/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Forza Ferrari Edition

Yeeeeeeeees yes yes yes yes! Forza Ferrari! Grazie ragazzi grande lavoro pasta spagehtti maranello!
Streets in Italy are crowded, public traffic has died, as thousands celebrate Sebastian Vettel's fastest time at the morning of the second to last day of teh winter tests in Barcelona.


>Pre-season testing details:
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March
Starts daily at 9am Catalunya time (UTC+1)
Live commentary: autosport.com/live

>Countdown to Australian GP:
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(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
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(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
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>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries, series to end 2018 though)

>Tifosi status
HYPED

>Mercedes status
HUMILIATED (for now)

>News
Vettel sets 1:17.182 on Hypersoft tires
Haas third on Supersoft wtf
McLaren STILL shit
Ferrari PUs puffing smoke like it's Mercedes 16 again

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Have you paid tribute to this pioneering lady on this International Womens' Day today?

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I congratulated my sister on being a girl.

if double digits. Seb will be WDC and Ferrari WCC 2018

Did you sniff her cooch at that?

good work

VAI VAI

VAMOS

VAI! Un'altra bandiera per Maranello!

>mfw Vettel finally gets the red 5 and Italy goes wild

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VWL

FWL

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Bravissimo

the last Ferrari WCC has been so long ago I wouldn't even mind early 2000 levels of FWL

Would teamLH be even more Saltier than when Rosgod won

don't think so desu, no conspiracy-theories to be spun

>(for now)
Dont be delusional OP
McLel is in shambles right now
I expect they do a Lotus and give the brand to either Force India or Haas

Agree on Ferrari WCC but we're trying to meme GIMI 2018 WDC here

>Kubica, Williams' 3rd driver still the fastest of the 3

Grazie ragazzi Forza Ferrari!
Would prefer a Kimi WDC though.

Read the post again

sorry bois, kimmi has lost it just like massa and soon alonso

How am I supposed to feel about Son of Magnus being so quick?

Oh shit damn beer got me again

You should want to suck his balls

i've always rated him la

Feel great that the Ferrari PU is god tier right now

>Gasly
>Toro Rosso
>1:18.758
>Hypersoft
>111 laps

>Vandoorne
>McLaren
>1:18.855
>Hypersoft
>66 laps


HONDA'S FAULT

Ottimo

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RACE SIMULATION COMPARISON
>RACE SIMULATION COMPARISON


Vettel's second stint times are barely as fast as Bottas' first stint times from yesterday.
It's over.
Ferrari is finished.
Mercedes didn't even order Hypersoft tires for the tests.

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it was in the other tread in the webm but thanks for the effort
have this instead
twitter.com/Berrageiz/status/971736988721262592
looks like ferrari have a hell of quali mode

>yfw Hamilel and Buttass punctures their hypersoft tyres due to not testing it

reposting the webm

motorsport.com/f1/news/wolff-questions-red-bull-s-fuel-strategy-1011740/

so exactly how important is fuel and oil w/r/t engine performance? is Toto right in saying RBR is hurting themselves by not using what Renault recommends?

So Sainz will also get a meme-tier victory this year?

toto has a oil burning engine so it matter more for Ferrari and Mercedes engines than than for the others i presume

/r/ laugh track edit

GRAZZI

Nah these are the likely meme podiums and wins
>GOATtas having more wins than Hamilel
>RB 1-2 at Austria
>Backmarkers win at Baku since its a goddamn disaster
>LeGOAT podium
>Sir Gay podium in Russia
>GIMI SPA

Does Toto know the rationale of what RB are doing?

PS. Hulkenberg four 4th's

PESTO SPAGNOLIO PASTA RAVIOLI NUMERO UNO FORMUOLI

Lads, how do we fix McLaren?

>Hulk finishes 4th place every race
ftfy

With Honda

Why would we want to?

We don't

bring back Ron

remove kebabs

The 69th lap officially marks this as the most distance McLaren has covered in winter testing since the return of Honda in 2015.

