*passes*
*passes*
Brandon Collins
Jonathan Brown
*carries Messi*
Jaxon Sullivan
el rumANO
Justin Phillips
This
Levi Powell
Spanish player analysis
Iker ‘Passes it sideways’ Casillas- Goes sideways more often than a crab taking a walk. Bueno lad.
Sergio ‘‘Passes it sideways’ Ramos- More predictable than the inevitable failure of Liverpool football club. Bueno lad.
Gerard ‘Passes it sideways’ Pique- Enjoys possession more than a person with a poltergeist fetish. Bueno lad.
Jordi ‘Passes it sideways’ Alba- Less exciting than a grey bowl of porridge on a cold winters morning. Bueno lad.
Alvaro ‘Passes it sideways’ Arbeloa- Like a man walking in front of some houses, he will pass 5 yards. Bueno lad.
Sergio ‘Passes it sideways’ Busquets- His passes are shorter than a midget who lost his legs due to diabetes. Bueno lad.
Xabi ‘Passes it sideways ‘Alonso- Hands out more passes than a lenient driving instructor. Bueno lad.
Xavi ‘Passes it sideways’ Hernandez- Would not get along with Gandalf, all he wants to do is pass. Bueno Lad.
David ‘Passes it sideways’ Silva- Like a recovering alcoholic, he is tempted but appalled by the thought of having a shot. Bueno lad.
Andres ‘Occasionally looks like he wants to pass it forwards but ends up passing it sideways’ Iniesta- More likely to pass than Stephen Hawking doing a childs maths exam. Bueno lad.
Fernando ‘Shoots it sideways’ Torres-Like a university graduate in this economy, he can’t do anything with all the passes he gets. Bueno lad.
Kevin Howard
great thread
Brandon Lopez
...Holy shit the autism in this post
>Pajillas
>Passing it
Levi Smith
*away*
Austin Wilson
fucking hell mate
Jack Walker
ok that's nice
Michael Long
PEKKA!
Luis Murphy
not cool brah
Cameron Johnson
Too soon m8
Jayden Hill
...
Alexander White
...
Daniel Gutierrez
Why do you waste your time writing all that?
Look, with just one image you can define the general strategy of every French team.
Eli Gomez
who was the jannetty?
Jeremiah Bennett
bruh
Nolan Bailey
cunt
Eli Turner
not cool
Owen Stewart
*gypsies*
Kevin Hughes
I don't get it
Joseph Phillips
>Like a recovering alcoholic, he is tempted but appalled by the thought of having a shot
Lucas Hernandez
literally carried the manlet
Cameron Lee
he died, Hans
Oliver Roberts
...
William Hernandez
Obsessed
Nicholas Bailey
>virgins actually think she is ugly and/or fat
Jack Flores
>amerifat fancying 5' tall miss piggy lookalike
pottery
Juan Murphy
...
Ethan Torres
...
Ayden Evans
this
Kevin Barnes
you sure ur not german?
Gabriel Davis
hehe hey can you delete this