>Ronaldo has scored more headers, than Messi has scored goals with his right leg
astonishing
Ronaldo has scored more headers, than Messi has scored goals with his right leg
Caleb Garcia
Wyatt Stewart
England has scored more Falkland Islands than Argentina's percentage of whites.
Luis Cook
so Argentina is 98% white? You didn't think this thorough
Jack Barnes
>ronaldo has sucked more dicks than messi has drunk cokes
astonishing
David Adams
Because Messitards are losing the point:
Ronaldo's third way of scoring > Messi's second way of scoring
Ronaldo is more complete
Nathan Perez
lmao
Justin King
>le finish off what your more skilled teammates started man
Julian Reed
>He ACTUALLY thinks we're impressed by le tap in man scoring yet another form of tap in
E-epic stats bud!
Austin Ross
fuck up you brown mutt
Wyatt Sanders
>anyone can do what Ronaldo does, they just choose not to. His wingers are the real talent even though they couldn't start at any top 5 EPL team!!!
Logan Ramirez
Dani Alves is checking out CR7's ass. What a fag
Nathaniel Howard
First way being penalties?
Gabriel Collins
maybe he'll get cte and blow his head off with a shotgun
Elijah Flores
Kek, what's your head doing now, Rolando?
Alexander Kelly
>he's just a lucas vasquez baby
Jacob Allen
maximum kek
Isaiah Ortiz
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Angel Brooks
Headers are just tap ins with your head.
Nicholas Perez
These are some E!SPN level of cherry picked stats. I look forward to someone tallying up that Ronaldo has scored more goals on Wednesday than Messi has one Monday AND Friday combined.
Thomas Peterson
>jump a foot from goal
Wow.... the power.... of tap ins...
Aiden Thompson
If only messi could tap-in for argentina lads...