/para/ Paralympics General

A reminder that the opening ceremony starts at 6 AM eastern US time. Who is ready for QT cripples?

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reminder that there is free broadcast of competitions at

paralympic.org/pyeongchang-2018/watch

>redirects to NBC

>redirects to NBC
why USA needs to be so fucking cuck lol

Will she be skating again?

...

Why deafs aren't welcomed in the paralympics?

What?

That's actually pretty lit, they have some amazing tech. I swear they're part robot.

>Who is ready for QT cripples
no such thing

Who the fuck wants to see literal sub humans when the Olympics are about seeing the greatest athletes at their peak?


Sage

starts in 18 mins woooooo

yeah, they have lot of cool awsome tech

To quote famus Polish politician about paralympic: "Paralympics make as much sense as chess tournament for retards."

i'd watch a chess tournament for retards

It's starting!

Can't wait for wheelchair curling

>Opening ceremony is 13 hours before any event

I want to watch sled hockey god damn it

>Paralympics make as much sense as chess tournament for retards.

are things like that that make poland not go to space

It's called e-sports.

i would date the first Korean Paraympic athlete

Lmao Bach is even here now

what's her race?

this norwegian qtie was at Winter Olympics 2002(not Para), then got in the accident and got her legs cut off ;_;

champion at Sochi 2014 Paralympic

who is she?

who is the blonde?

they literally have their own games entire called the deaflympics

>Greece is first in Korean Alphabet

they dont put greece first like in olympics?

Kirstjen Nielsen

>no united korea meme

wow, that is suprising

nope

Paralympics are better than regular Olympics because of all the crazy stipulations and special equipment

>Neutral Paralympic Athletes
>don't even get "from Russia"
What cucks

Is that a skateboard that one of the Canadians is pushing himself on?

>break dancing

lmao

>muito obrigado

he really liked to say that lol

>mfw he is a brazilian

WUT? lol

>dat feel when your Paralympic team is much better than Olympic one
>both winter and summer games

In 2016 they were banned entirely. So that's progress for Russia.

Is there a more comfy sport than wheelchair curling?

>italy and swiss tv cut the feed
fuck i liked that song

>that empty stadium
sad

PLAYING FUCKIND HARDBASS ON OPENING CEREMONY
lolwhut

>curling baroness appears again
based

it was empty during real olympics too. people in korea don't care about winter sports t b h

cripples don't live long in best korea

>chess tournament for retards

Donald Fart is so retarded, he can't play 1-D Chess

>that guy is a legit politician in Poland
Well, at least Poland has an inclusive political culture for brain-damaged. Hurray for you!

>ywn fuck Birgit

White

what is cyber expert doing there?

I mean we already allow the women to compete on their own

Lol

jesus forgot handjobs I bet she gives handcareers

is it wrong to constantly lust after mentally deficient girls

There was a case where they were almost going to classify her into a different class, because she was so strong, she did things that shouldn't be possible for someone with her disability.

Paralympics is not the Special Olympics

People born with serious defects should be just killed off. Only people who acquired them later (due to an accident or something) should be allowed to live.

some people take trying to win a medal too far

Don't listen to him, it's fake news. Birgit was 13 years old in 2002.

How many condoms have they handed out this time?

That's what I mean. The paralympics are a much bigger stage, I'm sure they would prefer to be here instead of their own games.

what sport are you guys competing in?

Are Russian cripples still be known as OAR?

Fuck you asshole, I lost part of my arm and eye after being blown by and IED in Fallujah.

So umm.. do they have cripple orgies at the paralympic village?

some one post THE pic. You know the one.

Of course they do.

it's amazing what makeup can do. still would tho

>retard olympics

Because we didn't get enough gold medals in February.

#isitok to show Donald Fart being stealth bummed by Dim Dong Dumb?

>Donald Fart
HOLY FUCK WORST PARALYMPICS POSTER IS BACK
WELCOME BACK YOU FUCKING OBNOXIOUS NIGGER
NOW GO AWAY AGAIN

Okay
So how does that work?
Most if not all best Korea cripples are put in camps doing hard labor as doorstops.

lol that's great

I'm still waiting to see if Anna Schaffelhuber, my Sochifu, can repeat her 5-for-5 from 2014.

Why are disableds so good at banter? Every other oppressed minority wallows in self-pity on Tumblr because their dad thinks their gay poetry about gender identity is shit, and yet physical impairments invariably turn people into absolute legends. What's the deal?

I've always wondered the same thing. Gays, women, and blacks ALWAYS get triggered, but amputees are fucking legends.

Life finds a way, unironically

>NOW GO AWAY AGAIN

>Post before his

Got news for ya...!:

This Aussie has a Bandabi far away from an Alt-Shite retard being stealth bummed by Dim Dong Dumb. Your argument is invalid.

>when you skip leg day

Also:

>HOLY FUCK WORST PARALYMPICS POSTER IS BACK
>WELCOME BACK YOU FUCKING OBNOXIOUS NIGGER
>NOW GO AWAY AGAIN

Do you think your girl, Aline Rocha, stands a chance against our Birgit?

Do you know in what sport the black guy will be competeing in?

He's the hockey goalie.

This Canadian bloke on the trolley will always be twice the man Donald Fart will ever be:

Idk, i don't watch Paralympics. Although usually the Parathletics do better than the normal ones.

So many DNFs

Brazil has better suport in paraolympics, we are the best country on americas in terms of summer parasports

Reminder that sports are being broadcasted oic-paralympics.appspot.com

My guess is that they really have dificulties, not like faggots or blacks, and they know that being triggered won't help them in any way.

The tumblr kind creates their own bullshit oppression and they act how they think oppressed people should act.

I assure you that in Rwanda they aren't the WE WUZ kind

el goblino...

Norway YES

FIRST GOLD TO USA

are they just waving at empty stands?

Are there actually any QT spastics though?

Norway YES

NZ stream

tvnz.co.nz/livetv/tvnz-duke

O O F

(i missed the bigger crash)