Americans can't get up if they fall on their back

Americans can't get up if they fall on their back

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why are australians so mean

In the time it takes an american to get up I could take a trip around the world in 80 days, be sent to the moon, go on a mission to mars, go on an extended holiday and still they be trying to get up!!

>be American
>be fat
>get shot

I don't know, my Aussie friend. You're not too far off of being a big boy too.

shit if knew it in ww2 we could have won........................

You're not white.

they turtles but instead of being made out of their shell being made out of shells it's made out of fat

>ow my legs

Of course not, no
Hahahahaha

>Need knee surgery at 40 to walk because theres to much pressure on because fat
>go bankrupt
>can't run away from school shooter
>get shot

stop projecting mutt

Whiter than you, Muhammad.

I get it. It is because they are FAT!

>The American lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping.
why aren't you helping, user?

It takes ausfats 80 days to go around the world>

I don't get it. are you saying we are fat or that we are turtles? BTW we routinely win the most Olympic gold medals so I'm not sure of your point.

>We

>w-whiter than you muhammed

>muh olympic golds, it's like muh gdp!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Around_the_World_in_Eighty_Days

>be american
>get shot
>no burial ceremony because you didn't tip the bullet

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we wuz olympic athletes nigguh

For science.

Best thread

>be Australian
>jump
>fall off the Earth