Do french people really do this?!?

Do french people really do this?!?

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always preparing for self-defense lad

>leaving it open
Always behaving like peasants

*unseath baguette*
..psshhhhhh, rien personnell, bébé

wtf

we need burger holders

what's wrong with that ? what would you put your baguette in ?

Your argument is invalid, I have a Baguette holder

>He doesn't have a baguette carrier

L,lewd...

bagueing your pardon

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What if it's a very long baguette

Why don't you make bread that you can actually fit to places nicely
What are the benefits of the bread stick?
Haven't you people heard that you can also make buns that you can actually fit inside a bag and don't need specialized devices for carrying

It has the shape it has for a reason.

ye to shove up ur bum lol

>english intellectuals

>he thinks that practicability is more important than beauty
Never speak to me barbarian

ahh yes the finn criticising french cuisine

so which one is it? pleas tell me, sivu ble :D
If it has to do with practicality of the baking, I can understand.

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this is ridiculous
never saw such thing in my entire life

>Why don't you make bread that you can actually fit to places nicely
that was actually made for this

There was once an italian man named berlusconi that wen't ahead and criticized finnish cuisine.
Shortly after there was a competition to find the best pizza in the world.
You would think that italians would have a shot at that but guess how it all turned out.
Finland won
With a pizza named Berlusconi
youtube.com/watch?v=Aw53dNE2-CM
here is an ad that roasts italians about it even further

yes but pizza is italian cuisine even if a finn made it

>pizza with reindeer meat is italian cuisine
I am being seriously get out of from here's
It has been made clear many times that english people don't know anything about food

my point is finnish cuisine is shit

>With Pizza Berlusconi, Kotipizza won the America's Plate International pizza contest in New York City in March 2008, beating the Italian-Americans, who came in second place, and the Australians in third.[8]

So Americans decides that Finns can cook better than Italian-Americans....

OK, what does that have to do with Italian pizza?

>finnish cuisine that out did italians in their own game using local ingredients is shit
Well you have not made a single point yet and the point that you are claiming to make is invalid so..
What you have done however is basically been name calling without any basis

Well it does fit perfectly a baguette carrier, so there...

That bread's nearly thicker than her legs!

I thought the holocaust was over!

Pizza is not Finnish cuisine, you retard.

If a Dutch faggot cooks Pad Thai, well enough to beat Thailand, we don't congratulate the Dutch for their great cuisine.

I'm gettin the checkbook.

>what does that have to do with Italian pizza?
Hmm, I really am not sure.
I'm also not sure why you are asking me this, because I have yet to make any claims that could lead you to this question.

american """""""""""""""""""pizza""""""""""""""""""" is about as italian as their """"""""""""""""cheese"""""""""""" is real cheese

But you also don't pat thailand on the head for not being able to make their most popular local cuisine properly :D
If that was the case I would happily give head pats to the dutch

if you made pad thai with an ingredient that you can't find locally from thailand, would it still be thai cuisine?
No you retard. It wouldn't be pad thai anymore.
So why would a pizza, made with something you can't find in italia be italian cuisine?
Is it not a pizza anymore? Yes it is you retard, but is it italian? no, by definition it can't be.
Is there even any proof that pizza is italian? I bet there are all kinds of similar pies around the world that could technically be considered pizza.

oh boy, how long you in the country Vanzetti?

Americans make the best pizza in the world.

that's a big place

for you

this will make the baguette soft retards

the only way to carry it is like in the pic

Suomalainen ruoka on pahaa
Älä tuhlaa siihen rahaa

>belgian in charge of baguettes when they can't even name fries after their country

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im the baguette saviour since nobody trash this abomination, even the frenchfucks

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

is it true vietnamese people still eat baguettes ?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>Plastic in contact with a baguette
It's over between us, mon ami Ruski.

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non non what are you doing mon ami

>A skinny french girl will never sit on your face moaning erotic phrases in her native tounge

so that is your weakness

immense dégoût.flac

Wew. That's pretty fucking cheeky.

DELET

>Barbarians not appreciating the optimal total weight to crust ratio of the superior baguette

>The barbarian will never know the satisfaction of waking up early to buy bread and coming back home with a baguette and the newspaper around it under your arm

>He will never eat the crusty crusty end on his way home

he's not wrong though

This kills the French.

Sandwiches are automatically better when you use baguette

They serve them at restaurants to europeans. If you ask a waiter for two pieces of bread he will bring you TWO FUCKING HUGE LONG THICC BAGUETTES.

>tfw walking down the street with a baguette poking out my bag making me feel like an anime character

>Be late for école
>Run there with baguette in your mouth

>le french baguete lelele
is this reddit?

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I just unexpectedly to myself realized that "lemon incest" actually means "le mon incest"

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The street and the chick look russian.

>baguette in sealed plastic bag
i bet you also buy instant noodles in aluminium bags

no, french sandwiches are dry and tasteless

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Holy shit

You do know that the paper is necessary to prevent humidity to waste the bread, right?

We acceptec American teachings.

WTF I thought it was Monaco
Prepare to die

this desu. don't listen to that barbaric imbecile, lads.

I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse

*unzips baguette*

BECAAAAUUSEE.. they are faguettes

That photo was taken in the UK

t. someone who recognises terrace housing

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*teleports behind you*
>is it...pain au chocolat or...chocolatine...!?

american samefagging truly is the worst kind of samefagging

Why do the French buy so many baguettes in one day? They are only good for 3 days tops. Do you really eat all that bread?

families of 3 usually buy 1 baguette per lunch

It fits perfectly in your mom's bagina :DDD

>Family of 3
Man, wife and Muhammad?

never baguette

No, Céline + Muhammed + their son Hakim

>Mfw it's almost the same here

I wonder how close to "French" this bread I get from Safeway is.

HAHAHAHA no, try living there mate.

I got a feeling you sustain yourself on a maccas diet here if you type dumb shit like this.

Even here supermarket bread doesn't taste like "real" french bread

>french bread
lmao this looks likes a brioche

It's not.