ITT

Careers that got suddenly JUSTed

>attempted to saw his legs off
what the... is there some voodoo recipe that requires the limbs of athletes?

>South Africa

That country is gonna be Venezuela-tier in 5 years.

They're probably trying to recreate Pistorius

I imagine it was something like the situation with the grandfather from "get out" and decided to skip all the consciousness switching bullshit.

that end up so well the first time

That skier who looked at his guts before dying. If not for shock that would have sucked a lot more.

he saw black panther and wanted some space legs

but why tho

Nah, this is just the modern equivalent of a Tonya Harding special

Exactly what I was thinking.

Though equally possible is just gangsters. Dude apparently had a checkered history. Would not surprise me if he had some old debt he couldn’t have paid off (i.e., his phone wasn’t enough). I know the news is saying he’s a good guy, but I get the feeling he wasn’t so good that he’d make his competitors go that psychotic.

PEW
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tryhard/10
looks like a reddit comic

We meme renaissance since Aniki's death. You can leave if you want

more like Venezuela is South Africa-tier now.

a black triathlete huh

rare

>that comic
are you 12?

>"He thought they were coming to rob him, stopped and gave them his phone but they didn't want his phone, didn't want his watch or bicycle," Shange said.

>"They dragged him to the side of the road to some bushes, took a saw and started cutting his legs.

>"They kept on cutting and when they got to the bone, because the saw was not that sharp, the saw got stuck. When they saw it was getting stuck they started on the other leg."

you're out for your morning jog and this man comes up to you and says
>run the legs ya black cunt

What do you do?

What a sawdid crime.

>waaaahhh it's not a wojack or pepe edit
leave

haha, based

Tonya Harding now competing in trialthlon.

Son, there are many situations wherein the following answers must suffice:

>because China
>because Africa
>because Middle East