Official Carolina Hurricanes @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

7:30 PM start time. Puck drop soon after.

Well at least we get to see our other alcoholic friend today

At least it's an Eddie game.

>Eddie game

...Why did we trade tivo again?

Cap space and I think he wasn't outstanding the year he was traded, iirc.

Welcome back, Jim.

Ah, right the cap.

>I love it when you speak french to me

>I love when you talk french to me
Wew lad.

>absolutely no defense thus far from either team
gonna be one of those games

>absolutely no defense
Nothing new from the Hawks.

SEABROOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hawks 1 - Hawks Alumni 0

SEABISCUIT

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>Seabs scores
fucking whaaaaaaaaa

scarrrr
seabs


Kinda not too happy about that.
There's a part of me that wants darling to win this one.

How do I stop my mother-in-law from ruining my wife's life which by extension is a a mild nuisance on my hockey watching?

Kill your Mother-in-Law.

...

>Jurco gets credit
Of course Seabs getting a goal sounds too good to be true

divorce

she just called me a 'morbidly obese lesbian'

it begins

.......are you?

ask her as to why is she projecting herself onto you

>so i think this chick i work with is a morbidly obese lesbian
>that too bad
>what is?
>that you're a morbidly obese lesbian
>mfw

Well fuck.

Does she live with you?

That was a good play by highmore in the boards. Good poise in his own end

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SHARPIEEE

Sharpie!!!

Oh fuck how did they not score?

yea

Sounds like she needs an accident. You have some stairs in the house?

i swear on me mum i saw patrick kane driving around villa park in one of those chevrolet blackhawk sedans with a liscence plate that saod 'KANR'

DOS

>I love it when you speak Spanish to me

>tfw no latina to talk spanish to you


>they score
FUCK

SEE HERE CAROLINA
YOU KNOW YOU CANT BEAT CHIACGO BECAUSE IN HOKKEI YOU GOT A 50/60 CHANCE OF WINNING
BUT YOU TAKE KANES 30% CHANCE OF WINNING AMD ADD OT TO CHICAGOS AND TAKE ANOTHER 45%OFF BECUASE YOUR REDNECK TRIMPS AND YOULL FIND OUT THAT CHICAGO HAS A 125% CHANCE OF WINNING AND CAROLIN HAS A 15% CHANDING OF LOAING AFTER THE 45%
THE NUMBERS DONT LIE
AND THEY SPELT D I S A S T E R
4U

holy fuck that was too close

>tfw no one to talk to you

How the fuck do you guys not know any Latinas to talks Spnish to in the USA? Fucking LMAO, this is SPICago for a reason.

BIG SAFE

Your spending too much time in villa park

Better than Polacks and Bishy Dishcky Cheeky Breekys, walking around all sour faced with their babushka's eternally complaining in their bishy vishy radishka language.

Because I don't live in Chicago, you mong.

>that flag
>no latinos around

wew lad

Feels fucking great my dude.

>petite girl working out in the gym today
when used properly, yoga pants are a gift from god

TUEVO TIME!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK

evening reddit

goddammit

Daily reminder that the players voted hawks fans as the best in the league. 30% of players feel this way. How does it feel?

Who is going to the river dying?

Even though I think >muh heritage is the worst Americansim ever, it's still fun.

the river dying is for tourists
you go to the bar while people are at the river so it's less crowded

>the river dying is for tourists
Nah, it's a tourist attraction definitely, but it is full of high schoolers.

Darling II

Last year I had a Chinese and an Indian contractor working with me that I sent to the dying. I went to Gulliver's and got drunk and laughed when they called me because they were lost.

I'm a fucking retard when it comes to direction but how the shit does anyone get lost in Chicago? It's a fucking grid with streets going n/s and e/w with like 3 diagonal streets.

gg Canes

gg Canes

gg

Chinks and dots man