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He's a Good Boy!

great thread

COL @ CBJ, 7 pm EST
>COL is tied for the last wildcard spot in the west, but out of the playoffs on a tiebreaker, with 77 pts
>CBJ is in the last wildcard spot in the east, with 73 pts

PHI @ BOS, 7 pm
>PHI is 3rd in the Metropolitan division, with 79 pts
>BOS is 2nd in the Atlantic division, with 90 pts

WPG @ NJ, 7 pm
>WPG is 2nd in the Central division, with 89 pts
>NJ is in the higher wildcard spot in the east, with 76 pts

VGK @ DET, 7:30
>VGK is 1st in the Pacific division, with 89 pts
>DET is 10 points out of the playoffs, with 63 pts

MTL @ FLA, 7:30
>MTL is 12 points out of the playoffs, with 61 pts
>FLA is two points out of the playoffs, with 71 pts (and still with 3 fewer games played than their competition)

BUF @ OTT, 7:30
>BUF is 20 points out of the playoffs, with 53 pts
>OTT is 17 points out of the playoffs, with 56 pts

NYR @ TBL, 7:30
>NYR is 7 points out of the playoffs, with 66 pts
>TBL is 1st in the Atlantic division (and 1st in the league), with 96 pts

ANA @ NSH, 8 pm
>ANA is 2nd in the Pacific division, with 80 pts
>NSH is 1st in the Central division, with 85 pts

CAR @ CHI, 8:30
>CAR is four points out of the playoffs, with 69 pts
>CHI is 11 points out of the playoffs, with 66 pts

NYI @ EDM, 9 pm
>NYI is six points out of the playoffs, with 67 pts
>EDM is 17 points out of the playoffs, with 60 pts

WSH @ LAK, 10:30
>WSH is 2nd in the Metropolitan division, with 81 pts
>LAK is in the last wildcard spot in the west, with 77 pts

STL @ SJS, 10:30
>STL is two points out of the playoffs, with 75 pts
>SJS is 3rd in the Pacific division, with 79 pts

Jets, bitch

SHALL be posting in the ontime thread

cute

Rick Nash or Riley Nash?

adequate post

Pulju saving all his goals till hes off the oilers

I wish the jets were so good on 5v5 that we can get fucked 75% of the time but still be favorites against the wild

Or wait do I have that wrong?

Who /elite/ here?

So fighting in the NHL's at a new low this year.

Thought more teams would mean more shitty enforcers getting jobs, but guess not.

Barely a fight this season worth mentioning about.

Nice barky and trips

/hoc/ I have a confession to make... I have r/nhlstreams bookmarked. It just makes it so easy to find a stream link. I'm sorry, please forgive me.

Sorry to one up you bud

Recycling is good for the environment.
You care about the environment, don't you user?

Why do white people love dogs so much?

Download SlackingBoy retard

how can white bois even compete kek

Just end this season and give us dahlin. We’ll take care of him

For me, it's shooting the puck into your own net.

>Who am I?

Hey wheres the hoc discord at

If you win him with Calgary's pick I'll fly to Brooklyn and buy you a beer.

>ristolaidive

We are entering a new eara for NHL hockey, where we are going to see 20-30 players with 82+points every season

NSH has 95 points, I think you tapped the wrong digit user

Of course Columbus gets a bullshit shot to end the overtime. Why was I ever fooled into thinking the Avalanche were any good?

Avs are ONLY good in pepsi center. They're 100% altitude babbies.

15 minutes until shorks

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>Cody Mcleod
>Matt Hendricks
>Ryan Reaves
>Radko Gudas
>Adam Mcquaid

These are the only pure grinders left that come to mind, the only guys that actively look for fights when they play

15 minutes until caps

Faggots got me all excited that the caps were playing the sharks, but no.

>hasb

>rags

>no 7 game OT streak

GG Buffalo. >we win the Dahlinbowl.

>easing up on a shit team

Pathetic. Lightning have no heart.

This era also includes players never getting above 112 points

And now Buffalo too, down goes my pools.