Sell the team to Honda :^)
It would be the greatest 4D chess move in F1
>Give McLel what they want for 2 seasons since they know it will fail and destroy their brand
>Step up in it's final days with McLel and say that they're retards that fell for the "Size Zero" maymay
>Give STR the engine you always wanted to make for F1
>McLel's reputation in F1 falls like a brick and nobody wants to sponsor them anymore
>Honda with Toro Rosso winnings buys McLel and spit on Boulier and his retarded engineers

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA the desperation of his narrative.

>explicit numerical fact
>narrative

let alonso go, sad to say it but it is wat it is, bring lando on and turn him into our boy HAM 2.0

When you only post about """numerical facts""" that support your position, it's a narrative.

Here's some """numerical facts""" you ignored because they didn't fit your narrative:

> For a few laps, Vandoorne looked to be suffering from some rear end instability when hard on the brakes into the chicane. He's dialled it back fractionally now and the car is more under control for the turn-in phase.

BEST CHASSIS

youtube.com/watch?v=6VO6IqCM_Kg
Not mine, I was just about to do the same but looks like someone was faster.

STR was on HyperSofts
McLaren was on UltraSofts
And I have been posting lap counts at the end of each day
Nice narrative you have going there.

>Toro Rosso have enjoyed another productive day - fourth on the timesheets through Pierre Gasly with 134 laps completed - and technical chief James Key says the Honda power unit is the most reliable they've ever had
GP2 ENGINE

>Toro Hondo sticking the knife in McLelren and Renought with the same stab
4D knifes in a 2D gunfight

>Nice narrative you have

Did I claim it wasn't?

The difference is my narrative is based on the traditional talking points of testing - number of laps, fastest laps, reliability.
Your narrative is one of utter desperation, and is based on ANY positive thing you can find about McLel.

If STR is decent this season is it all but confirmed it'll be RedBull Honda in 2019.

ye just in time for Renault to get good some great season are coming i can feel it

With Renault pushing a decision by May I doubt they would switch for 2019.
STR is the opposite of tightly packaged and any improvement in fuel economy would be the first major question.

If there is any team that is worse than McLaren for making demands and publicly shaming an engine manufacturer, it's RBR.

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what are your plans to do ferrari shills in the last 24 hours, till merc turns up their engines and smoke everyone on 1 step worse tires

Why wasn't Vandoorne a crying meme baby last season? I mean, he was clearly entitled to a WDC and the admiration of the world. But flippin' Honda kept actively sabotaging his birthright.
How could one lad be so calm in the face of such an insufferable disregard for his massive talent? Also how is he so QT?

because he's lucky to be in a mclaren seat.

:^)

>Vandoorne
>good
jury is still out senpai

>Vettel's and Verstappen's last stint was 1.21.1 on average
>Bottas' was 1.19.9

Don't get memed by glory runs, this right here is MWL like never before all but confirmed

Does Sirotkin have a qt Russian GF?

yeah i have a bad feeling this is going back to 2014-16 levels of MWL

so will Bottas finally be able to challenge Hamilton?

>McLaren need 80 laps today to get ahead of where they were after three days of testing last year

*in test 2

Yeah, Alina Zagitova.

>Meanwhile, Sebastian Vettel's time of 1:17.182 is 1.967s quicker than the time Lewis Hamilton clocked for pole position at last year's Spanish Grand Prix.

Could we see every track record broken this year? (as was "promised" for 2017)

DELET THIS

Track conditions were shit that day.

hey, I could have said Radionova.

Exactly

Very qt

>Name is unironically Dasha

You have to be fucking with me. WE HAVE A NEW DASHDASH

Eric's son?

>Ericsson is in the gravel. That could be our first red flag of the day...
>Son of Eric

Woof

red

Both posts were me, you dumbass.
I was making sure the post was clear.
I don't need to twist facts like you to make a point.

You're boasting about 69 laps meaning they passed what they achieved with Honda in testing, but they're still barely ahead of where they were at the exact same stage last year.

What is it with saubers and gravel traps?

She looks like every Russian girl next door cam girl I've ever fapped off to.

These Saubfa drivers are fockin shite. Giacomelli and Berger out of retirement when?

Still qt.

>Still qt.

Didn't say she wasn't, ya dingus.
Just that she looks very Russian.

Is there a livestream like last year?

this year will be hamiltons 5th title and you all know it

i don't think so

meme magic is on our side, merc btfo check em>>