'Surprise! You've been drinking my breast milk!': Woman gets revenge on office thief who stole her >'cream' from the...

>'Surprise! You've been drinking my breast milk!': Woman gets revenge on office thief who stole her >'cream' from the fridge with note telling them what they were REALLY putting in their coffee
>One woman discovered that a sneaky colleague had been stealing from her
>She had placed a bottle inside the fridge that looked like cream
>However, it was her breast milk and she informed the thief via a note
>The note read: 'Surprise! You've been drinking my breast milk!'


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>implying I'd find that disgusting

Who was in the wrong here?

that is like telling someone they have been accidentally enjoying 10k wine instead of wine that costs 20 bucks or so.
woe to the poor drinker!

Pretty sure most men would either not care or thoroughly enjoy this.

Breast milk has got to be much healthier than whatever they add to creamer. She did her thief a favor

I wouldn't even care, and desu I steal coffee creamer all the time, I'm prepared for whatever.

my reply to that would be
>noice

Isn't that sexual assault by the woman?

If a man put his semen in the milk that a woman was stealing then I bet he would be charged with that.

>Surprise! I've been cumming in your breast milk bottle!

this OP is a massive pussy

>be guy at office
>this shit goes down
>start hitting on her daily
>i wanna taste your insides again

That is my fetish

>how to get a weird boner in one easy step

Good.
Faggots who takes other peoples stuff from fridges deserves even worse.

as long as she doesn't have any communicable diseases i guess it's not really that bad - the dude kept stealing it

depends on the chick really

like with all things in life, this could be hot or mind crushingly horrific based on how attractive the person is

Max Kek

>haha, I responded to petty theft with biological assault

Hope she likes prison. This is no different then the guys who get murder for luring thieves into their homes and shooting them.

Personally, I think it's fine, but the law's the law.

Reminds me of this.

youtube.com/watch?v=S0DDFUHC1AQ

Breast milk has nutritional purpose, not comparable. Also pretty sure this is some sort of sexual offense

Sue this cunt.

>write a note back
Thanks, I enjoyed it more now that I know that!
>tfw adding breast milk to food and/or drinks is a fetish of mine

human breast milk is better for us than cowmilk, let alone creamer.

I thought booby traps were illegal.

Only matters if she's ugly.

>thief leaves note on creamer bottle
>running a little low, can you add some more?

I don't even want to imagine that feminist ham beast who would do this

>be guy
>somebody keeps stealing my coffee creamer
>decide it's time for revenge
>cum in creamer and let thief drink it
>3 life sentences for rape
>2 generations of family shaming
>dog gets lynched
Such is life

>women in the workplace

>gays in the workplace

I never will hire them because they have no patience with anyone and tend to create office issues

The best comeback would be to keep stealing the breast milk

:) ;)
>You thirsty? ;)

>deserve even worse

I'd ask her to get me closer to the source. Tbh

>Jokes on you, I replaced your PB&J with Fillet Minion

Oh shit, well if that's the case would steal again.

I would put go up to her and say Hello mummy can you change me please I pooped my pants.

Thats hot as fuck.

>cum in coffee
Fired
>breast milk
Funny.


But really it is. Only niggers steal at work

>Woman logic
Look at that pig stareing at me, I bet he wants me to blow him. Fuck that I'm a strong woman, I'll show him by fucking his brains out that will teach him.

YOU BASTERT

>Put bodily fluids in drink
>Someone else drinks it
>That someone else sues you

Woman logic never fails to amaze me

>dog gets lynched

would have been much hotter if it was cum instead

Jokes on her breast milk is full of natural hgh so she has been pumping steroids into whoever was drinking it

I worked at a place that was 80% women, the drama was legendary. Every single thing was an attack against them.

>wow you tricked me on drinking milk that humans are supposed to drink

>drinking coffee with a fucking CREAMER
What a huge faggot, black coffee or nothing

Good.

Office thieves deserve literally anything they get. I don't care if they bite a sandwich and a fucking live scorpion falls into their mouth. I don't care if someone cums in the milk they steal. I don't care if that lemonade is straight human piss.

Don't steal food. Fuck you. Whoever drank it earned the titty juice.

