/OurGod/ Messi thread

Bonus points for butthurt halals.
Also: prepare your anus chelshit

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>inb4 the autistic romanian gypsy

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Chad shirt

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>imagine geting impregnated by a simple touch of the GOAT

youtu.be/pVo5eMuYwK4

No matter how much it angers you, Suarez/Cavani will never be as good and both of them acknowledge and get along with Messi. Meanwhile both Suarez and Cavani would not care if you dropped dead tomorrow since you're some irrelevant cretin

post your messis

How many goals has Suarez scored against Germany?

wow the power of patriarchy

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GOAT impregnates lady from afar.

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test

IS DAT THE GOAT

This is so fun to watch

Kek

youtu.be/nojq_l-jN-0

It's funny that the only way you can try and hype up your own players is by shitting on another. Considering how deep Suarez's cock is down your throat I'm surprised you're so quick to attack his best friend. I wonder what he would think of you

Here's a compilation of all Messi's goals from 2010 WC
And a special from all Messi's 2014 KO stages goals
youtu.be/8tPnX7OPo0Q

thinks who to impregnate

Messi's 5 goals at World Cup is more than Uruguay in 2006

>when he fucks you so hard you cant walk

so if he would've scored these two he would be the goat?
this is stupid
its not like maradona scored in a final

Someone post the similar yaya toure shot

jazz hands

youtube.com/watch?v=g1xIiuDdAZw

>faps in front of 60 000 people
a true autist

TSUUUUUUUUUUUU?

>butthurt halals
redundant la

Palito Pereira outscored Messi in 2010
Let that sink in

No, he assisted in the final. And scored 2 in semis and 2 in quarters. Including the best goal in WC's.
Show me 1 (one) goal in WC KO's from Messi.
Messi in WC's is not even 1990 Maradona's level because Diego played with a sprained ankle.

messi fanbois are unironically moronic soybois with humongous victim complexes

Also, note that i posted two youtube videos and they immediately implied i was shitting on Messi and saying Suárez and Cavani are better.
Truly baffling

If the referee wouldve done his job no one would say he's the goat

>if

You do it in every thread. Your asshurt is astronomical, that's why people shit on you. Other Uruguayans achievements aren't yours, waste of space
I'm tired of how shit this board is because of parasitic spics like you who've invaded

>being this butthurt

>le rape real madrid man