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/heem/ News: >user releases list of the best and worst posters on /heem/ >user lists best prospects by weight division >Bong predicts the champs by the end of the year >user starts petition to ban british posters from /heem/
I'm talking about his inevitable retirement, that which he loses
Brody Campbell
>2018 >Still no heem fc
Robert Nelson
I've fought mudcrabs more fierce than you
Lucas Thompson
it's a good thing, I would heem every here
Owen Fisher
this but unironically
Chase Long
I finna be in London next week, we can bang it out bby :-*
Connor Perez
You would break yourself just trying me. I condition my chin 15 times a day.
David Nelson
I finally got around to watching Icarus, and I now unironically believe that everybody is on steroids. Everyone.
Ryan White
Any other heemers like sniffing coke? i feel like it's the key to heeming every here
Ryan Morris
candidate match 212, all other fights fell apart
but it is amusing that the flags don't have your proper country name
Josiah Cox
Prim schaub would heem nganno
Alexander Martin
you should have known that heem is full of autist,sociopaths and drug addicts before posting here
I will take your question as a rhetoric one
Nicholas Sanchez
Coke will do that. I have a friend who's a weak ass lanklet who thinks he can actually fight whenever he does it. I've had to put him in his place on two such occasions.
David Jackson
I've been in bodybuilding community for 10+ years and one huge sign of steroid usage are well defined deltoids. Other people can roid too, but when they have muscles and well defined deltoids, they're roiding 100%. My boy Tim is basically the natty limit.
Hunter Watson
and it was, i have been here longer than you. Don't believe me, we can fight about it.
Alexander Brown
10+ years bodybuilding and you're still a little bitch boy huh?
Isaiah Gutierrez
Is ozedemir a meme fighter?
Aaron Bell
Where do you live nigga I'll be in Seattle and San Francisco in next 4 months I can fuck you up.
Luke Lopez
He's just a brainlet pretending to be white, nothing more.
John Jackson
Isn't he our guy though? >goes to a bar >literally heems every here
Parker Collins
>bodybuilder >fucking anybody up
Lol m8 you'll be gassed before you get a chance to do anything
Andrew Young
Not him but ill be in seattle and i'll fuck you up, what date?
Leo Jenkins
>t.durianrider doesn't take being a bodybuilder to recognize that, also Tim Kennedy is the natty limit
Parker Scott
wonder what showtime thinks of schaub backing up joey sexually harassing dern.
Oliver Gutierrez
who the fuck is joey
Gavin Gonzalez
who the fuck're you kid
Evan Stewart
Imagine being such a cazzie not knowing about based coco
Easton Johnson
i've known about joey diaz since before you were born faggot, what im wondering is why is this fat idiot being mentioned in the sacred birthplace of MMA discussion
Henry Long
>sexually harassing dern. Never happened
Owen Morales
Why she left HEEM?
Thomas Lopez
Colby wrecking havoc on perry's life
Thomas Wright
If it makes him change camps, it's great news for him. He needs to change camps, then he will become champ.
Jaxson Mitchell
He wanted to be able to fuck other chicks
Angel Foster
He truly is the GSP (but entertaining) of our generation.
Jason Martin
Someone give me a quick rundown on CTE.
Are all of these fighters going to be literal retards by the time they're 50? Who are the guys who OBVIOUSLY have it?
Ryan Robinson
Yes. All of them.
Ryan Phillips
Stop please.
Andrew Johnson
Even fucking soccer players have it from headbutting the ball once in a century. Now imagine an MMA fighter.
Bentley Nguyen
He's got a job to do let him be.
Matthew Bennett
THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU! BE GONE SPAMMER! BE GONE! THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU!
....wew
I think it worked bros
Zachary Young
MMA SUCKS
Jack Bailey
Brings back memories of your childhood meals? 90s were tough times in russia.
Julian Cox
schaub bless
Aiden Jones
Dang. We just btfo bros. Time to pack it in.
William Reed
Is Brisbane Schäuble a good fighter?
Caleb Harris
>Benavidez smashes this
why even live...
Charles Clark
Everybody holdup a second, so Schaub is God, right? That means tiger is the son of God aka Jesus. So he was born from a virgin, right?
Ryan Myers
Did uncle Joey really comment on how Mackenzie's ass smells like or whatever lol? He's gotta be a heemster.
Jonathan Sullivan
CTE is entirely made up by American (((lawyers))) who conspired to get huge a huge settlement from the NFL. They falsified scientific data and commissioned biased research to corroborate their argument. The class action lawsuit claimed some ridiculous figure like 99% of ex-NFL players have this debilitating neurological condition. Basically, you've all been Jewed. It won't be long until this cash cow reaches MMA, and hundreds of lawyers and fighters are going to get very rich.
also who is your favourite female fighter?
Justin Hill
pls stop samefagging and go back to sneed posting
Cameron Cooper
She'd be attractive if she wasn't married to such a meathead. She could do so much better.
Adam James
Buepert Spuepert is my favourite fighter
Camden Rivera
Yeah that shit was funny as fuck. Imagine getting upset over a tweet like that
Kayden Brown
You guys aren’t funny. Misspelling somebody’s name isn’t clever. It’s beyond childish. Get a life.
Ayden Morgan
>talking to yourself
Dylan Gutierrez
No, it’s literally the same shit every morning. They are as bad as any other idiot who spams here. It’s pretty much the only reason people even talk about Schaub here now since oral springs got banned.
Juan Walker
What's that new blibo sprude show on showtime called?