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/heem/ News: >user realizes the UFC cut Galore Bofando → >user imagines how the breakup between mike perry and his ex went → >user releases new p4p list → >user claims him and dutchbro revved the spammer "by btfoing the h8ers about schaub and colby being right again" →
inb4 this dumb thread gets spammed to oblivion by the mentally ill IT working autistic miserable manlet "person" who has a vendetta against the mods for banning him once for being a sub 100 IQ gremlin.
Easton Turner
We're all in here boys
Matthew Roberts
OP acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
Connor Roberts
careful buddeh you might actually revv him for good
Ethan Davis
I feel bad for you Adan. The game has passed you by. You’re unrionically in the lost Batallion of Heem.
Landon Johnson
Ignore the spammers thread
Grayson James
Can he conquer the LHW division
Justin Sanchez
What if spammy gets a janny position?
Nathaniel Nguyen
Maybe the sperg is mad he didn't get an acceptance email. He works in IT so you can just imagine how autistic this sperg looks like in person.
Xavier Carter
he's' finished
Jonathan Garcia
lol I'm waaay out of the game at this point, I've dropped by like twice since Christmas
did you guys have any straight banger threads that I missed out on? any hot new memes?
Elijah Wood
I work in IT as well my man that's not nice
Austin Wood
The check hook will land my guy
Logan Morales
After UFC 222, I've read countless articles on Ortega, O'Malley and Dern, but have barely seen anything on Ketlen Vieira, who is ranked 4th at women's bantamweight and should probably be ranked as the top contender given her resume.
Undefeated and 26 years old.
Makes you think, huh?
Wmmarankings.com is the ONLY mma site giving us REAL news.
John Collins
...
Chase Brown
Bisping will gadoosh and flush him once more
Kevin Scott
>did you guys have any straight banger threads that I missed out on? Jon Jones' hearing thread was lit farm. Was last week Tuesday.
Jaxson Cruz
Yeah the jones hearing thread was spicy
Parker Martinez
who's your favorite female fighter?
Chase Collins
How much do you get paid to spam links to irrelevant websites and podcasts? I want to get in on that action.
Anthony Ross
Bless her for flushing that disgusting whore Zingano.
Juan Walker
sounds dope, I'll take bite at lunch
Josiah Allen
Ortega won the decision Frankie won the fight
Levi James
>Rage Southslice is the only way to defeat demon lord Sage. Ketlen Vieira is looking great but it seems its harder now a days to get a hype train going for women fighters.
Julian Gutierrez
In Response to Gustafsson calling him out
>I like it,” Rockhold said. “I think it was petty coming after me so early (after the knockout loss). I don’t know if he was trying to get under DC’s skin, but I’ll be coming. I’ll be coming to 205. Im gonna handle my business and you better be sure I’m coming for that ass, too.”
>it seems its harder now a days to get a hype train going for women fighters. Dana stopped promoting it after Ronda got destroyed.
Joanna losing sealed the deal
Noah Reed
>and you better be sure I’m coming for that ass, too. Those AKA bois sure know how to party
Jack Peterson
Reminder that rockhold won against yoel Crooked cuban refs
Elijah Cox
Rockhold is legitimately CTE'd retarded, he's not doing shit at LHW I don't care how shallow it is.
Jose Sanchez
Dumb fake Lithuanian
Kayden Watson
How can I prove I'm lithuanian
Ayden Watson
> he's not doing shit at LHW Shogun is ranked #5. It's a terrible division and only 2 people are better than him on paper.
Alexander Bennett
Gus would unironically knock Rockhold the fuck out
Angel Gomez
Shogun would gadoosh Chinlethold my guy
Dominic Rivera
Whats you favorite sport other then MMA? What is your opinions of Pols? Whats your favorite Lithuanian food?
Levi Ramirez
What kind of people have you encountered IRL that like MMA?
In my experience, other than people who train, it kinda seems that more geeky people are into MMA. Overheard a conversation about UFC 217 one time and the dudes come off as geeks.
Jacob Lopez
There was a brief time on heem when we had high quality reliable picks for every event, private YouTube streams just for heem for every event, relevant news OPs every thread, a monthly calendar, and fresh heem memes weekly or even daily.
Heem peaked some time last year and it's all downhill from here until heem is banned completely
Luke Howard
MMA is literally the only thing I watch It's a board I don't like lithuanian food much
Jordan Reed
i agree. it honestly disgusts me that the majority (!) of people here picked zingano. it really goes to show how little here people know about mma.
David Green
Gus got flushed by Rumble. Now he fights like a discount Overeem
Hunter Rivera
Literally not a single person
Ethan Lewis
>I hate Wrestlefucking unless a Russian Muslim does it >MFW
Connor Stewart
Pols as in polish people.
