Who was the best character in the first Alien movie and why was it Parker Sup Forums??

Who was the best character in the first Alien movie and why was it Parker Sup Forums??

Because he was the one who inquired about the bonus situation.

Really upset the Bonuses were never discussed. Such a nagging loose end.

There was a deleted scene in which the alien accesses the computer and transfers everyone's bonuses to it's bank account.

Perfect representation of Blacks in film. All he cared about was that sweet BONUS.

IT GOES

>chance of discovering alien life
>chance of rescuing stranded people
But wutta bout muh money

MUH FUCKIN BONUS MAAAAAYN

Right

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Can we talk about the Bonus Situation?

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You're right. Not all of us are willing to boldly go where no one with common sense has gone before. He's about money, and booze, and getting enough coin to pay his babies Mamas. The others were more interested in being remembered for finding some godforsaken rock no one gives a rat's ass about. If Parker were in charge, they would have lived out their lives. Unremarkably perhaps,but they could have had at best, thirty more years of life.

ayyy

Why did the whole bonus forced meme never take off? It was so much better than half the shit on this board now.

Did Ripley get all the bonuses since she was the only survivor? Did weyland-yutani use the bonus funds to fund the colony? So many questions left unanswered.

Once Covenant comes out we will make sure Parkers cries for bonuses are heard friend.

>forced
>never took off
Step into my office, user

Did someone mention the bonus situation?

FLAVORTOWN

10/10 shop

It did take off, it just didn't quite the same level of exploitable memery that top shelf memes like Bane or even "what's going on here/no i'm not gonna do it/MMMM" has.

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