greggs edition
/brit/
kacy
this one then?
Good lad
Greggs man here
Ha-ha-ha-ha-HOLD TIGHT THE SAUSAGE ROLL!
Sick of the fucking third worlders on brit past 12 lads
This country is such a fucking lie.
This is the comfy edition
smash the pasty, don't be nasty #oioi
had enough of having to share /brit/ with a bunch of stinking niggers
Agreed, friend.
I’m false flagging a different new in the third world thread, linking a shitty Alan edition so we can remain comfy. Would appreciate help lads
Lads this IS the new comfy thread
Stay with us
*stays with you*
What is the best way to get an American mommy gf?
Probably the internet I suppose
Match with people in America on Tinder?
Be black
...
Behind the door there is an irish subhuman
>you arrive in America
me on the right
lol
could really go for a sausage roll right now
haven't had one in years
WERE LITERALLY ALL IN HERE
this one was created first
and also isn't a yank thread
eminem's rapping is really shit now and people still love it
funny
Social media has destroyed society. Everything is too open and disposable. Bored of your gf? Get a new one. Car broken down? Don't fix it, get a new one. Watch all the television, music and film in one sitting, don't look forward to buying a physical thing. Want to see multiple pictures/videos of hardcore porn? Go ahead. No wonder why people are feeling more depressed when the things you're supposed to put time and effort into, are thrown away as easily as they're obtained.
GET BACK IN THE MAIN THREAD UNTILL ITS TIME TO MOVE
>Yank sausage rolls
can only imagine the state of them
esoteric yankism
Something is wrong with her
alri
electric bin has gone haywire
refusing to open
Where are the sex robots?
the parásite israelí is here :(
they don't call them sausage rolls in yankland
instead it's "pigs in a blanket"
I just hate the way everything feels the same now. Not to mention shit like Tinder are pretty much pizza delivery services for girls if they get bored of you.
but pigs in blankets is a sausage wrapped in bacon
>implying it's different in Canada
Canadians aren't yanks, please don't make this mistake again
Should i try to talk with her???
it is
brainlet
which philosophers focus on this subject?
It is different in actual Canada
bored lads, entertain me for a bit x
>Canadians aren't yanks, please don't make this mistake again
>trying to hide the fact that they belong to the chosen few, you're not really real, i can tell by the nose on you
wypepo be like "oh um this lootbox 2 spicy"
82088338
Tell me if i should try to talk with her....there is something wrong with her
for FUCKS sake
why are grad scheme psychometric tests so hard lads?
Hahhahaha what the fuck is that
i think i know the answer to this
it's the circle
...
wahpeepuh
That feel when my goomar just broke up with me.
Is there anything cringier that Canadians trying to pretend they're like Brits rather than identical to Yanks?
Bland, identityless bores.
wypepo be like "oh um my cousins pussy 2 spicy better fuck my sister"
which 1?
couldnt get it so i guessed circle #4
Why do all Chads and Deanos have he same haircut as Kim Jong Un?
Smart frogposter
hands up if you're jealous of me
What does it feel like to put your willy in a fanny lads?
brits are island yanks
canadians, australians, and new zealanders are the only true brits
so fuck off
*raises paw*
Pirates told me that it feels good
Fills me with existential dread desu.
yep
just bought this game
would pay beto $9/hour to fuck off
might do a sleep
or is that just what the jews want
Did i told you that there is an irish subhuman behind the door
Written by Canadian Harold Wood, just before leaving for the war from which he would never return.
"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.
"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.
"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"
what game
how many school bus in iqaluit
Why are leafs so dumb?
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face. I want to smell her farts.
nier automata
I am not amused
No school bus but plenty of school dog sleds
Feels amazing
Like a wet warm velvet cave, as you push in it expands around your cock and takes you in snugly
If you’re big enough you can feel it pushing stuff around at the top of the Fanny aswell
anyone remember the cuckio meme
Like a warm, wet cave but it's comfortable and snug.
Certain parts of that game look interesting but the weebs staring video game arse is dire.
>rasheed in the room next door comes home and starts SCREAMING on the phone
ffs I was going to go to bed
Thanks for sharing ur experiencies
>pepperoni
enjoy your cancer
Absolute state of that
...
if you wouldn't shag this you're gay
walls are thin I could hear the female voice on the other line
wonder what she did
never played nier or drakengard but love weird artsy japanese games 2bh
interesting scene
Is she white?
brought a tear to the eye
O_o
>So, what's your heritage? Do you want to see my 23AndMe chart? Do you know the Queen? My great great grandfather was from Cornwall. Do you drink tea?
how do you respond?
I don't.
CORNISH TIL I DIE
CAN'T HOLD BACK THE WHITE AND BLACK
INDEPENDENCE S O O N ME LOVER
i am Bokken-Wielder
rate my dinner
Cornwall-Yorkshire alliance when?