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News:
>UFC fighter rankings: Brian Ortega is the new number-one featherweight contender
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>Watch Dana White call Brian Ortega: ‘You're getting that title shot’
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>Brian Ortega: Max Holloway title fight will be biggest UFC featherweight scrap since McGregor vs Aldo
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Videos:
>If I Did It: Dana White was watching what during UFC 222?
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>UFC 222: Cyborg vs. Kunitskaya 6th Round post-fight show
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>Brian Ortega: Matchup with Max Holloway could be ‘Biggest’ at 145 since McGregor vs. Aldo

/heem/ News:
>user releases list of the best and worst posters on /heem/
>user lists best prospects by weight division
>Bong predicts the champs by the end of the year
>user starts petition to ban british posters from /heem/

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prime miesha would heem cyborg

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Will Miesha does a nude, third-term pregnancy photo shoot like Demi Moore or Jessica Simpson?

This picture is of Megan Olivi who is an MMA journalist. She does interviews at UFC events.

I'm coming for you Cyborg

We can only hope so.

>tfw Miesha will never send you lewd signed pictures of herself

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>pepper didn't ask for used pair of panties

It’s a snow day bros. Schaub bless.

>left hook larry

I fucking hope Bisping's career ends with a loss to Rockhold. That would be fucking beautiful, showing his whole champion run was a fluke.

>used

for what purpose

Can't believe his """fans""" thought he'd beat Romero, now nobody talks about him. Almost as if one could say he's irrelevant

But you're literally talking about him lmao

h8rs in absolute shambles! Based Schaub and Bisping

streamable.com/ba0ph
streamable.com/8e68d

Threadly Bueble Sploit post.

I'm talking about his inevitable retirement, that which he loses

>2018
>Still no heem fc

I've fought mudcrabs more fierce than you

it's a good thing, I would heem every here

this but unironically

I finna be in London next week, we can bang it out bby :-*

You would break yourself just trying me. I condition my chin 15 times a day.

I finally got around to watching Icarus, and I now unironically believe that everybody is on steroids.
Everyone.

Any other heemers like sniffing coke? i feel like it's the key to heeming every here

candidate match 212, all other fights fell apart


but it is amusing that the flags don't have your proper country name

Prim schaub would heem nganno

you should have known that heem is full of autist,sociopaths and drug addicts before posting here

I will take your question as a rhetoric one

Coke will do that. I have a friend who's a weak ass lanklet who thinks he can actually fight whenever he does it. I've had to put him in his place on two such occasions.

I've been in bodybuilding community for 10+ years and one huge sign of steroid usage are well defined deltoids. Other people can roid too, but when they have muscles and well defined deltoids, they're roiding 100%. My boy Tim is basically the natty limit.

and it was, i have been here longer than you. Don't believe me, we can fight about it.

10+ years bodybuilding and you're still a little bitch boy huh?

Is ozedemir a meme fighter?

Where do you live nigga I'll be in Seattle and San Francisco in next 4 months I can fuck you up.

He's just a brainlet pretending to be white, nothing more.

Isn't he our guy though?
>goes to a bar
>literally heems every here

>bodybuilder
>fucking anybody up

Lol m8 you'll be gassed before you get a chance to do anything

Not him but ill be in seattle and i'll fuck you up, what date?

>t.durianrider
doesn't take being a bodybuilder to recognize that, also Tim Kennedy is the natty limit

wonder what showtime thinks of schaub backing up joey sexually harassing dern.

who the fuck is joey

who the fuck're you kid

Imagine being such a cazzie not knowing about based coco

i've known about joey diaz since before you were born faggot, what im wondering is why is this fat idiot being mentioned in the sacred birthplace of MMA discussion

>sexually harassing dern.
Never happened

Why she left HEEM?

Colby wrecking havoc on perry's life

If it makes him change camps, it's great news for him. He needs to change camps, then he will become champ.

He wanted to be able to fuck other chicks

He truly is the GSP (but entertaining) of our generation.

Someone give me a quick rundown on CTE.

Are all of these fighters going to be literal retards by the time they're 50? Who are the guys who OBVIOUSLY have it?

Yes. All of them.

Stop please.

Even fucking soccer players have it from headbutting the ball once in a century. Now imagine an MMA fighter.

He's got a job to do let him be.

THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU!
BE GONE SPAMMER! BE GONE!
THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU!

....wew

I think it worked bros

MMA SUCKS

Brings back memories of your childhood meals? 90s were tough times in russia.

schaub bless

Dang. We just btfo bros. Time to pack it in.

Is Brisbane Schäuble a good fighter?

>Benavidez smashes this

why even live...

Everybody holdup a second, so Schaub is God, right? That means tiger is the son of God aka Jesus. So he was born from a virgin, right?

Did uncle Joey really comment on how Mackenzie's ass smells like or whatever lol?
He's gotta be a heemster.

CTE is entirely made up by American (((lawyers))) who conspired to get huge a huge settlement from the NFL.
They falsified scientific data and commissioned biased research to corroborate their argument.
The class action lawsuit claimed some ridiculous figure like 99% of ex-NFL players have this debilitating neurological condition.
Basically, you've all been Jewed.
It won't be long until this cash cow reaches MMA, and hundreds of lawyers and fighters are going to get very rich.

also who is your favourite female fighter?

pls stop samefagging and go back to sneed posting

She'd be attractive if she wasn't married to such a meathead. She could do so much better.

Buepert Spuepert is my favourite fighter

Yeah that shit was funny as fuck. Imagine getting upset over a tweet like that

You guys aren’t funny. Misspelling somebody’s name isn’t clever. It’s beyond childish. Get a life.

>talking to yourself

No, it’s literally the same shit every morning. They are as bad as any other idiot who spams here. It’s pretty much the only reason people even talk about Schaub here now since oral springs got banned.

What's that new blibo sprude show on showtime called?

I believe it is this my man

Burger King is sponsoring TFATK and Conor now?
youtu.be/ywi69102KL8

Who /micropenis/ here?

heem has a lot of big big fans of bronden peber slib my man

not finna lie my man

Right here

she did?

You now remember based lizard man

i never forgot him.

Isreal Fasbender rules and shits on Borden Sweeb

lol they've cut Bofando, fucking why?

Heem sleepy like Schaub, they should be friends.

youtube.com/watch?v=k0VAux-v3vw

>Actually comparing the genius of GSP to some 56% mutt

>genius
>gets caught by Matt Serra

Edgy brah would have snapped his neck in a twister if he was on set

kek

Happens to the best of us bud. The only thing you can do is get back in there and get better.

>Colby living inside mike and his ex's head rent free
the absolute STATE of platinum perry

What are some MMA kinos?

>gets a not very impressive, not at all clean, shitty tko in one ufc fight
>le next big star!!1 :) :)
>le next JON JONES??? :OOO

someone redpill me on isreal adesanya

Who is the Bryan Callen of mma?

oh what the flippin eck m8

i don't know.
but this is the final straw for me.
i'm finally leaving this semen slurping sport for good.
there's just nothing for me here anymore.

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Bordent Sleb

Alright heem, give me your honest, meme-free opinion of Brendan Schaub as a fighter, podcast host and comedian. I'd like to hear it.