Be half mexican

>be half mexican
>everyone thinks i'm half filipino
reee

you're just a leaf.

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Well you all look the same. My friend is filipino and everyone thinks he is latino

guess if flip or mex

Pinoys are mexicans with a fancy name, Duterte seems like a Mexican surname

You don't have chink eyes so, spic.

Well no shit, the Philippines is just Asian Mexico.

he's filipino, silly billy

>be Greek
>people think you're Italian/Egyptian/Lebanese/Syrian

The ol' bait and switch, that isn't the same person, clearly.

>be half white half japanese
>everyone thinks i'm greek

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Canada is full of flips.
Honestly, Cucknada will sooner become Failipino than Chinknada or POOnada.

Woah, now I'm really mindfucked, doesn't help that I'm not sober.

This Philippines are just a colony of the Mexican Empire

That happened to me once but on "Asian origins", in my own country.

we don't share common ancestry tho

where in the philippines can she pass?

That´s why you are a colony or a dominion maybe
Central american cunts and other zones in the Caribbean, north america, and South America can be fully integrated states, you can have more autonomy in the Empire

The Philipines were discovered, colonized and settled by Mexicans in the 16th century, they were in fact ruled from Mexico City until 1821 and for most of the colonial period their contact with the Spanish Empire was mediated by the Acapulco-Manila galleon. They were never a part of either of the two Mexican Empires tho.

It's something of a lost connection, there was a real population exchange going both ways and Mexican cultural influence still remains in words like tsongo, tyangge, tokayo, palengke, etc Philpinos as a rule don't generally acknowledge the connection and are not flattered by it however, unless they belong to the few remaining Spanish speakers who acknowledge Mexican roots.

It's a pity as I do think we could both benefit from trying to revive this link, I don't see the current economic/political conditions on either side being favorable for this however but as Mexico grows in global economic and cultural relevance things may change.

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>be half native but look white, besides my black hair
>always checked "white" on papers because it just felt weird calling myself anything else

Stop ruining bad jokes

>be mong
I'vr got Malay, Chinese, Arab, Javanese, and Siamese blood flowing through me.

>he isn't pure Malayan

>he isn't pure Bahasa Malaysia
git gud

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probably because we bring in a lot of flips but not many mexicans

>be actual mexican
>light skin but small eyes
>everyone assume your filipino or asian
It's starting to become real fucking annoying

I'm guessing you have olive skin and curly hair?

Welcome to my world At least, is in a white country

>be salvadoran
>everyone thinks i'm mexican
>i tell them i'm salvadoran
>they run away in fear

Literally me

You are Mexican in denial

there is no difference

>Travel abroad
>Always really sunny in foreign countries so wear only white to reflect the sun rays
>Walk up to someone to ask what the time is, ask for a lighter etc. some trivial shit
>AM I DEAD?! NOOOOO I HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! MY CHILDREN.. MY WIFE.. Do I at least get to say goodbye before you take me to Heaven?

>Sick of crazy foreigners confusing me for an angel because of my blonde hair and pale skin and white clothes
>Go to US
>Before leaving, dye hair black to fit in
>Wear only black, even though it sucks
>As someone for a lighter
>"You're not getting my blood!!"
>Chased to the hotel by people with torches and pitchforks

Is it ok if I ruin this guy's bad jokes?

Hahaha! Alot of filipinos go there!

and later when we finally turn it to shit we'll take over your country next.

I like how filipinos go to other countries and just stay there instead of improving their own country

Maybe don't sane people don't want to live shithole that has death squads for druggies

god dam i thought germans where shit at humor.

im not surprised we filipinos have spanish blood anyway

zitto animale