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Britain for Britons edition

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yeah i was baiting tbf.

wouldn't really date a girl like that.

millie

brexit means brexit

Dogs

literally cannot stop kissing lads when i'm drunk

just put one of these up my bum

any kazaa man in?

>the only thing that's "fair" in a capitalistic system is market demand you lefty twat

Heard many VERY negative things about topman
thought it was largely ok, myself

Boots sell packs of 32 painkillers with 8mg of codeine in each pill.
that's a cheeky 250mg of codeine (about 220mg after CWE)
that's about 5 quid for a whole day of feeling fucking fantastic.
i'm so happy. opiates have given me a new lease on life and they're so easy to get.
how many packs of cocodamol can i buy at once? i can't imagine they'll let me buy like 10 boxes.
has anyone here tried poppy tea?

video games have gotten really cringey

when i have kids i'm not letting them play any

THE GOAL

It's amazing how some people can see that they're being duped and stolen from, yet not even care, because they're "proudly libertarian".

Mr. Noseberg is gonna give himself a pay raise either way. If you don't want a cut of what he's gonna give himself, you're a fool.

same here except I also do that when I'm sober

who are you quoting?

I'll tell you later

potential gf isnt that cute, and im handsome. but i love hanging out with her and could spend days with her without getting annoyed

should i still date her/

yeah, wolfenstein was super cringey

So when you are kissing do you repeatedly open and close your mouth or what?

Drunk lass once came up to me and kissed me and I didnt have a fucking clue what I was doing. Also slags

brexit means brexshit

shittest fish Ive ever seen

plenty of things i have to do but contemplating a wank, not going to lie

think they'll only sell a couple at once
dont understand the appeal myself, doesnt particularly feel of anything

i can get straight opioids off the DNMs mate

not a path i want to go down though

just buy heroin its like 10 quid for a hit

is youtube broken?

chips are too big

lads whats the backstory for this

not that that's just closet nazis having their feelings hurt

i mean the twitch and the skins and the youtubes

liz

dunno mate it just happens just don't think about it

Any other pro-Semite lads in?
"Just put 'em in charge", what I always say.

roastie who loves attention

Is this a joke? You bigger and more chips the better you bender

Do you have somewhat control over your pedophilia, lad? Or do you do odd things around underage girls?

>and im handsome

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any stone roses man in?

>fish
>hp sauce

no lad

wrong
the higher the surface to volume ratio the better the chips

ive posted my picture multiple times here and been told im handsome

day 5 of benzo CT

no problemo

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don't did someone say chips

...

ah the jewish american, very handsome

>white bread
into the bin it goes

literally only eat chips if they are ground into dust
otherwise they are too big
don't get me started on baked potatoes

Don’t care about this spastic opinion just like fish and chips x

really dont like her

aye

the saviours of western civilisation

well I didnt get a vote post it again. I hope your not the lad that hides his mouth

this is objectively wrong
they should be no thicker than an index finger
too big and you just get a mouth full of unseasoned potato
also don't get as many crispy bits

hell yeah dude

so what about that lindsay shepherd eh, phwoar

where's sargon

What books you lot reading then?

hmm it was 46 this morning and now it's 22 hmmm must be global warming

can hear the maggies warbling

What show is this, lad? I most certainly saw this on the Food Network sometime.
It was an honest question, lad.

is it haram to have mayonaise in chip buttys?

been sat waiting for someone to post in a different thread

hah what am i like

yes

had this dilemma myself. but then turned out she already had a bf lol fml

the stone roses are better than the beatles and oasis combined

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>What books you lot reading then?

>foreigners giving opinions on the only dish we do well

Jump on a rat ya wee spacky muttrels x

awesome

cannot fathom ruining delightful, heavenly chips as god intended with disgusting filthy bread

23 (twenty-three) consecutive loss in the polls

why are Australians so obsessed with sport

...

they're children so it's natural they enjoy childish things

good fun

When I fingered her, she shit down my arm

australian politics is literally ping pong while we get raped by chinks and slowly fill up with pakis

Feel like death is near

>girl asks me out on a date
>agree
>she doesn't talk and expects me to carry a conversation
i fucking hate women

Why mate

going out tomorrow night with my mate and all his mates
bit nervous 2bh lads

Any footy on today lads?

bender

*draws katana*
i am

business idea: we make roller skates cool again

"What do you think about Jeremy Corbyn?"

it's a good book

fish makes me ill so i get potato scallops instead
only recently realised how weird it is to have potato with potato for a meal

do you lads put chicken salt on your chips
if the answer to the above is ''no'' then you cannot claim to be doing it well

Monday, I go to work
Tuesday, can't find my shirt
Wednesday, I'm feeling blue
I'm helpless, darling
Without poo, without poo
Without poo, without poo
Thursdays, everything's fine
Friday, I'm out of my mind
Saturday, Sunday too

It's hopeless, darling
Without poo, without poo
Without poo, without poo

Each and every night of the week
I toss and turn in my sleep
Worrying if you're all right
Wondering where you are tonight

Monday, I go to work
Tuesday, can't find my shirt
Wednesday, I'm feelin' blue

I'm helpless, darlin'
Without poo, without poo
Without poo, without poo
Thursdays, everything's fine

Each and every night of the week
I toss and turn in my sleep
Worrying if you're all right
Wondering where you are tonight

Monday, I go to work
Tuesday, can't find my shirt
Wednesday, I'm feelin' blue

I'm helpless, darlin'
Without poo, without poo
Without poo, without poo
Thursdays, everything's fine
Friday, I'm out of my mind
Saturday, Sunday too

It's hopeless, darlin'
Without poo, without poo
Without poo, without poo

TWO (2) cups of tea!?

>potato scallops
fuck off you dirty little CUNT

2018 sounds futuristic

yeah, chelsea are beating fk quarabag 2-0

aha just the three of you then?

Monday, I go to work
Tuesday, can't find my shirt
Wednesday, I'm feeling blue
I'm helpless, darling
Without poo, without poo
Without poo, without poo
Thursdays, everything's fine
Friday, I'm out of my mind
Saturday, Sunday too

It's hopeless, darling
Without poo, without poo
Without poo, without poo

Each and every night of the week
I toss and turn in my sleep
Worrying if i'll poo all right
Wondering where poo id tonight

Monday, I go to work
Tuesday, can't find my shirt
Wednesday, I'm feelin' blue

I'm helpless, darlin'
Without poo, without poo
Without poo, without poo
Thursdays, everything's fine

Each and every night of the week
I toss and turn in my sleep
Worrying if you're all right
Wondering where you are tonight

Monday, I go to work
Tuesday, can't find my shirt
Wednesday, I'm feelin' blue

I'm helpless, darlin'
Without poo, without poo
Without poo, without poo
Thursdays, everything's fine
Friday, I'm out of my mind
Saturday, Sunday too

It's hopeless, darlin'
Without poo, without poo
Without poo, without poo

>potato scallops in place of fish
sometimes i wonder

shut up sw*Deoid
do you even socialise in your country?

alright, who's got my lord of the rings dvd?

they call it chip spice

no it isn't
be quiet