ITT: We banter America (USA)
Welcome:
-paint memes
-personal greentext
-butthurt Americans
-All Canadians
Not welcome:
-Reposts
-copy pasta
-photoshops
-non-butthurt americans
ITT: We banter America (USA)
Welcome:
-paint memes
-personal greentext
-butthurt Americans
-All Canadians
Not welcome:
-Reposts
-copy pasta
-photoshops
-non-butthurt americans
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I am an American, see my flag for further evidence.
>I enjoy cheeseburgers and fat porn.
>I attend AA meetings daily because I am a drug addict.
>I like to watch films that remind me of my home in West Philadelphia.
>I play basketball from time to time but constantly get in fights.
>I moved out to A place near Los Angeles recently with my aunt and uncle.
>this was a story all about how my life got turned upside down.
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liever turks dan paaps
Nice Prince of Bell-air meme
6/10
all move forward in a reptilian fashion
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What the fuck I have Verizon/Comcast xfinitychan and I pay $12.50 a month for it, that’s like two cheeseburgers a month man, what the fugggg
Every thread is american banter thread
Cringe responses
Too soon
Did someone ask for a leaf?
Fuck every single country other than America
>McMurders
Because they sell meat products?
yes but can you get outta it
>joke about 9/11 in front of an american
>he has nothing to do with the event or it's victims
>he starts to cry
Constantly threatens nuclear warfare to influence the public consciousness in exchange for food handouts from their master: NK (check)
A special innocence died that day for many people
>ITT: We banter America (USA)
that is every thread other than generals
there are around 180 countries on earth, why only talk about one
Guaranteed (you)s
bump
this is my fridge except instead of shoes its an ice pack and instead of pizza its ice cream
Frozen pizza is too cheesy and tastes bland, no crust either
You realize that North Korea does business with Sinaloa Cartel?
This only took 5 million hours in paint
Quality Danish product
Honestly idk why people mock america for gun rights when it is literally the only good thing about the country compared to other western countries.
Try putting your shoes in the freezer on a hot day, it's actually quite nice for a bit
uh maybe they don't like their gun rights?
They are dumb then, guns are lit af senpai.
If you live in a trailer park or a college dorm, yes your fridge probably does look like that.
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yeah from the most inhumane meat farms possible to keep the prices down
Ahhhh. So that's why they shart
Where's the microwave oven containing a tip jar containing a shoe containing a foreskin?
You guys are really mad at us. I'm moving to Europe in a few months and threads like this make me a little worried at how I'll be treated when I get there.
>mEeeee MOV ERUB aka cucksadlaldn XD
90% of people you'll meet have never heard of or used Sup Forums so you'll be safe.
that doesnt mean they dont hate amercunts
Who cares really, cheap meat improves the quality of life of the impoverished, also, cheap usually means that less resources were used so it is usually eco friendly as well.
How long did it take you to make that? Do you feel like that time was well spent?
It's not the memes I'm worried about, it's the sentiment. My job is bound to be a lot harder if even a couple resent me for my nationality.
This is Sup Forums, it's not like real life at all.
>That pic
>No Europeans died in 9/11
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>an image that pits the US' terrible foreign policy, the lone thing the US should be criticized for, against North Korea's isolationism
Ah yes, shall absolutely be falling for this bit of propaganda.
>Caca cola
JAJAJAJAJAJA
What turned them into this?