> free best milk
> free HGH
> free natty gains

What's the problem here again?

Just add a note on top of taht one that says
"Surprise!!!
That's my fetish."

I'd spike it with fucking acid.
Only after waking up in the hospital after the worst trip ever will they found up they drank powdered glass and mercury.

human breast milk is actually meant for human consumption and would be much better for you and probably naturally better tasting than coffee creamer. thanks senpai

I would be both disgusted and turned on simultaneously.

EXACTLY.

>Imagine her surprise when I leave the bottle with a note that reads, "More, please."

>Breast milk has nutritional purpose

So does sperm. Calcium, vitamin C, zinc, magnesium, potassium, vitamin B12, phosporus and last but not least, protein.

Why do you think so many women swallow?

>empty ash in cup
>take a sip of coffee

Fuck

Yeah, but that handwriting is wayy to neat to be a niggers, so good chance white or asian

No such thing as milk humans can't drink. Rat milk is consumable.

Of course, the taste on the other hand. That might suck.

Dude, I would sue. No exageration, breast milk is fucking dangerous if you don't know where it came from.
HIV, citomegalovirus, a good chunk of parasites and other shit can be spread through the millk of a sick woman.
Considering the kind of person who would do this crap, I would check myself inmediatly.

>womens """"""""""revenge""""""""""""

i am now erect

...

>look at me im so refined and worldly
>i drink my coffee black and light my morning cigarette with a zippo
Kill yourself you pretentious piece of shit.

You live in Toronto, don't you? Faggot.

Gee, definitely not the person using someone else's property.

you're a real man. a real adult. you don't need no milk, that's for babies. a real grown man enjoys bitterness. it's an acquired taste.
that's what you want to hear right?

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Penile facilities activated

FPBP

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Semen also has nutritional value.

Not gonna lie that's actually really fucking hot

Laws can be tricky about food.

Like for instance, if I throw expired meat into the garbage can you sue me if you eat my rotten garbage meat and get sick?

Same thing here.

Coffee with cigarette is a french thing, i bet hes from Montreal

>implying ugly white/asian women don't exist

Leave your basement

1st world nations women aren't usually infected with all those 3rd world diseases Chile

People that steal food at your office deserve to be handed over to ISIS.

youtube.com/watch?v=UVznerpOkTI

Shit like this gets me hard.

yeah, moron

>cumming into my own beverage is a sexual offense

If I want to drink my own jizz that's my business.

Office thieves are the lowest of the low. They aren't just predators outside of work, they are predators inside.

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mmmmm
real good stuff

I think this may backfire on her

They were born male

This would be illegal. Bring it up to HR.

Implying this isn't fake anyway

>the original theft is legal

Get bent human resources pig.

It seems pettiness knows no bounds.

i once drank from a beer can that was used as a makeshift ashtray
never felt so violated in my life

well, maybe when my piano teacher touched me, but i'm not really sure if that was worse

And what about this is illegal? Most workplaces have basic rules, like not using other peoples shit without their permission.

Citomegalovirus is present in around 60% of the 1st world population, and lasts for life.
There are other various ones that can't get erradicated due to various reasons.

Also, probably a femminists, so she must have all sorts of crap thanks to "sexual liberation"

She's going to jail. Putting bodily fluids so that people intentionally drink them into food is illegal

What if that was his fetish?

Ayyyy

Technically, she has actually committed assault. So she might want to tone down the crowing.

I meant white or asian milk is automatically better than nig milk

I would take a petty theft change for reckless endangerment she might get

Is she ugly? Lawsuit.

Is she hot? Tell her you want to drink her milk from the source.

Are you a faggot? Kill yourself and try again.

>illegal

It's like stealing a sandwich and then complain you got an allergic reaction to the peanut-butter inside.
They deserve to die of septic shock

When I was in rehab some nigger kept drinking my 2 liters. So I peed in it. They still drank it apparently. Still have no clue who drank my pee.

You didn't even read what he said and you're lactose intolerant.

Abo Confirmed.


Go drink some diesel.

>"I apologize, I thought the creamer was for the office. I did not see a name on the creamer either."