>sens fucking lose to the worst team in the league

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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>giving out cuckpoints

i do not give a single shit

i bag my empty liquor bottles in the trash so the garbage man doesn't think i'm an alcoholic

Imagine trading an Art Ross winning 1st line center in Taylor Hall for Adam Larsson

Luuuuuuuuuu

Might just listen to the game on the radio and lay down in the dark haha

>center

Hey, every team needs a reliable #4 defender.

>1st line center

Surprised someone out-Chuck Fletchered Chuck Fletcher

win 1 f*cking game in your life oilers

YOU BETTER FUCKING DELETE THIS AT ONCE.

Hahaha I'm an idiot and so is the idiot that pushed the wrong button on NHL.com.

Honestly why are assists even a stat that is tracked? In the end it's only the goals that matter...

>center

Besides that, imagine wanting a reliable top 4 dman over a "skate fast down the wing" winger who will be traded to another team soon while the Devils focus on their actual future.

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This isn't basketball. Team mates count.

The real problem is the hockey media placing an emphasis on "primary assists" vs "secondary assists" which is fucking bullshit.

Fucking advanced stats, fuck you!!!

McDavid is either invisible or is not getting ice time

you better not be that dipshit in the woods

Assists should go to every player on the scorer's team who touched the puck before him.

Reality tv has gone to far.

He has the highest TOI among forwards right now. Lucic not far behind.

If assists don't count, Henrik Sedin has the LEAST amount of goals of all players with 1,000+ points.

Islanders are playing "block the middle of the ice" hockey whenever he is out there. They are clearly hoping Barzal gets something against the other lines as Tavares line is basically not even playing offense.

>canes

As a fan I should get assist points for cheering on my team.

Sort of agree with this. Often times there is a 4th man that doesn't get credit for setting up a play.

But what about guys that screen the goalie allowing for a goal, do they not deserve an assist as well?

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>secondary assists are valuable and indicative of overall production
its a no from me

>some games haven't even started yet

Baited for this exact response

>shots are currently 32-14 for the 'Canes
Holy shit.

this is what happens when you think Sup Forums is how people behave irl and go around showering people with racial slurs

also, I don't miss fighting and if you got into hockey because of it you are mentally underdeveloped

Fuck 8 people got baited into discussing hockey.

NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT THE SHARKS AGAIN. OUR COMMENTARY TEAM LOOKS LIKE SOLID SNAKE REDSKULL CROSSED WITH FUCKING DARTHMAUL NIGGA.

I will never understand why Lucic is playing with McDavid. Count the amount of times he turns the over/mishandles the puck or misreads a play

Don't like it. There are some goals that won't happen without the contribution of at least 3 players.

You need a HIGH IQ to enjoy fighting.

In hi fives does the person who prompts the hi five get the assist or does the person who claps the prompters palm get the assist?

Going to end it all tonight lads

Caps @ Kings
>fucked up by pressing the wrong button

Is San Jose the least successful most successful team of the modern era?

you are exactly right. some goals are set up by 3 players and in those cases, the secondary assist is good. overall though, it's not. lots of defensemen get random secondary assists on the cycle, those are not useful

I second this statement.

go starve to death you roach mongrel

Pretty much

John Carlson has 53 points in 66 games. Wanna hear a fun fact? Like 30 of those are from putting the puck into Ovie's wheelhouse in the PP. He is like the #4D for Caps but has the prettiest statline.

I suppose it's a catch-22 because without the secondary assist, you don't reward players that didn't earn it but you punish players who do. I'd rather reward the players that earned it than not.

San jose is Mexico and the shorks will never win a cup

t. Juan from LA

Seething

I love that Kane has learned to take his shitty behavior out on the enemy team, its perfect sharks need an agitator. Plenty of problem solvers, but they are all gentle giants.

>I suppose it's a catch-22
yeah, exactly

>I'd rather reward the players that earned it than not.
i'm the opposite personally, but to each their own. it doesn't look like the NHL is going to get rid of it anytime soon so for now it's just buttmad hockey twitter assholes whining about it

>mad at stats

fucking avs are useless. >my cats still have games in hand but fuck ted rom akron.

The twitter assholes and you can easily filter it out if they want. I'm sure they keep track of primary vs secondary assists somewhere. Just use that and ignore the certified NHL "analysts".