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INDIAN WELLS: bnpparibasopen.com/score-center/order-of-play/

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Daria Kasatkina

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GREAT post

No posting in the poochard thread

when fed

go to sleep, Califirnia, you are tired and drunk.

I second this notion

banks are such a hassle 2bh lads. why don't we all just admit money is a social construct and do away with it for good

Reckon I would beat any of you in a match of Tennis.

reckon i could kick your butts in a match of Tetris

but trading stuff for other stuff is annoying

just trade for paz y amor la

That only feeds you if stupid morons believe you and buy your books

when fed

krautist pls go to your containment thread

>t. Krautist

>t. krautist

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what does this facial expression convey

>samefag

also

>t. krautist

idk but xisca a cute

no doubt my man

>play starts at 8pm
>FWL
Should i give a fuck?

it's literally the STICC, rl version of this image.

when fed

not until Saturday

hahaha yes. yes you are right

Vickery to redeem American honor after whore Bouchard got that lawsuit payout she didn't deserve. She also doesn't deserve the WC she got. Shit player.

>Wta first round
>Atp still qualifiers

Is this how Indian Wells normally starts?

yeah

lmoa calm down m8

good post

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>Vickery to redeem American honor
You mean the woman who took USTA handouts for years and now wants to represent Guyana at the Olympics? lmao just lmao

jt, a little help here please.
is it gay if it's a trade?

Staggering matches is how all combined tournaments work

>implying it's not like porn where people completely lose interest after the hot part is over and they blew their (emotional) load

this is not a good post

what did he mean by this

After Halep chokes in the finals of any tournament I get so depressed I no longer have the energy or passion to watch the men's final. Maybe that's what he is referencing.

tfw no one will ever blow their emotional load inside you
tfw no emotional fetus

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proxy off gommiefinn

t. and kraut

t. oliver twist

t. Moische trying to trick us pretending he isnt mossad again

Combo breaker?

Combo breaker.

>Indian Wells
Seems racist, OP. Why not "Native American Wells?"

Astute observation
when i frist started watching tennis i thought the tournament was in india thanks for reading

>when i frist started watching tennis i thought the tournament was in india
That would make sense, but when I say "Americans fail at geography" it's not you I'm referring to.

on all levels expect physical, i am commieFinn
please respond

youtube.com/watch?v=jGRIf7e6fP0

unpopular opinion: S&V tennis is boring compared to the modern baseline-centric tennis

Certainly not

learn both and attain the style of no style
t. bruce lee

80s S&V or 90s S&V?
>80s S&V
>emphasis on volleys

>90s S&V
>just bench press and serve my shit up

90s S&V was the shit that indirectly caused the slowing down of courts and ultimately killed S&V as a viable gameplan.

that's ideal. i like Federer's game because he mixes it up but pure S&V would lose me as a fan very quickly
just the going to le net to finish every single point. the points are so short and there's not much variety aside from the occasional pass or lob or overhead or whatever. just hate seeing players rush to the net every single time

>just hate seeing players rush to the net every single time
like Mischa Zverev

Will jacc the succ ever develop a backhand? Am watching the exho match, Fedr wasn't even hitting like in a real match, yet succ had to run around to hit I/O FH so many times.

thats bc watching too much Murrovic matches have conditioned you into believing running into le net is wrong

it's not wrong. it's monotonous and leads to shorter points which i'm not a fan of. i like longer rallies

so long rallies where both players just hit the ball crosscourt over and over again to end in an error isn't monotonous?

>jewbai enjoyed this

i like watching players work to open up the court. get the opponents wrong-footed. build up a point to set up a winner. dropshot to bring them to the net. lob or hit a passing shot
the video i originally responded to was like 80% S&V. fuck that
youtube.com/watch?v=rLDm254jtZA
>not enjoying this

awww shit i thought 1st round was tonight

>i like watching players work to open up the court. get the opponents wrong-footed. build up a point to set up a winner. dropshot to bring them to the net.
This is exactly opposite of what a baseline drone does
A baseline player does not get people wrong-footed
A baseline player builds up a point to set up an error
A baseline player does not draw the other player to the net, because that means the other player gets a short ball to hit a winner

Djokovic is literally the best modern baseline player ever to exist and his game is literally
>keep the ball in play and landing around mid-court until you can hit a passing shot winner

tl;dr: You described an all-court player and thought it was the description of a baseline player, jewbai

i did say baseline-centric 2bh
>A baseline player does not get people wrong-footed
just wrong
>A baseline player builds up a point to set up an error
how can you say that? so baseline players just end points in errors and not winners? you know Nishikori is a baseline player right? so is Fognini and many others. not everyone has to play like Murray just because they're reliant on the baseline
literally nothing wrong with passing shots. BH DTL passes are GOAT
btw practically everyone at the top is a baseline player. and not everyone plays like Djokovic
also >t. didn't watch 2011 Novak
the USO final was god-tier Novak
perhaps i should have been clearer. i said baseline-centric. meaning majority of their game is reliant on playing from the baseline. as opposed to the McEnroe style where you ALWAYS rush to the net

>tfw the song i wanna post is not on youtube

this

Which song
t. Likes about 1/3 of the songs u post
>i don't watch wta

soundcloud to the rescue: soundcloud.com/colortherapy/wintering
please share your oPOOnion

>beeps and boops
Nope

sad!

not true, didn't realise

youtube.com/watch?v=j7z9y_AggTU

How do you deal with loving someone who will never love you back

iz gud, p chill

your music is too happy for me (:

good lad
sad lad (((((

date rape
t. the creepy russian

Kek

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I dealt with it by becoming involved with the purpose they did love and then making a polyamorous relationship with both of them just to be with the one who doesn't love me.

>becoming involved with the purpose they did love

literally every comment in that video is a complaint about how boring it is

>there was barter before monies
this is an useful series
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05447pc

>what is ironing

sold out crowd for assimymouthva

Das sad, even for WTA

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>do you want to be my fan

those Wimbledon finals really must have hurt him

once this thread hits the limit, we can move to

no

He sounds like a dick tbqh

didn't know milk trucks were allowed in the WTA

damn

she even resembles Halep face-wise a bit

Enjoying beautiful Indian Wells @bnpparibasopen #nike #morning #smile

good of all time!