Jaxson Hernandez
Nice pic, is that the fight where Gus knocked Glover the fuck out or is that from a different one?
Jacob Thomas
Kek I picked Emmett and Edgar
Jacob Jenkins
People who train i know are mostly geeks aswell.
Alexander Scott
all he wants is one win so he can go attempt to be an actor or something, but steroidyoel gave him too much brain damage for that
he fights twice more, loses both and retires to be a drooling line cook at dennies
Jeremiah Parker
Don't reply to him it's the spammer baiting you into posting off topic btw favorite ortega strangle?
Austin Rodriguez
>running away in round 1 For sure this is the Gus of old my guy
William Rodriguez
My man, I am pretty much a meme machine. I don’t try to promote ANYTHING accept fun discussion on heem.
Grayson Brooks
What does it take for there to be another hyped up woman fighter? Shouldn't it be easier this generation because of feminism and its whole WOMEN ARE STRONK ideology
Dylan Fisher
i hate kebab as much as any right-thinking white man, but he's not really a wrestlefucker because he generally does damage through GnP.
i got 4/5 - only soukhamtath let me down. i'm still fucking annoyed at how stupid he is. he basically won the fight, but i'm actually glad he didn't win because of how much of a brainlet he is.
Sebastian Wright
Cookie looks like Chicken little had a baby with a Auschwitz survivor
Dylan Bailey
I've been to poland a few times but never had a non-formal conversation with any pole before. I have a lot of polish-jewish blood in me actually. Goys must accept africans into their nations desu.
Grayson Perez
That's the one where he knocked Glover out with uppercuts though right?
Xavier Jackson
Does Barry pop pills and then fuck all 3 of them simultaneously?
Brandon Reed
>What does it take for there to be another hyped up woman fighter? She needs to be American, white, and attractive. They're trying to do that with Dern right now but she's just Ronda 2.0 even with the striking.
Jaxson James
FOR SURE FRONKIE IS A MUNSTER MY GUYS
Christian Jenkins
ronda was hyped because she looked semi feminine, had a shitty attitude and fought a bunch of cans.
cyborg is the closest thing to another dominant female fighter and thats because she's turned herself into a man.
Elijah Gray
For sure his pillowfisting is entertaining as fuck
Tyler Stewart
>pretty >dominant Feminism can be shoved down everyones throats as much as you want but it dosent mean the interest will be generated from just that.
Kayden Bennett
...
Adam Baker
when will mma swallow boxing and make all those fight-iqlets switch sports
Josiah Lewis
>Forcing immigration on other countries while your own people are flooding out of yours. Yep sounds like a Lithuanian to me!
Nicholas Ross
Stole my answer desu I honestly don't think we'll ever get such a thing with how much better the top women are than the rest.
Dylan Ortiz
Top women are now Brazilian and lesbians
Matthew Powell
>Fuck USADA >Fuck Reebok >Fuck Connor McGregor and Dana White for turning UFC into mandrama
Angel Ortiz
HAHAHAHAHAHA
U MAD IRISHBOI?
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM
Gavin Campbell
kek I'm not ethnically a lithuanian you dumb mutt faggot
Kayden Flores
i never understood why don't people use elbows like these more often
Justin Long
lmao probably. if val hangs out with them much more, she'll probably go a little insane as well. i kind of like how Pat triggers all the normies though.
i don't respond to memers
Jordan Hernandez
you're not the grappling lithuanin right?
Kayden Williams
just stared that feint down, what a munster
most fighters wouldn't feint to keep their chin hanging like that is why, that strike didn't even have to be an elbow, a straight right or uppercut also would have landed flush
Xavier Butler
>Foyd's gotta shot against conor in UFC I thought ring girls would atleast be smarter than normie girls on mma
Aiden Taylor
That's what i'm saying, we'll never have a superstar female fighter again because there's guyborgs and nuneses hanging around to expose them. It's not even worth it to push one.
Nathaniel Thompson
what are you then
Levi Lee
Wasent this whole conversation to prove that you arent.
