Wow, that was a terrible movie

Wow, that was a terrible movie.

(you)

Can't wait to watch marvels version of suicide squad on saturday

It's a movie for us 80's kids. You wouldn't understand.

go back to facebook grandpa

>haha it's 80s music
>haha it's dance moves
>haha it's david hasselhoff
>boy do I love the 80s!

Just shut up already.

It was good during the movie period.
But when you think back on the movie it wasn't that good.

About to watch the movie.
Please spoil me

The little tree fucker is only there so that marvel can make money of kids wanting a small tree toy.

Also planet is kill

are there really 5 post credit scenes?

Yes, there are five.

1. Introducing Adam Warlock.

2. Yondu's right hand man using Yondu's arrow.

3. Stan Lee is The Watcher.

4. Groot is a teenager.

5. Jeff Goldblum as The Grandmaster.

THERE ARE FIVE POSTCREDIT MEMES IN THE FILM. FIVE. HOW CAN DKEKS EVER RECOVER.

OMG IS THAT BABY GROOT!!!

Not true...he has everything to do with the main theme of the movie

...

>just randomly firing a gun off to his left

Literally just watched this.

I remember watching the first and thinking that wasn't the worst but it was forgettable. The characters are cool. They could probably make a great 2nd film out of this. Add on the fact that Rooker (Yondu?) was being added to the main cast.

They fucked it all up and it sucks. Why split them all up for the entire film, such a waste.

I thought I heard one of them introduces the original comic GotG lineup as an apposing team.

Why would you even pay to see this

I didn't, I have a free movie voucher.

Sorry, can't hear you over DC movies sucking so hard.

He really doesn't do anything usefull other than planting the bomb

drax was the best part of the film

prove me wrong

you can't

same as the first, I'm not surprised

He laughed way too much, his "odd" behavior was way too overused in this movie.

>drax was the best part of the film
>the walking-talking laugh track

The the main characters should have been reunited by the mid point of the film.

Drax has high levels of autism

shut up, it's the best post 2017 disney/marvel renaissance film ever.

>this is what marveldrones actually believe

Comedy/action movie with bad comedy and bad action

not an argument

He was the worst one, he didn't do shit and his entire character was flanderised to being "haha I LAUGH AND DON'T CONSIDER WHAT I SAY LOL"
pisses me off
outside of his shitty character most characters were fine, easily the worst parts were from Drax. "haha penis haha ur ugly haha".
the Pac-Man at during the fight was also stupid as shit

As someone who grows up without a dad this movie hit too close to home.

Where did the skeletons come from underground?

this should be the tagline for all marvel movies

I don't know what you people are bitching about, this is a rare case where the sequel is better than its predecessor.

First was way better, AND had better trailers. This one only has a better cast.

>b-but dee cee...
Holy shit dat butthurt

Why are redditteurs pretending the first one wasn't bad? This one is only slightly worse than an already awful flick

>he has everything to do with the main theme of the movie
the theme of selling toys

As long as Vin gets the money to make the next eight F&F films I'm happy.