.
It's pretty gay, user.

Oh shit don’t actually save that then gross. I thought it was just a webm of an Italian showing off his socks.

Oh sure
Whatever you say, we all know you're going to save that webm when you get home

Too late, I'm already saved it and might use it later

>might use it later
Is it long enough? The webm, obviously

Probably not on it's own, I'd have to find some other stuff

dats a benis :DDD

Another 2 hrs to go. Fuck.

Fucking hell boys it's a scorcher, may have gotten sun burnt.
It'll go faster if you stop counting.

Coming home now!
I’ve made it clear before that I’m straight but just like getting called cute and acting lewd delete this user.
:DDD

Why do you finish so early?

I got my work done early. Since I’m a 19 year old, mostly inexperienced person they have made my times less strict. Doesn’t mean the work is any easier though desu.

Also I’m a student :3

They let you go home early? What is this fucking Sweden?

That sounds pretty sweet

I-I’ve done all the work required of me today. Also, I have my boss a chocolate which may have scored me some good boy points :3
It is :3

Have to admit these threads are somewhat gay 2bh

?
I don't see it...

tfw no good boy to reward

B-but I’m here desu

He said good boy, and I wouldn't call someone who posts their bulge online a 'good boy'

You just got off a ban, you're a bad apple.

I-I like being called cute online. I didn’t mean anything by it I swear I am a good boy. D-don’t hate me; the peer pressure got to me.

a-am I not a good boy?

peer pressure is BAD

You shouldn't upload images of your bulge to the internet, who knows where they might end up

AAAAAAH I JUST WANTED TO BE CALLED CUTE

Of course you are but I can't reach your head from here

ur cute

Y-you as well desu.

Is there anything I can do to repent for the sin commited by posting you know what?

>Y-you as well desu.
You don't know that, all I've posted on here are my legs, and legs are really easy to make look good
>Is there anything I can do to repent for the sin commited by posting you know what?
Just don't do it again

I feel bad for posting it now god damn peer pressure. I’m screaming inside. I’m never gonna act gay again.

S-so wanna snuggle later like pic related.

Don't feel too bad, I posted my bare, freshly shaved legs on here without any peer pressure.

>S-so wanna snuggle later like pic related.
As long as it's not gay

There is nothing gay about wanting to snuggle with another person desu. S-do you wanna be behind me or do you wanna do a facing forwards things?

Looks like I'll just have to move my head closer towards you then!

I don't really know, I've never done that kind of thing before

Me neither.

D-do I put my arm around the outside of your neck or keep it above you?

Just got a new laptop, anyone got any decent wallpapers?

you do you, follow your heart

Does /balt/ include /rus/?

Why is there no dedicated /rus/ thread?
Are they all at 2ch?

oh god man! duel you for her

I-I have a large wallpaper folder. I’ll give you some tomorrow when I’m able to post on my computer :3

Virgin loser baka

This is my wallpaper atm, I love the Japanese summer aesthetic
ultra comfy

>Does /balt/ include /rus/?
Of course Latvians are included

Sounds good
Slut baka

Nice, pic was my old laptop wallpaper, I like it but I'm a bit sick of it

>ywn watch the late-night fireworks at a summer festival with your lover
why live?

...

That would definitely help, thanks
I always liked Chinese mountains

Just got home from toil.

Bubble bubble toil and trouble

Burger for din dins.

Morning lads

dont feel good today
wanna kill myself

and how are you?

just killed myself, feel better

Good morning

That's not good to hear, any particular reason why?

Wew that got lewd very fast.
Stay strong user.