Jace Evans
>coalburner christ, i didn't think that plastic whore could get any worse
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MY SIDES, THEY ARE GONE FOREVER, THEY'RE ORBITING LE JUPITER xDDD ROFLMAOWTFBBQCOPTER ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS
SIMPLY
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Isaiah Sullivan
>Half HUNGarian half polish jew
Kayden Thomas
The reason Connor won't defend his belts is because he sold his soul to the devil but the deal was to get the belts the devil never promised that he will defend them that's why he lost to Nate the first fight but "won" the second
DANK EPIN MAYMAY BRO AYY LMAO xD I FELL OFF MUH CHAIR CUZ I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING xDxDxD ME GUSTA UPBOATED +10000 FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!!!111 SCREENCAP DAT SHIT FOR DAT SWEET KARMA :D
TOP KEK WEW LADDY YEE UNCLE BENIS, BERFEGT EVERY DIME :DDD BAZINGA ZIMBABWE HABEEB IT TWINKIE HOUSE!!!! DSFARGEG!!!!1111
MY SIDES, THEY ARE GONE FOREVER, THEY'RE ORBITING LE JUPITER xDDD ROFLMAOWTFBBQCOPTER ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS
SIMPLY
E B I N
I USED TO SHITPOST ON [s4s] BUT I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE xD THE CAKE IS A LIE PRAISE LORD HELIX OF DoOoOoOoOMMM ^_______^ WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI!!! WE WANT... A SHRUBBERY!!!! xDDD
I TIP MY FEDORA TO YOU MY GENTLEMENTLEMEN VIVIAN JAMES THREAD #GG/#NYS FOR ETHICS IN GAMES JOURNALISM :^) 1337 H4XOR PWNZ0R3D TO THE MAX EPIC WIN SON GIT GUD SKRUB BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MAH ELO BTW I'M A GRRL GAMURR, DON'T HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS~
Blake Walker
Arianny is a degenerate brainlet, only Chrissy and Luciana are legit fight fans.
Cooper Stewart
>I was born and grew up in Lithuania, I don't have any lithuanian blood in me though Its alright you arent missing much,
DANK EPIN MAYMAY BRO AYY LMAO xD I FELL OFF MUH CHAIR CUZ I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING xDxDxD ME GUSTA UPBOATED +10000 FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!!!111 SCREENCAP DAT SHIT FOR DAT SWEET KARMA :D
TOP KEK WEW LADDY YEE UNCLE BENIS, BERFEGT EVERY DIME :DDD BAZINGA ZIMBABWE HABEEB IT TWINKIE HOUSE!!!! DSFARGEG!!!!1111
MY SIDES, THEY ARE GONE FOREVER, THEY'RE ORBITING LE JUPITER xDDD ROFLMAOWTFBBQCOPTER ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS
SIMPLY
E B I N
I USED TO SHITPOST ON [s4s] BUT I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE xD THE CAKE IS A LIE PRAISE LORD HELIX OF DoOoOoOoOMMM ^_______^ WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI!!! WE WANT... A SHRUBBERY!!!! xDDD
I TIP MY FEDORA TO YOU MY GENTLEMENTLEMEN VIVIAN JAMES THREAD #GG/#NYS FOR ETHICS IN GAMES JOURNALISM :^) 1337 H4XOR PWNZ0R3D TO THE MAX EPIC WIN SON GIT GUD SKRUB BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MAH ELO BTW I'M A GRRL GAMURR, DON'T HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS~
Kayden Ward
>spammy is an arianny fan and a wwe fan could you think of a more pathetic "person"
DANK EPIN MAYMAY BRO AYY LMAO xD I FELL OFF MUH CHAIR CUZ I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING xDxDxD ME GUSTA UPBOATED +10000 FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!!!111 SCREENCAP DAT SHIT FOR DAT SWEET KARMA :D
TOP KEK WEW LADDY YEE UNCLE BENIS, BERFEGT EVERY DIME :DDD BAZINGA ZIMBABWE HABEEB IT TWINKIE HOUSE!!!! DSFARGEG!!!!1111
MY SIDES, THEY ARE GONE FOREVER, THEY'RE ORBITING LE JUPITER xDDD ROFLMAOWTFBBQCOPTER ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS
SIMPLY
E B I N
I USED TO SHITPOST ON [s4s] BUT I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE xD THE CAKE IS A LIE PRAISE LORD HELIX OF DoOoOoOoOMMM ^_______^ WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI!!! WE WANT... A SHRUBBERY!!!! xDDD
I TIP MY FEDORA TO YOU MY GENTLEMENTLEMEN VIVIAN JAMES THREAD #GG/#NYS FOR ETHICS IN GAMES JOURNALISM :^) 1337 H4XOR PWNZ0R3D TO THE MAX EPIC WIN SON GIT GUD SKRUB BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MAH ELO BTW I'M A GRRL GAMURR, DON'T HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS~
Grayson Edwards
Get a life
Landon Scott
I would heem some helix studios twinks with my dick if you know what I mean
Joshua Gomez
i can bet on my life he actually came from leddit
Carter Martinez
Why do you guys always have to rev the little guy up like this? His life is stressful enough as it is.
