*vanishes*

*vanishes*

Give him the balloon ore already!

This guy is literally a tap in merchant. He does nothing for the team just takes all the glory

He'll do the same at the World Cup, just like he did at the Euros

Saving it for Moscow its coming home

The Banisher of Burnley
The Swindler of Swansea

>Player isn't even playing the match
>Blame him anyway
What the fuck?

He actually drags england down because of how many shots he takes per game

The calendar year 2017 is over brah, I've got nothing more to prove

The gook was better

>le best striker in the world atm

Vardy is better for England than Kane

>Imagine actually rating Sir Mouthbreather

Only on monkey island lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*failes to score an offside goal*

yeah but he looks like mutant and doesn't sell shirts for asians

ronaldinho unironically rates him

Ronaldinho is drunk 24/7 since 2006, m8

Looks like a vorcha from Mass Effect desu

oblivion character

ronaldinho unironically fucks trannies

this. first game I saw of tottenham this year, I want him in my Real.
how old is he?

that explains it then

as opposed to ironically fucking trannies?

Kane practicing his World Cup performance

>ENGLANDS BRAVE HARRY KANE
is it dare i say their year again ??

Halal shouldn’t buy him or Hazard, both frauds.

Kane played pretty well but Son bottled it with his chances

>goat player
>bangs trannies and doesn't give a fuck

based

So was Buffon

Kane should definitely leave for any top 6 club this summer.
>Man C
>Man U
>Madrid
>Barca
>Bayern
>Juve

25, turning 26 in July

Son has been carrying Tottenham, but because Kane is a brit, he gets all the credit and is elevated above everybody else

OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH

Kane is a shit tap in "shoot on sight" specialist. He has had double the shots Aguero has had this season and got only a few goals more.
Everyone who isn't braindead and sucks up to pundits and everyone who isn't a spursy fan will agree.

Should be playing Vardy upfront, not this fraud. Kane will just pull a Rooney.

>misses penalty
>"AHHH HELP ME DELE"
>scores penalty
>repeat

Cant unsee

last time i checked son was on the scoreboard and kane vanished

but who will take the corners then ??

>He has had double the shots
so? That also shows how good his movement and positioning are

>Gets the ball
>Shoots

Genius.

Seriously though, Kane is a lump upfront. He shoots an obscene amount, no wonder he scores a few. He'll be fucked when he has the likes of Henderson and Stershit around him. He'll still have Alli diving in the box for him though.

taking corners

based

Update your memes sterling is good now

No he isn't.

this tbqh

HARRY KANE HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS

Kek Son did the same tonight but missed

>"Have you heard of the High Elves?"

Did he even touch the ball?

t. arsescum fan with zero football knowledge

two months before retirement Barzagli had a laugh against Britain's Brave

The last header that almost went in was offside.
Why is everyone pretending it wasn't just because it wasn't called

Le no trophy lad
The english griezmann

*teleports to the dressing room*
heh nothing personnel supporters

lel even Giroud was better than this donkey

One game doesn't mean shit. He is still the top scorer 3 years running.

has good taste then

>be me at 19
>work casino dealer at cruise ship
>we always stop for 2-3 days in Thailand
>at the time for 20-30$ you can obtain for the night x2 bar girls for some sucky - sucky fucky - fucky
>decide this time i get 1girl 1trap
>literally same shit as fucking girl in the ass, maybe i lil better because of the power thing knowing that is still a guy with a dick
>never did it again

[mouth breathing fades away in the background]

god he's ugly

why do you faggots hate tap ins so much? A goal is a goal. Positioning and losing your defender are skills

>inb4 brit bong fans die at the WC

We won't be going if dickhead Boris Johnson gets his way

because faggots
>no matter how hard Kane try he will never defeat the tap King

Russians do not play around. Remember from ancient times on slav territory problems are resolved by fire and sword.
See ya at sunny beach this summer bong friends.

3 (5) > 4 (6) > 1 > 2

Juve scored an offside goal in Turin. No one talks about it. Why would this be different

sounds like someone...

Fuck this shit, I'm out of here , going back to r9k for a while to hang out. Fuck you faggots. Might come back after arsenal lose again so i feel safe again. Or if not after man its Liverpool game because all you fags love that shit and will shit post is someone loses .Fuck you.

...

Lucky. Or Buffon would've been forced into retirement after giving up 3 goals in the 2 matches.

>mutant
Cut the shit. He looks like the most common chav you'll ever find. A real cheapskate.

hehe

>tap in merchant
Pic related
> He does nothing for the team just takes all the glory
now go check his heat map

so basically ronaldo 2.0