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please take it to our daughter edition

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haven't lost my virginity yet

>310 club

Lisicki has to bent
"if lasses want me they'll come up to me"
shut up man you pencil case

I lost my virginity to my pretty gf of that time

might go to bed before I indulge too much into this thread.

...

stupid zipperhead

Poland is Russia

Female flatmate told me off for saying the word 'autist' in a derogatory manner.

Never held hands.
Never kissed.
Never lost my virginity.
Never been invited anywhere.
Never had any friends.
Is it because I'm not being myself?

>pencil case
might use this

Is she cute?

tfw don't even want to message her cus she's out of my league and won't reply

enough about my willy and more about my bum

imagine if it would've worked out though
you could've just gone the wrong way in a fork of life

Frogposters are autists

Poland is German-Russian mix under jewish rule

Just remember :- if you want it then go and get it.

girls have offered me sex and I do take it

how do I initiate sexual advancements with a female then in your opinion?

Not a massive deal
I wish I hadn't lost it because I crave cuddles I can't have

ok

Donde esta digiman?

LMAOING at poles celebrating independence day, without noticing that jews are the main reason why they are now ""free""

poo willy bum
poo poo willy bum
willy willy bum

100% would not have.
She got a Chad boyfriend within a week.

please name the jew

5'7, brunette, greek olive skin, white straight teeth, farts smell incredible, modestly dressed, full but non-negro lips.

I'm a virgin. I'm an incel. I'm a pasty loser. I'm a nerd, a creep, a freak, a weirdo, an abnormal. People don't like me. Girls don't like me.

i doubt I would even want to match with her on tinder

82090764
First it was Leon Trotsky(and people around him), and later George Soros

Literally me, lad

>farts smell incredible
How do you know this..?

I'm an exact opposite

>tfw all my friends from Uni have Polish wives and I'm still a sad virgin
Where's my qt Polish gf?

but she's mixed race, lad, and you're an englishmen

>George Soros supporting Poland
you what mate?

not a fan of polish lasses, they all have weird faces and an unpleasant complexion

Absolute absolute state

she was in the kitchen at like 2am one night, must have thought there was a 0% chance of someone coming in cause it was a Wednesday and everyone had uni the day after.

She let one go and it was still lingering when I got there.

Got a hard on so I had to sit down on the couch.

82090804
what is solidarnosc

You're lamentable

hate gooks

Did you hear it rip?

you really like that site don't you lad

NO
IT HAPPENED BEFORE I GOT THERE
READ MY POST

Poland existed since 1918

he is here

I would like to have my way with Emma Watson.

82090846

Yeah that's why i mentioned Trotsky and his crooks

Coulda been the food she made that smelled

all the good men died in ww1 and ww2

Wish my grandpa had died in WW2 and I wasn't born.

Just repeatedly howling at the outrage in dystopian england if the website accepted both male and female submissions. Yeah I like it.

Just blew out my shoulders, traps and calves

Felt good to really get back in the gym and smash the weights

How’s the training going for you lads?

That same evening he came across a photo taken of him at his old primary school, in Charny, and he began to weep. Seated at his desk, the child held a school book open in his hands. He was looking straight at the camera and smiling, spirited and full of joy, and what seemed incomprehensible was that this child was him. This child did his homework, learned his lessons earnestly, confidently. He was entering the world, discovering the world, and the world did not make him afraid. He was all ready to take his place in the society of men. All that, you could see it all in the child’s eyes... Time is a banal mystery, he tried to tell himself, and it was only natural. The light in his eyes went out, the joy and the confidence faded away.

Nassim is a hacker :s

It reminds me of a time when a man proved his worth to a pair of shoes by getting on his knees and offering diamonds

Fucking slags chasing me for dick lads

Such is deano life

wanna see how you reply t b h

21th century women are degenerates

see you on the other side lad

what the FUCK richard?

Would like one night of passionate love-making with Emma Watson.

Fuck off

I was a fan of Emma Watson before she was popular, now it's meh

What's with you and farts, lad?

So when she was 8 years old?
Nonce

Which one of you cheeky lads made me into an ugly loser while I slept?

Notice how the pole keep silent about the shocking fact hahaha

lmaoing at the state of reddit rn
they're all losing their shit over the net neutrality thing and trying to blame drumpf

with the fourth Harry Potter movie, Emma Watson was becoming more of a feminist, less of a shy actress

hey alan remember that time I btfo you about chinese investment in Australia?

Farts are funny

Hey aussie remember when nassim wanted to kill you

I remember.
Based Bruce.

>net neutrality is repealed
>yank isps ban Sup Forums
>yanks disappear
one can only hope

stop talking about farting you vile virgin freaks

George Soros is currently viewed as an enemy of Poland and Hungary. He funds organisations which cause harm on our soil

They are, lad. I'm asking more about your fetish with and Emma, if I'm to completely honest with you right now.

crypto currency is the future

what happened la

>George Soros is currently viewed as an enemy of Poland and Hungary.
He literally gave you help to get rid of Russian ""occupation" hahahahahaha,

starting to wonder where the Greens get their donations from

That's autismo yank

fuck OFF you have ruined gpu prices. Together with perfidious Koreans colluding to raise RAM prices my new build has gone up $100s in cost

I'm not aware of him funding "Solidarność"

Lads
I need at least one (1) friend in real life or I'll go crazy and shoot myself

not everyone in crypto is a miner

I wish I had a friend from and living in Israel

imagine being involuntarily friendless (infress)

state of you

Now thanks to me you know it

I remember buying 8gb of RAM for £30 a few years ago

It's twice that now hahahaha

>/brit/
>full of internationals

telling

If I marry a Jew woman will they welcome me and involve me in lucrative Jewish business deals etc.?

/brit/ at this hour is filled of foreigners duh

Ive have a close knit group of 10 friends for 8 years against my will, I quite like the hermit life

>people who are interested in british culture
yeah, truly telling

aussie mongs i swear

he was dead wrong in an argument and when I pointed it out he left
still hasn't given a proper response
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>bought 16 gb ddr4 ram a bit over a year ago
>costs twice as much now
holy shit